258 - Bill the Butcher and John Morrissey (Live in NYC)
Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds are joined by Virgil Texas and Matt Christman of the Chapo Trap House podcast.
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you're listening to the dollar ah this is a biweekly American History podcast each week I gave Anthony comedian actor writer is becoming a foreigner husband Micah cousin wasn't the cause of Dave stepbrother X Next up are you saying your name again in the intro bad doggie dad Dave Anthony yeah read the story of American history to my friend Garrett Reynolds has no idea what the topic is going to be about it's crazy intro from you know I keep it real I don't think that's the case do I keep it real I think you keep it sixteen hundred the I felt that imitated by your glare I write twelve eighteen thirty the a very good news though is always a good era get your Irish act awful John Morrissey was born in Temple more Ireland was I The boogie goo GA GA to his parents live the typical life of poverty in Ireland share this clip tough looking shop of the eight years later his parents immigrated to the United States to find a better share what's going to make the cuts in a noun it's a feature that's good the pay phone I give the extra any make this thing couldn't and they settled in Troy New York oh boy I heard keys keys jag I have to go now bright kid Reserve bought the ready someone knows their fuckin job right Addie's out the air high in the You can get yelled at the after the show is going to get yelled at all the problem of reading The Shack threw it back to that other my dad walked up to do so John's father Timothy enjoyed drinking and fighting was Irish or Irish guy he is Irish and and his likes again drinking and fighting this is crazy here this year I need more citations on this I need to see the bibliography I worked on the Hudson River docks and was paid a dollar and six drinks of whiskey a day the they had a good union back that that's what it was strong my I have never gotten more than one drink of whiskey a job in my life not too active for less than five if you don't want to negotiate the dollar at all what the home which once seemed over by the end of the day I'm fuckin with the flock I do with that honor will give you dollars six tricks hello tell you the I was talking to sing a song of six strings cut the cupcake got seven more kids all girls and as that drug loom like the days strangely having eight kids lead to more poverty what it's weird because we do the math that should result in more food right how many drinks to the kids get I mean what's the best of what Inhofe boy don't get them before the whiskey so young John was forced to get a job when he was eleven I I was just the time the guys yet he erected a wall paper factory for two dollars a week he's already doing better and his dad on how many drinks that I seventeen drinks a day for Dodger up with my art studio lot paper factory again after year he got a job and an iron mill for five dollars a week when he was fifteen he was making nine dollars a week and a stove Company I mean that's great money but these jobs are not excite others the American dream I miss the simple on paper toy games job but you've got to take a look at my resume is here while paper not get in the stove gave no other before and I've oso stove store for you see libertarians them works he started job and live in you build a CV and then by age thirteen years working in a wallpaper factory getting five dollars and god knows how many whiskey yeah yeah it's all coming together economics works but the family was still always on the brink of just too sian John bitter and angry that he had the work he started fighting a lot better at this I'm just confirming this is an Irishman and yes he was fighting fighting it was very common and four Irish factory workers to settle arguments with fist fights the words won't do for his age John was very large very strong and he could take a punch he was soon known as one of Troy's best rollers grown men became afraid of the teenager John Morrissey which was a big deal because Troy was a place where men were commonly beaten to death in the mills factories and docks the common We caught warehouse hoped offices John Morrison will put it this way use to life I was taking a long lunch break yesterday we got beat to death it in the air lies not with us any longer in our foyer and it's a you know when your day close your day clothes it just is belief in the factory with his reputation as a fighter he was sixteen John was approached but to be the bouncer at a brothel share John demanded twenty dollars a week which Pam is actually quite a raise is a huge sum of the time and the owner blocked so John decided to prove he was worth it at the bar and the Bravo was an infamous dock worker and brutal brawl or gouged out the eyes of several opponents his name was Babe or McKeon was his the bit for McGinn bib or make ghee and I may better be in that set a better man the John pointed at him and look to the owner and said Want me to prove it bigger begins at the par with the dew is a sample and the owner said yes so Morsi walk so yes the owner can I go beat the fuck out of the public ready to ship the hell am I going over the air is like not doing anything wrong in his bill never beat the shit out of them but the job go handle this guy you keep gouging out eyes we can't deal with the We need someone so he knocks out paper with one punch and got the job for twenty dollars a week that's a good interview yes the the resume I got to try that next time I could fix stoves the Paseo out papers peeler just say the end he was worth it after series of beatings of customers work got out the you got to go to this brothel you could get to ship it right now here I don't even have sex for the women anymore this blight beached off book audience who we are going to be gone to shit kicked out yet but just havent got the shit kicked out yet to get job or some shit right now to that of papers God now I just called when I go there get munched don't need to go near them eighties the we discovered an entire new fetish of death I realize after one a few toys I wasn't really interested to believe you said you know Hello time I was but they did so later I was