Wizard and the Bruiser

This week janitor turned human experiment subject Holden and Crow T. Jakebot find themselves trapped by the Gizmonic Institute and forced to dig through the history of the classic American TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden and Jake cover an ancient battle that has raged on with an undying fire and dates back to an early birthing period of a long forgotten race of Humans known as "Zoomers". This week on Wizard and the Bruiser it's time to size up the home console titans, it's PlayStation vs Xbox BABY! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden and Jake dawn their deep sea diving suits and risk dying of the bends as they are joined by renowned Snorkspert and Snorkstorian Henry Zebrowski for a deep Snrorkious journey into the Snorky depths of the Snorktackular Snorklanric Ocean of Snorkery as they Snork the SNORKS. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Grab the DRAMAMINE cause Holden and Jake are explorin' the shakycam found footage Kaiju cultural phenomenon that was Cloverfield! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week King of the Court McNeely and Perfect Jump Floater Jake serve and spike their way through the Volleyball themed manga and anime Haikyu!! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden and Jake hack into the rom editing scene known as Kaizo Mario! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

1997 Holden w/ tag misprint and Jake, the OJ Simpson in the Slammer Pog, gear up for a doubleheader as they explore the shortlived baby gambling craze that was quickly banned in schools and Ty Warner's 90's collectible icon that led to literal chaos in stores (plus at least one man to murder), we're talkin' Pogs and Beanie Babies! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week somebody stop THEM! Holden and Jake are sssssmokin'! their way into the 90's classic that had us all longing for zoot suits once more, The Mask! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden and Jake  hop on a train to Midgar once again to prep for the impending release of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth by covering 2020's Final Fantasy VII Remake, the long awaited and possibly alternative universe update to 1997's Final Fantasy VII!  Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden and Jake are joined by Kate Goldbeck (author of 'You, Again: A Novel') to discuss the thing that's brought us the Ranma ½ Lemons of the 90's, the legendary 'My Immortal', a Star Trek tale that got a ton of copies of a fanzine burned, and much more in this deep dive into what can finally bring Scorpion and Sub-Zero together, Fanfiction! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Holden and Jake step into the polycarbonate square once more this week to interview HUGE's proud papa himself, Jonathan Schultz from Team HUGE! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Biohazard Holden and Blendo Jake enter the polycarbonate square to face off with facts about the cult classic BattleBots! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holdemitsu and Gun Jake get ready to throw down in the the King of Iron Fist Tournament to battle their way through the history of the legendary Bandai Namco fighting series Tekken! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

This week Holden desperately tries to keep Jake from losing himself in Ricardo Montalbán's chest as they discuss Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Holden and Jake sit down to throwdown in the 8 bit handheld arena, as they pit Sega's Game Gear against Nintendo's Game Boy in a one armed knife fight atop the corpses of the Atari Lynx and the TurboExpress on this week's Wizard and the Bruiser! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

1970 Red Holden 312P with White Interior and 1969 Mad Jake Base on Mighty Jake take a trip down the loop filled plastic track that is the history of Hot Wheels! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Holden and Jake peer into the vast book of Wiz Bru to recount some of their favorite episodes of the past, and discuss possible future update episodes in this Wizard and the Bruiser retrospective! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

It's time to join the boys as they venture a trek down memory lane, discussing all their top media for 2023! Happy holidays! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Oompa loompa doompety dooI’ve got a perfect podcast for youOompa loompa doompety dizard and the FloozerIf you are wise you’ll listen to Wizard and the Bruiser! This week Holden and Jake explore the chocolatey goodness of Willy Wonka from Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" to 2023's "Wonka" Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

Look, they didn’t want to dive into Percy Jackson & the Olympians.If you’re reading this because you think you might want to listen, my advice is: close this app right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about Wizard and the Bruiser, and try to lead a normal life.Being a Wizard and a Bruiser is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these wave forms– if you feel something stirring inside – stop listening immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.Don’t say I didn’t warn you.This is Wizard and the Bruiser cover Percy Jackson & the Olympians. Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru