DiscoverThe Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds251 - The Morrisites (Live from Salt Lake City)
251 - The Morrisites (Live from Salt Lake City)

251 - The Morrisites (Live from Salt Lake City)

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Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Joseph Morris and his new religion live from the Golden Spike Comedy Festival

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about there really is offended by the seal talk as we are already so I thank you sir the plot of Silva's I am walking the oh he's the dry skin gun yet if your skin is dry head about him just wear them down every half hour sneeze in your hands and use it as lotion the year missing one component while that got more upsetting than I could ever imagine well hey why are the salmon even gay guys know about this gentleman Joseph Morris the the lot a lot of them not this one he's all that matters he was born was born in England he was the fifth of eight children as a young worked as a farm and then a coal miner ok boyhood shit yet get the call minus three and want to spend or adolescence I grow up and he was still small and stocky yet dark eyes and long dark hair right sexy like e the age twenty three he was converted by Mormon in England ok now their job yes but in the lurch was such a long week we got the plane we saw Gemma come back from his mission his whole family was there was a very heartwarming tales two hundred people I got seriously there are it's a big family tell us in Chile Elder guess I could get out of prison after thirty years and I'd get like three family members to show off the new data be one of the many like No I love you bought daddy's got your back still getting this be your looking to redo childhood the quick with with um so he got married around that time when he converted a mate Mary Thorpe and they left England for Utah coming to America to the home of O and news eye on is the correct hope you guys don't know but they took a two year tour de Torre that's quite a detour they went to St Louis where Joe worked as a fireman on a Mississippi riverboat ok so as you do so that means that he is no quests the is just fighting fires on a boat going to take a while to get there the only there was a more efficient way of travel that said boats boats was the blogging waters right there with your hoses and yet the State the that the that the noise and then is that you've read the book on cartoon action sounds you my friend it's fair so after that they went to Pittsburgh where Joe first began to preach ok says Get in the biz he served as branch president for a local Mormon congregation ok but not for long the congregation did not like his teachings and he was fired so okay go ahead you're teaching a look I'm just trying to think of like UTG had to be really crazy if they're like you too crazy for us so sorry pal but you've got and we're saying is you've got to re knit it I mean holy shit I do mean holding what is he doing we don't know what there's no record of it we just know that he got he got shit canned I I chased the odd documentary and a ah you know like that Okay alright I just was written up trying out new stuff for work got a new hour of preaching because I just lay down the other hours of his deadly working on new stuff Joe then moved his wife and new child they just had a baby dress for making love that kid was a model moved to Utah finally now Joseph discovered something about the Mormon religion he did not know up until now that he's preaching that was that that was that polygamy was practiced Noble a bully when you find that this camp I have the one I just thought that I don't anybody who is married is like how could you do more but mean Sister wives it's possible he just got to get the wow I watch Big Love the look it was a lot of stress very complicated yeah I mean he's like Yeah I do handle three mortgages mortgage edges the eye so so basically the in Utah at this time it's outright polygamy it's totally fine but in the rest the world they don't know what's happening yet right so so when they come and convert you in England and I kept thinking why Nike get there you'll little it was the probably up your numbers if you are like Oh so you get as many women as you want oh I'm sorry I shouldn't be walking by what's going on you said something you said a bunch of crazy shit about gold plates and you said why is it just the I want out friend that's all I'm asking for it they hear you out to edges she says they're happening is they're like Can we do nine is that crazy to go I mean you know isn't it crazy to twenty I don't know I just spit balling here and it's what is God's plan is my question you know I'll be I can do three I could start with three but I know me and now once I get some I like I really like to get the numbers up you know I just the Minutemen I eye the the the lead in the the flaky rented apartment summons like here's the pool table game room elect what the fuck I thought that it was just a regular space are not as a whole pool here's the blowjob room I'm sorry what so he was shocked that he had no idea this was part of his religion and he did not care for it ok interesting and Lake City things went south fast a big ship convinced Mary to leave him oh wow oh yes did not see that coming it's not usually what the bishop does the whole seriously this guy's that do the bad aye aye how men do it the family that Bishop she took their child in all of their possessions and off she went but Joe wasn't without a wife for long he married Elizabeth Mills in eighteen fifty five so how long is that after he was like like less than a year to sell her shares to share well now you know she left him six months later right well when you know you no doubt it I've always said that that is so he's gotta be pretty cool yes six months six months in a Mormon marriage I understand God's going to be livid he's an asshole I'm out of here let Him judge me I don't care I'd rather live in hell that spend another night with this man dye so Joe moved to Provo Provo eighteen fifty seven Provo Provo ins trouble owners of love I've never been there but I love it he married again this time two woman named Elizabeth Jones ok this was when a religious fervor which was known as the re formation was exploding across Utah information that is of course I you insult me sir why don't you tell everyone else who doesn't know what it is that be fair it was under the direction of Brigham Young who said church leaders across because he's the who's leading the church where a new guy you'd know that I did know that who said he said church leaders across you got up to preach with the goal of inspiring everyone to reject sin and turn towards their spirituality and also there was a no kill people to the Mormonism is kind of sounding all right uh the Joe Joe was totally on board with that he loved the idea of killing the Reformation ok part of that is that you could kill know you couldn't sum there was there was some people got killed ok that sounds like you did was like a direct link Brigham Young gave a speech and then it was like Let's go kill the black eye that happened so the yet know you know that that that happened was a tight black people and then they're like Let's go kill that one happen ok so that's the Global is a loophole that is a little legal loophole with the guy was sleeping with the white ladies we're doing that all over America at that point so it's not like it was just you Utah is that was pretty much the ground I ever had a good run where we met a lot of wise decisions yet it's totally stopped no sir it's a good thing we ironed it was never talk about it again and then it'll work out you know you guys in Utah did not did you guys vote for Trump was trumped the picture he didn't write you're the only state that didn't write the Republican you guys will figure it out next election and give him what he needs votes of guy this guy I recommend it I'm really he's really done some good stuff so Joe was re baptized like a lot of a lot of people were then that's fun though that's that misses the swim with your pals about the fellow is how much I love you double dunk by the Double Down Again sorry we need to do it again that canceled each other out and another dunk washer dryer washer dryer washer dryer he was given the role of special teacher so this is the little ambiguous this is kind of a Mormon cop advisor guy who strong armed people into obedience I hope what a special teacher yet the note is for Jesus the so the idea is that people aren't sold on the pitch then you beat them up and then there a way of pressure because that you know how to beat him up but you like getting its was going to fuck are you going I think I don't know which is my version of it yet okay that's good that's a great way to get people in Otto now I see the clarity that you're talking of you so balanced he also preached against the sins that he saw infecting Zion something Joe would often preach against was polygamy he considered adultery and he had no problem shouting about its evil which did not make the church leadership happy but OK but there's also this sect of Mormons that have no idea about this well those are people that aren't in Utah who converted the like get like I do not have a unified idea I mean there's different places there's different things going on just eat as little more liberal at that time I uh the uh get a little you to bleeds blue the blue job the the the so so he's talking shit about polygamy and then he was fired from a special teacher assignment at the local Provo bishop and all the ward members started treating Joe like a leper and then his wife left him she's listed his three wives in like fuck and it's like he's on the Bachelor the hanging him out then Joseph got super into prayer the prayer way out of it and this led to a revelation of God had a special plan though he did was I didn't know he did not the end he didn't and won't trust he doesn't he's not no way he doesn't trust me I don't uh special planned the raid got the Baton was the most is gonna go talk to if you're not if you're not talking to him yet know the Lord knows that gods made communications strange with him yet he Joseph Morse was chosen quote from before the foundation of the world to be a mighty yea it to be a prophet of Israel such big news breaking news that the news that shit you see on the ticker on CNN it's beyond ticker I think it's it's lower third it's breaking news yeah own graphic yet own graph graph just decided the guys who should hear about his new importance was Brigham Young the president of the LDS church there's gotta be something so strange about when like Joseph Smith says all this stuff about God and like they have linked to some level of heat but there's like alot of invention with it on a guy comes to you is like also talk to God like saying uh I don't talk to Joseph Smith about the plates yet but he isn't talking to people as much anymore and here's what he said via the city to have a gruff voice you might have a prank because there's some kinda does a great guy he is just pop in and we are thoughts left and right is just as Jesus Camp is what is it's the Rascal who the knows no law at the news will be soon so Joseph wrote a letter detailing how he and Brigham Young should be co presidents of the church will surely bring him that well I know you mean split my ultimate power yes yes well there's another guy talking to God to bring a man so we should do a conference call with him a kind iron all this out he sold the idea was that Brigham would handle all the administration stuff and Joe would preaching and talking to God so the waist I think said it expected to use the office although the day to day stuff you like a secretary you crunch the god numbers that's your deal strangely Brigham Young did not respond to this proposition strange nor did he respond to all the other love letters that Joseph sat good with no response job just decide to hit the road preaching the gospel and in eighteen fifty nine he received his second revelation of God bait Joe the sole leader of Mormons polite yet we've got a biggie two Pac situation of Mormon as of right now we've got a haul of school was so was I I'm curious what God angle isn't all that God was like You are receiving an upgrade of the Thank You Look I should run everything good ergo he said yeah right as it sat in okay that was more clear sorry are you the kid who does the God impression because you're laughing along the go who know Your voice is changing your moms there the oh my god I have fared horribly since Brigham not down with the Co profit situation God told Joe to find a news eye on so head on the road and came to Slater fill in eighteen sixty much later Bill Bill and the billions the right not I can surmise that the talk about right now the city's know we can all do that it would be specific it's not in its near Ogden but come on people all the The where the judges bridging now was just about how he was the true prophet of the Mormon Church I are good people of Slater Bill heard the message and some got on board now he needed a job so he's hired as a farm laborer or a farmer and he asked if I'd be weird if it wasn't a farmer who hired a unified labor I'm an accountant how Aria work over there don't tell him thank you yes the farmer quote Do You Know and the farmer responded quote Yes I know that you are a prophet of God for the Spirit has told me so Oh wow this was quite a jolt for Joe like fuck yeah shit happens and then the revelation he would he I guess the thing that's so weird is is he hearing this shit or is it totally fake well you don't know if he could be I think there's a version where you're just like you know I mean we all think shit like you fixed up and you could easily pick somebody like I was got no or you could cut that know I've had that many I remember last time they came over to his God yeah but what you had really weird and did not listen to what God told you to do some very negative from the get but I feel like it so then when that guy is saying you like you're also Felicia like you just having a full of shit like nobody talk to you too I was hoping he'd reach out really on the horn these days that Laura Mars is in a row of a lot of people here God like I I only talk to my wife through God and I want to dress her in person the godly to clean the bathroom because we had a conversation last night the He actually wants you to re tile the whole thing I don't know it's says he doesn't like the grout I guess a sorry his words again our item in the bedroom watching porn the twenty requests the main I tie all he wanted me to watch the stern the the snow after he heard this from the farmer the revelations just started pouring in Joe would get fifteen more from God before the end of the year the revelations are all about the corruption of when you pray or are you like in the middle of a conversation and I have to take this I think was Yes Lord I think it's mostly when he sprang but I also think he just gets hit sometime that he'll be like the burger McDonald's be like whoa hold the show alot alot of the revelations ago about how corrupt the church was also caught said the whole Mormon Church was in a state of apostasy that is Yaya that's when you apply you tell the people I don't break the also some of you losing your belief you're no longer believing in the ocean yeah well the cafe's and God said Brigham Young was not running the show but it was actually a puppet of the first Councilor George Smith and Smith was a bad dude God said I don't like what I created this one the Pope say the ease of page one rewrite he is the term douche bag I really don't know what I was thinking when I constructed him out of play in Oregon's God said Smith was behind some bad things like the famous Mountain Meadows massacre in eighteen fifty seven which Lottie are probably worried I was going to do it turns out George Smith was a fallen angel who had fallen with Lucifer yet they both drop down together share so writes So God okay the plot thickens and now a Canuck ways George was quickly taking the church into destruction Joe found many justify many followers in Slater bill some joined on in September because a comet passed by the That is That is such like a lucky thing with hair like preaching like I talk to God the the the the the the ego yet with the sky if I wasn't a proper line move talk about validation you fool the eye was the at the DuPage over the Imus friend and cousin the acts so the church started getting worried it was bad enough as some crazy guy running around telling lies but another for people to start believing Him and following him were worried this religion's getting a little crazy the assumed Joseph had thirty one disciples that's but that's solid I'm not bad that's enough that's enough to have area where everyone is just like what you need is yet another to call the article right there Holt is the consolidation called Holt is where it's at yet don't need thousands unique and no thousands you need thirty people who were like what he said he owed well I gotta start sleeping with their wives again the the wall but watch as he was very specific I really kinky on yachts that I should fuck your wife while I wink at you yeah go figure he's anyway to make pancakes naked God's words of the upstairs day so the local bishop then excommunicated all of his followers and force them to leave town ok so Joseph went back on the road this time of Oliver's his followers he kept picking up more he went from town to town and then in South Weber he met Richard Cook who was an LDS bishop flap and we were to put an extra e in there I thought about that going to pronounce it where yes thank you sorry I don't see like the BBQ and he was what was he he's a bishop and tell us the right ladder to write TV show is an LSD bad LSD Bishop I'm on board with wed ok the summer go great site about bishops in a question about it shut down there watching the women bishops at all die so the so he meets Richard Cook in South Weaver Weber and the I don't want to be that guy I know any of the bishop listen to um Joe's preaching and he was like yes it seems pretty spot on and the good news to and then the bishop started following Joseph so he allows you edit oh well that's a big pic I was a big big that's a free agent signing with right I kinda miss the boy was I got to be like holy should really go into dozens of muffins bishops on board my game is all yet so this gave his new religion a bit of respectability now people from around began to come to find out what this guy was all about in his flock grew and grew more sites as
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251 - The Morrisites (Live from Salt Lake City)

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