just taken a team that beat the crap out of the oh boy he really took hold of my hand on my heart the really did so the brothel became known as a place to not mess around but still the clear policy for the the I I don't mess around at the North forty business wait hey that's what I've been mainly interested in a row like Junsu grew tired of beating up locals and started dreaming of beating up people in the fix it you got that way at the picture that is like easy just beat up somebody and he throws them out money goes to like the outside he looks in the sky is like to use God to be more to this the someday I'll beat the shit out of the people the you're a dreamer i got no greater dream than knocking them on a cool out of the month before his face as heads of the clouds again skipping stones but the police so he got a job as a deck hand on a riverboat Annie found love of the captain's daughter Susie Smith who was educated and refined and way above his pay grade but he still began to pursue her meanwhile he was a gun fighter in the Old West dock workers increase Shipman ship crew minutes I had heard of him and he was often just challenged to fight the guys with ox like that's the one right let's go big boy hits the is really good being the shit out of people I want to fly you know I relate to that because I'm often find myself at a bar were gathering and someone challenges me to a podcast off the think I am tired I had a microphone I use my eye to the ears did I just wanna live my life and live my life abit presumably on HBO spot off that's a hell of a show I hear it's doing poorly but John would always beat the crap out of all the challengers and when he was seventeen he joined a gang uh I uh I the twenty third of the seventies looking to settle down i e the the fuck he was the day in the sixteen year old Anthony Bravo like I I'm in charge here well this is a good math problem it's like if John is fifteen and then he quits bouncing has beaten up everybody in Troy New York at seventeen How long does it take to be the shit out of everyone in Troy New York yeah so he joined a gang called the Downtown gang system where they located the and their rivals were the Uptown gay ok so these are the first two gags ever uh you gotta give up gotta give a break these are like the first ever game for sure it takes awhile to like get the hang of me being your group you know I don't like those dao diao gentleman jazz I wish it was a group of boys like us doubters he just said it the we're going to call ourselves out the parts where no more pic from you know I think we want to go geographical colors of the Kate Upton who like dogs gang the darks paid out of towners where the guys who like die death of a spit ball again I don't think we hit it we might let's circle back after lunch dates on every night they got it come back with some names but I do like eyes are like dogs the one day at Lawrence's saloon John came across the leader of the up downs John O'Rourke they fought and Giambi to living shit out of a then eight other Uptown to attack John not at once one of the time wait the So every time you watch a movie and you see the guy fighting and the six other guys like Oh man when he's not my neck I'm in Tampa tonight into that actually happened that I have my O's Steven Seagal you to the huge apology I was just watching all the bullshit hey guys think about doing it wants the inspector man be fair maybe the show the guys one by one this battle made John a legend in Troy and articles written about him in the New York Daily Tribune this was the data are all laudable by his ex boss from the Broncos on a trip to New York City and he talked up John in the Americas club saying he could beat anyone guys in the city were not down with this idea Dutch Charlie to aim what Dutch Charlie to wane okay firstly from Spain the Dutch Charlie did to a call from Spain one of the first irony bros AI AI AI Rene boys were not a gang ways the witches friends whether they come to a brawl get it let's go boys so does Charlie doing took offense to this posting and said to the brothel owner Madame the place that could murder the farmer all yours just send me down and agree to bite his ears off ohh oo lols oh the fighting is different yes starting with the hard sell but I do in your package when this message was relayed to John he decided to head to New York City and take Dutch Charlie up on it I so he's in Troy and a guy comes up and says there's a guy down in New York City wants to bite your ears off and he's like Let's go once the boat out Dr Y mean it be dying of domain poisoning or whatever else is going to happen to him no or lot of options they did want to go to the big city yet finally works out you know I've been wanting to go to the big city this year biting trip gives me a reason the the they are either headed straight to the Americas club with which was where every criminal hung out little to John nobody answered the toughest thing out of the Nate Davis these are the anti immigrant anti Catholic gang members looking young clean shaven seventeen year old John entered a nasty for Touch II that's Charlie to wane I'm here to have my years but I I go I told how to put the busy and when I hear there's a judge of all the way here for its required it is a gentleman who likes to nibble years but Dutch Charlie was not there bill Poole was there he surmised that this was the kid from Troy and John said yep that's exactly who he was and then John said Bill looked like his mother was a whore the uh oh he's going right in the and also disparaging his mother a little bit a little bit she takes little shrapnel on this one I made it are like you that my mom the fuck you and sorry I he figured he'd have a fist fight with this bill guy but instead someone hit John on the back of the head with this platoon that's the time I was the third largest cause of death I yeah it's the new Lightning the moment everyone in the bar started hitting and kicking John he went down it was lying on the floor as they kicked him gosh you mean he was lying guy like I stand I went in this fight he went down he actually was lying on the toys down there gushing blood I got there we got together they do finally women so they didn't obey Seagal rules they did not fall once these guys are not truly