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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
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Thank you for coming to this important spy meeting, we have an assignment for you. Honestly, we didn't expect this many of you to show up, we only have brand deals for two of you. The rest of you can debate what a Minion tastes like, go mountain biking, or practice your cursive. Suggested talking points: Good Cop/ Pitiful Desperate Cop, He is Heavy, He's a Minion, Tore a Big Hole in My Pants, Crowded Locked Tree, Mission Too Dog Murder, The Versatility of StairsFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/
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Happy MaxFunDrive everyone! We've been on the network approximately forever, and because of that our back catalog of bonus content can be pretty overwhelming. To help you out, here's some clips from three of our favorite pieces of bonus content from years past: The recreation of the Episode 400 Margaritaville Blue Carpet, where we were joined by special guest Matt Doyle; Prankee Doodle Dandy, where we forced our way through social anxiety to prank call people; and the long-lost Detroit Star Wars Spectacular, which we released as a bonus goal during 2019's drive, because only members are allowed to experience that catastrophe.If you want to hear more, you can become a member at https://maximumfun.org/join to get access to the full episodes, plus so, so much more.
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Curl up at the foot of our rocking chair, the big brothers have got some Good Darn advice about making friends, getting free donuts, and collecting all the jewels. The one caveat is that we can only tell you about it when your mouth is full of dental tools. Suggested talking points: And Bump it With You, You Can't Raise an Alpha Scorpion, Clean Grift for Boomer Jewels, Love Root Canal, Stake-Happy Adventure Jockeys Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/
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In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of one wrestler in particular. Suggested talking points: None Shorts on John Cena, WDZENTD (what does Zac Efron need to do), 450 Degree Rock in the Oven, I'm Not a Stabby Person, Toasty Cubes of Bread, Louisiana is the Boot of the Elf Man Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/
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Welcome to a world of puur imagninatinon, with all sorts of teets! Experience the magic with cool ice-skating tricks, a transcendent song about sandwiches, and of course, Chizza. Suggested talking points: Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, The Taste of Acting Degree Ink, Wet the Ice, Love that Low Rhythm Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/
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We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football learning required – we would never make you learn! Suggested talking points: Telly Title Tellers, Little Chips Justin, Floral Purchases at the Liquor Store, Quarterback Pod, Bad Beef on Thursdays The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/
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Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and hedgehog-adjacent tater tots. Suggested talking points: Caffeine Porridge, An R2-D2 Full of Bath Bombs, Skibidi Valentines, Dolly Parton Drifting The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/
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This might be the closest we’ve come to an actual argument, but we worked it out all for the sake of giving you our best advice. Of course, at least one brother is very wrong about peeing in the ocean, the Dune vs Avatar debate, and breaking up via pizza. Suggested talking points: Bummed Out Popcorn Bucket, Glasses on, Hair Up, Men's Riddle Activist, We All Have Our Darude Within Us, Swingey Todd The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/
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Can you believe the Oscar mnomnations came out recently-ish? Congrats to the narminees: Jeff Dunham's puppets, the house across the street, Charles Entertainment Cheese, and the Cream Gentleman. Good luck to all those nerminated!Suggested talking points: Retirement is Death to a Puppet, Presidential Taco Bell, Damage to His Fun Centers, Jasper T. Jowl's Howlin' Hootenanny, I Don't Want Love, I want DonutsThe Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/
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We're getting our pitch together for billionaire Cube Markan and his friend Bald Randy. We have so many good business ideas we don't even know where to start: Ask me A Brother, Robert Cop, shopping mall snacks. Once we get in with Cube we'll chuck some ducats and make some buckets! Suggested talking points: Hot Dead Famous People, Burner Brothers, Foot-Long Cookie Paddles, TravWife World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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GET FIRED UP this Friday . . . Monday . . . because we're going treasure-hunting! You never know where you might find an antique violin, or an AI Companion, or maybe even wings with bones. Suggested talking points: That's Not a Time, Grown Friend without Secrets, Crotch Emergency, Child's Basement Rainboots, Jeremy Lupin, Cousin Fazolis World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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This episode is coming to you, TravNation, hot from the high seas, where anything and everything is legal! That includes spaghetti showers, ham whittling, and your dad's LSD. We're gonna be here for a while, at least until the Merfolk invade the land. Suggested talking points: Scurvalicious, Embrace Bouyancy, Wild Hog Soul, White Beyond our Years, Don't Touch Me Until I've Had My Shower World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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The most anticipated film is finally out in theaters and we're so excited that we're cussing up a storm. It's good there isn't a sign to stop us for this uncensored discussion about new gizmos, salty coffee, and the strongest Beatle. Suggested talking points: Farewell to a Friend for The Clapper, Don't Call Santa Be Santa, Bart Simpsons Curse-Free Zone, Arm Truss, Where Are Triceps, Sweet Meets Salty For Your Cup of Coffee World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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Never before have we faced such a challenge as this: coming up with a year name that rhymes with "four". It's so unusual that it even caused a shift in the brother energy, so now there's a new Justin and we sure hope he remembers his Mavis Beacon lessons. Suggested talking points: Not Every Bridge Goes to Somewhere, Limited Totemic Energy, The MB in MBMBaM is Mavis Beacon, Painted with the Color of Paranoia World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/
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Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your grades up.Suggested talking points: Mild Piquant of Griffin, Wonka Nate Silver, The Elder Statesman of Fish Throwing, The Smart Swordsman Doesn't Lose, A Yucky Phonetic Journey Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
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It took some time to compile, but it’s finally here: our Wonka gift guide. Share this extensive line of movie tie-in merchandise with your family and friends. Things like Wolf Blitzer Buddy Comedy, tiny truck nuts, and Noodle. Suggested talking points: Tell Hugh if His Face is in the Movie, All Interpretations of Noodle are Valid, Grumpus McElroy, Big Package for the Little Package, The Mind is Not an Immortal Machine, Josh Outta HellHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
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Time is running out to talk about all the Wonka-verse tie-ins, and we're already falling behind! So it's a rapid-fire session about Wonka the Chocolate King, purple pancakes, DDR, and voting on airplanes. Suggested talking points: JSMR, Chalamet-Bounding, Sinskull Shamy, Dragon Drop, Toilet Risotto, Shoes or No Shoes Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
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This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of feelings about other things, like large bees, studying, Step Mania, and Dolph Lundgren. Suggested talking points: Dog Bees Got Wolfman Magic, Loudest Baddest Idea, The Curse of Pocket Grandpa, 12-year-old What Got Bigged, Salt Knuckles, Who is the Chief of the Munch Squad, Fix Our Special Food, Easy and Good CheatingFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/
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Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. Don't leave a message, though, we definitely won't check. Just send a text like a normal person. \Suggested talking points: So Much Corn Power, Pod Up the Garfield, Pre-Existing Arby's Account, Queso Erotic Dreamscaper, St Michelangelo's Jerkin-It Faraday Cage Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/
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We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the Wonkaverse! Suggested talking points: Wonky Makes Me Feel Good, Berry-trocious, Ketchup Joke Surcharge, Anti-Sports Island, Jackson Pollock of Autumnal FlavorFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/
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My favourite swear is Jesus Christ on a bike
Was not expecting a "pumpkin bar guy" callout like that Imao
didn't snl do jon bovi (a Bon Jovi opposite band)?? 😂
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On this episode, the brothers create a tulpa
"Raaan-dy Shark doodoot do do do do do"
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20fungalore: magic omnipresent 😃
the energy in this one makes me MAD uncomfortable. I'm a huge mbmbam fan, but this vibe is such a weird bummer I can't listen to it and learn the theme!!!
That "Legends " joke was for 2 people: Travis and me
GOD the ad break on this ep was so choice
this episode really kept well lmao
Listening to this episode in 2023 is DEFINITELY an experience
how slow are your balls wires??? haha
new rule: no talking about Joey Chestnut without getting Jamie Liftus on your podcast
I didn't read the episode description first and thought Justin was going to make Travis do a bad Felicia Day impression right until the second she started speaking
probably the funniest opening the brothers have ever made
it's funny that they claim they want a bit to keep people from skipping the ending, but by doing annoying sound strategy trigger my misophonia they're actively making me not want to stick around to hear their announcements about live shows I do not have the funds to travel to go see.
Travis was right, though: many TJs have a bell near the exit with a little sign saying ring if you had good service. The loud register bells, though, are there for calling more cashiers over and giving me tinnitus the rest of the day.
"Afflecktation" made my day