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Theyre playing basketball We love that basketball Now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way they dribble up and down the court I keep it so fresh on the microphone I like no interruption when the game is on I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop My favorite play is the alley-oop I like the pick-n-roll I like the give-n-go And its basketball Bow Wow lets go I got the rock in my hands There aint no tellin what i?m gonna do wit it When i got possession i?m gonna have to fool wit it I might cross you up and fake one way Turn around and hit you wit the MJ fade-away I throwin down passes like J-Kidd Taking cats to the rack And I?m dunkin over them like T-Mac When I?m in the paint I play wit that Alonzo style I?m like Darius cuz I can shoot 2 miles Don?t too many players get offers like me I?m back-n-forth likely Shake the checks off your nikes They almost had me in a suit at the draft Cuz it look like a freethrow When I be shootin from half The first step like Iverson, blow pass you He?ll leave nuthin but net, but i can go glass too When I?m in the paint the defense so shook They don?t know if I?m gonna put up a slow hook or dish up a no-look See my game consist of whole lotta..... Moves you would think I learned from the Harlem Globe Trotters JD gonna lead us to a ring Fab and Bow Wow is the only players that makes the cheerleaders wanna sing Now tell me were you in the joint The night MJ scored 63 points When the Lakers won titles back-to-back Didn?t give nobody no kind of slack When Vince Carter came Stuck his arm in the rim Everbody went crazy in the whole damn gym Dikembe Mutumbo standing tall Playing D wit desire Its Basketball

The boys discuss SNL pilled Vaudeville shows, overly topical comedians, and 104.7 WNOK the premiere radio station bringing you all the hits across the midlands. They then dive into two columns all about allergies (coincidence that they're both about dogs; that says nothing about us) and wrap up with a third seggy about the saddest films, movies, and cinematic masterpieces (real ones know the difference) out there. Article 1: Dear Denise https://thedailycougar.com/2023/02/15/valentines-day-dear-denise/ Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2020/07/ask-amy-hiker-with-severe-allergies-needs-you-to-keep-your-dog-away.html Third Seggy: I'm not crying it's allergies

Pauly, Pauly, you can't hide! The boys got off their bullshit last week just so they could back on their bullshit in this episode. They discuss cub scouts, Adrian's neighbor Tomo, and [redacted]s genital herpes outbreak. They then dive into two columns all about crash talk and wrap up with a third seggy all about the biggest career nosedives of the last couple years. Article 1: Ask TV Scholar https://tvscholar.substack.com/p/ask-tv-scholar-im-scared-to-drive Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/05/tragedy-investigation-dear-prudence-advice.html Third Seggy: Biggest Career Crashes https://www.forbes.com/sites/jenamcgregor/2022/12/28/the-most-notable-career-crashes-of-2022/?sh=45635c59430e https://www.forbes.com/sites/jenamcgregor/2023/12/26/the-most-notable-career-crashes-of-2023/?sh=10f3aa131ffb

The boys talk the carbonaro effect, getting zooted off zyn packs, and tv shows about making it in the rap game (Phil TV show up next?). They then dive deep into all the facets of spring break both small and large in two beachy advice columns. They top off the episode with a fresh new third seggy called wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllld styyyyyyyyyyyyyllle. Article 1: Mrs. McVeigh's Manners https://dfwchild.com/mrs-mcveighs-manners-spring-break-mistake/ Article 2: Stirring the pot https://www.michigandaily.com/opinion/stirring-the-pot-spring-break-up/ Third Seggy: Wild style MTV's Spring Break craziest moments https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/josh-robertson/most-memorable-moments-in-mtv-spring-break-history

This ep is all about being toit with your sister, drinking out of straws, and Paul bullying Adrian for his looks (crazy behavior, I know). We then gab all about celebrities in two advice columns and then finish with a third segment about celebrity fan army names (shout out the pisspigs). Article 1: Asking a coworker to introduce me to her celebrity friends https://www.askamanager.org/2017/12/asking-a-coworker-to-introduce-me-to-her-celebrity-friends-losing-expensive-work-equipment-and-more.html Article 2: Can I say hi to my celebrity neighbor? https://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2023/06/24/miss-manners-celebrity-neighbor-hello/ Third Seggy: Celeb fan army names

You're gonna wanna listen to this one while in your pjs on a saturday morning in front of the TV with a big bowl of your favorite cereal. We're talking nostalgia baby. The boys discuss strong coffee, the number of words french people have for snobby ladies, and Adrian's favorite jokes from the era of the Simpsons that he watched. They end with a third seggy testing if they truly are 90s kids based on what things get their nostalgia button pressed. Article 1: Lifehacker https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/07/ask-lh-how-can-i-get-my-girlfriend-to-stop-playing-pokemon-go/ Article 2: Ask Kim Kierkegarrdashian https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ask-kim-kierkegaardashian-in-search-of-lost-before-times-selfies Third Seggy: Testing if we're 90s kids based on nostalgia

We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all. Article 1: Dr. Wallacehttps://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can-couples-kiss-at-school/article_d12e3cd0-e892-5ec4-bb80-b216cd4efd11.html Article 2: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2021/11/should-parents-bribe-kids-parenting-advice-care-feeding.html Third Seggy: Interview with jazz legend Louis Armstrong

Just wait till your dad gets home! Oh wait, here he is! Phil is back with the boys to discuss Teezo touchdown, undercover bosses, and a mixture of topical and out of date media. The gang then discusses how it takes two to tango among many other dances. Phil then leaves us high and dry for our third segment. Luckily, we had a legendary jazz musician on standby... Article 1: Dance Spirit: I can't figure out my performance facehttps://dancespirit.com/dear-katie-dance-performance-face/ Article 2:  The Ethicist: Our theater is fighting about diversity. Who's right?https://archive.is/Wii0e Third Seggy: Interview with jazz legend Louis Armstrong