in the bat Bar I mean yeah the boys don't we don't say God yet somehow John managed to get back on his feet every one of the bar was amazed considering the beat he just take and they actually start throwing punches and landing blows then someone hit him on the back ahead with the club and he was out cold stuff in the midst of a comeback build out a knife and walked over is about to kill John when the owner of the Americas Club stepped in and saved him he was way too impressed with what he'd just seen from Johnny told them this was too good of a fighter to just kill off the job was taken upstairs and spent several days he lay in bed she's so now it is like a Seagal movie again I yeah this one boys there's a fire in him and then the love interest is up there like bathing is a I I what's your deal oh and that's what actually lot late in turning a Google like after they beat the shit out if you if they see something in you they'll spare life unless you become an intern this is actually this is the beginning of Google the story the the the bill bill bill allowed him to live but he added new enemy now Bill is born of Bill Poole was born it sucks Sussex County New Jersey to English parents in eighteen thirty two his father moved the whole family generic city to open a butcher shop in Manhattan as people dreamed of the meat was Irish you know I know we haven't developed refrigeration yet but I'd really like to work around a bunch of slaughtered beef carcasses know I love cut bone it's a passion the the uh uh the the the the moment when listening is like what's happening to us so Bill chain to be a butcher with his dad in time he took over the family mecha he also joined the Bowery Boys street gang of boys the sooner progressing that's a little more catchy than the reverse skipping over one marketing was invented but it's also just the name of the place they're from so it's not even then the Uptown die there still it's back to the drawing board if they're they're from a better location The Bowery Boys were working man labors are self employed small business man as Bill girl there he joined Fire Engine Company Number thirty four writes Nuys was crazy fire outfits and he started his own gang called the Washington Street gang I assume N Washington St yang is the the other located strike at their headquarters it's a scary more and more specific the next one this is Steve's house gang the eighty six Wells St I thought Why the day the security the three two nine five seven six pounds six times what you get in the door was why that's the day as for Bobby What is your jail for the Jackets are going to be more than we thought the aye aye aye The aye the Washington street gang was a politically affiliated gang they were militant supporters of the Know Nothing Party the exhibit I will know about them there in the White House the day bed one of Mike Dunn who got sassy David they bitterly oppose the minute they know they I I bitterly oppose be the clown street gang which is in Congress I right folks the I R Gallery this P J O'Rourke years here tonight the on a bitterly opposed Irish Catholic immigration and hated them because they were cheap labor and they competed for jobs of native born men they took their jobs maybe also beat up every tried new YORK Yes it's true I'd be like Hey we got to do something about the side kicking the shit out of everybody got to wear this to a New York sanctuary city we should call the Troy New York sanctuary again build a bit of a pioneer as he began using street fighters to dominate Democratic societies was the first guy that was like Let's hit the streets is beat the fuck out of people voting smart and then there's always a trailblazer in later Mussolini would be like That's a cool idea bill joined forces with captain Isaiah rider's who is the owner of the Americas club he was also a terrible racist with left Tammany Hall to join the Know nothings and he really liked Bill Poole bill is larger than most men at the time over six feet tall weighing two hundred pounds his nickname became Bill the butcher way here we go than I do know they would be fans of yeah uh I love his early stuff the thigh the whole thing part of this was because when he fought he fought like a madman so when John Morse he came into the club an offer to fight anyone there he was daring him and much larger than he was John was just six feet tall hundred and seventy five pounds So John is huge for the time to time yeah everybody was really tiny back then he's like seventeen yeah he's he's halfway through his eyes Benjamin buttons he's fourteen now he goes back was going back is like more okay got it and realize or do it seems like basically you had like everyone how everyone in the normal people and then you had the guys who dominated because they had the innovative idea of eating protein the house is just knowing raw potatoes and I were forty beef when Myers broke again happen and yet the normal people and then you have what's called Irishman I sew hee John didn't really like the Know nothings because he's an Irish Catholic guy but even other anti Catholic organization he started working for them as an immigrant runner ok so you run the grants so he would go down to the docks when the immigrants were coming off the boats and he would take all their belongings and money and then taken to a boarding house or profit to work and then they were now in dat way so you came over I start my life over to share the Hal big bunch of money in all your stuff and stuff what's happening know what you don't have any big but I do now you'll rent I like it but how do you get that so on us so that they would also be forced to vote for the Know nothings oh you don't have a bottle opener this Guy Over Here couple of MacGyver zz it is for the someones an outcome I the To be fair alcoholics use their teeth the crazy So John quickly became one of the top two runners he tried to get the other top runner to fight him I because just because he's here because there can only be lived at the the Bears' first he stole a bunch of guys business and the guy didn't do anything and then he started talking the guy's girlfriend ago but the guy was like she is alright oh she's got to another one of her phases Bay she fucks me
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