How Long Gone

Our dear friend and previous guest, Raven Smith, joins us live and uncut from our hotel room in Tbilisi, Georgia. We chat about playing the hits, how Harry Styles looks, a visit to the local sulfur baths, we're all very tall, when your grinder overheats, Miele appliances, smeg vs. shmeg, uncircumcised, Raven's night routine, our dreams and nightmares, feta cheese and cigarettes, and we try to get Raven to talk like an American for a bit. instagram.com/raven__smith twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amen Dunes is a musician currently living in New York. His newest record, Death Jokes, is out now on Sub Pop. We chat about our trip to Tbilisi, drinking tea is low T, when you gotta kick it with your kid's friends, sleeping temperatures, nail-biting remedies, he doesn't love touring, he uses zero products, liberal arts college, Kid A comparisons, TJ tries to remix the record, and his first job in New York was making sandwiches at a bodega. instagram.com/amendunes twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Jamaica, and Jason is home in Glendale. We discuss how Chris is staying hydrated on the Island, Patriots > Patreon, traveling light, TJ went to Orange County, GRWM Skims underwear, Galliano's pique, low ticket sales across the board for movies and concerts, we're off to Tbilisi this week, potato pizza, being sweaty at the airport, and fellas is it gay to travel with wheeled luggage? twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Chapman is a songwriter, DJ, and friend of ours. We chat about Like a G6 at Pilates, Diplo's Architectural Digest home in Jamaica, how Alex landed in West Hollywood, how Pride month hit different if you're a gay DJ, Normani, an Italian sex cave, we explain the essence of "trade," zoology, how to please the olds and youngs, his childhood basketball career, Scotty Pippen is likely hung, NYU dorm life, opening for Kim Petras on tour, divas who've been dealt a more difficult hand, and his dream producers to work with. instagram.com/alexchapman twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ray Cappo is the singer of Youth Of Today and Shelter, two hardcore bands we grew up listening to. He's now a yoga teacher to the teachers and our new personal guru. His new book, From Punk To Monk, is out now. We chat about Marc Antony, which emails to respond to, moving upstate in 08, never having a real job, celibacy, pulling over on the side of the road to cook rice and lentils, the power of ghee, this missing ingredient in health food, removing low frequencies, how he felt on a raw diet, why is jiu-jitsu a sober man's sport? If he came up with his book's title himself, and we compare colored vinyl to non gold standard currency. instagram.com/raghunathyogi twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's DJ set, Electrolit Ranch Water, running into people from your past and judging each other, dog tags and swap meet belts, when people in worse shape than you give you fitness advice, serving postal, Qanon drummers, Szechuan tofu, a new place to do cocaine has been unlocked, Diddy's apology, and grab a ticket for one of our upcoming live shows at: twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Scheer is a comedian, actor, and host of the podcast How Did This Get Made? Amongst many other credits. His new book, Joyful Recollections of Trauma, is available for preorder now. We chat about creativity not being for everyone, the realities of releasing a book, his upcoming airport book signings, his podcast is 14 years old, his house was recently in Architectural Digest, how to convince your wife to get a bigger TV, corporate gigs and performing in Afghanistan, early days of Best Week Ever, and we learn what to do when you meet a celebrity. We're on tour soon. Come see us live! twitter.com/paulscheer twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beth Ditto is the singer of the band Gossip. She and I are playing Just Like Heaven Festival this weekend in Los Angeles. We recap our Bravo experience on Watch What Happens Live, TJ finally went to Odeon, expired makeup, growing up in Arkansas, she drops maybe the smartest take on the Kendrick and Drake beef, the best thing you can do for your body is sleep all day, the post-riot grrrl movement, Jeopardy is back, who has the best fries, and one time she tried to make meatloaf out of Pringles. instagram.com/bethditto twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from New York City. We chat about low frequencies, The Knicks, water branding, John Mulaney's Netflix show, Seth Rogen just Cheech & Chong in some Dries, we smell a Jonah Hill comeback on the horizon, Chris likes San Francisco now, NA beverage psyop, Almighty So 2, Drake's home security protocol, Katt Williams, should Eggslut change it's name? TJ's new pescatarian diet and Chris' post-dessert life. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matthew Whitehouse is the editor of The Face magazine. We spoke with him from London about Chris in San Francisco, Bobby Brainworms, Savory Flan, the Crown's WeWork, summertime in the LDN, Mr Brightside, Springsteen, Dennis The Menace, how to make a magazine fun, how to not get tired of hearing about things, he left Twitter two years ago, why he's learning to drive at 35, his previous career as a soft serve pourer, and many moons ago, his band opened for Morrissey. instagram.com/m_j_whitehouse twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lauren Sherman is the fashion correspondent at Puck, the author of an upcoming book, and a newfound podcast host. If you're wondering why this episode is only 15 minutes, it's because Lauren's recording had technical issues. We decided to release the intro, though. Also, we recovered a transcription of the interview, which you can read here. twitter.com/lapresmidi twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about adults playing kickball, getting your sheets pressed thrice weekly, sleeveless and shorthaired TJ, Alo fingerless gloves, CB banging a set (of 12), what are we gonna do about Drake and Kendrick, the true crime-ification of rap battles, old man Seinfeld, and did Dua flop? twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon Doonan is a fashion icon, author, and former Barneys New York creative director. His book Drag will be released in paperback on May 21st. We chat about the correct time of day to do pilates, Chris in Nashville, Simon travels light, when people copied his window displays, the way he pronounces NASCAR, Los Angeles from the 70s to the 80s, how to have a groovy life without a ton of dough, early Maxfield's stories, the relationship between malnutrition and fashion, beetroot salads, his dog's names, how he fits in down in Palm Beach, his tai chi philosophy, Simon's husband designed The Parker Hotel in Palm Springs and we don't talk about how expensive it is, and what it was like helping put together the Marilyn Monroe estate sale. instagram.com/simondoonan twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete Yorn is a musician from New Jersey who is now living in LA. We chat about nausea, Kendrick's "Euphoria," seconds after it drops, nuts dot com, the episodes Pete listened to in preparation, moving to the desert for nine months, raising a valley girl, Los Angeles in the 90s, bongs, quitting booze, his love of The Smiths, playing drums for Bruce, how to French Exit at shows, getting too shwagged out, is he a nepo brother? And how he got cast in Killers of the Flower Moon. instagram.com/peteyorn twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Justin Bieber's crying selfie, a night out to Mel Ottenberg's birthday party + Gag, Celsius & Vodka, Chris gets the newspaper delivered, a review of Zendaya's Challengers, Chris changed his avi, No Reservations, TJ's back on pilates, the New York Art Book Fair: where does it end? And come see us live this summer. howlonggone.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jakob Nowell is the son of Sublime's Bradley Nowell, and now their singer. Sublime played their first show with Jakob at Coachella last week. See them and Jakob's Castle, his solo project, live this summer all over. We chat about the last time Chris ate leftovers, a pesky Twitter user, his hairless cats, rolling his own cigs, Chris and Jakob's mutual love of weird independent gyms, how much time he spends shirtless, why he performs shoeless, his protein intake and workout routine, how many Celsius he can drink in a day, how to infiltrate pop music, his future political plans, how emotionally draining their Coachella sets were, given his unique situation, what kind of music he'd DJ if he DJ'd, and his love of Clown Core. instagram.com/sublime instagram.com/jakobnowell twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phoebe Lovatt is a writer and host of the podcast Deep Read. We chat with her from her home in London about Kanye and Yung Lean at Disneyland, Sean John tank top on at this point, vests, forgetting to wear bottoms in public, speed-listening to podcasts, she kind of always wants to live somewhere else, she loves weather as much as Jason, sharing a hospital room with a handcuffed person, the type of guests she books on her podcast, The Cutting Room Floor podcast, cyberfeminism, fizzling Huberman, writers writing books about how hard writing books is, different substances to assist with writing, and she doesn't love the pub. instagram.com/phoebelovatt twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maya Hawke is a musician and actress from New York, currently in Atlanta filming the final season of Stranger Things. Her new record, Chaos Angel, comes out next month. We chat about Chris' return home from Dubai, Kanye punching the wrong twin, having a small head for an actor, her fear of the freeway, how she celebrated 4/20, her dad's parenting style, fruit is kind of like nature's candy, Grey's Anatomy SVU, THC drinkies, the eclipse in New York, how long it takes to film a season of Stranger Things, paintings as a gift, her cooking style, healthy chaos, her impending digital detox, and Maya predicts a postal service renaissance. instagram.com/maya_hawke twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We spoke with Gaspard and Xavier of Justice. They took some time between sets to speak with us from their Coachella Airbnb about Chris' Dubai update, Taylor leaked, their top three "honestly branded" drinks, the inner workings of their current live show, they can sympathize with Grimes' technical difficulties, their philosophy of vintage t-shirts, their hotel policy, which countries they won't perform in, they switched from cigarettes to vaping and never looked back, if they sit next to each other on the plane, their meet-cute, why Nile Rodgers wanted to meet them, how they (don't) spend their money, and how they split it. instagram.com/etjusticepourtous twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ethan James Green is a photographer from Michigan who is currently living in New York. We chat about Chris’ trip to stormy Dubai, Cryo chamber square footage, Ethan’s crown moulding has crown moulding, OCD interior design, unfinished basements, we celebrate Lake Michigan, how a photographer balances their Instagram grid with their personal life, this team is the best team ever to work with, the humility of Blink Gym, his Smile To Go morning muffin, how he juggles commercial and editorial work, sometimes you have to come out of pocket, how and why he became a model, his club promoting days, and we complain about celebrity publicists for a bit. instagram.com/ethanjamesgreen twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices