268 - Gunfighter Dallas Stoudenmire
Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine lawman Dallas Stoudenmire of El Paso, Texas.
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didn't synch or fuck is it to it now yes I have to buy like show and has a bye week the American History podcast each week high now I you of this not to get the credits go Dave Anthony story out to be set no come on say I'm sorry my friend Garrett Reynolds has no idea what they I'm sorry topic is going to be I'm sorry about I'm sorry I'm sorry guys on the phones go I don't do then is its December eleven eighteen forty four I doubt this stunning was born to AB or foil Alabama one of my children should live the same everything's crazy thing for the bank an extra eight keys down didn't work out that's what you do though yeah it totally got the bench yeah gotta have a bench when he was fifteen the Civil War kicked off ok so he enlisted in the Confederate Army alright fine for the good side I guess he's too is already six feet tall but officers soon discovered his true age they use discharge well this is true age fifty ok will you angry will Young really want to kill people he lists again using a different spelling of his name and once again his true age was discovered and he was discharged hang on any one sin yet is ready to go fuck yeah so a lesson to get there and a finely so there was a lot of vetting when it came to light your name how it was as difficult as just being like there's a your different gazillion ID back then and now a high or fight and the thing kind of messages been so such a pace car thing and not have that stuff Yeah like to just like you know is nothing nothing you could just go to another town to big money has bought glad I'm back with a bunch other liars I'm Dominic annoy him Irish little do they know them oh god the hour I mean still in the car finally a place it's good because Dallas is allowed to serve as a private in the forty fifth Alabama and Infantry which may affect funds I had the here should you just have to be over certain height to fight anyway probably he sounds like meatloaf and Fight Club just hanging out on the porch to something he wants n yeah what's the issue be like either either eighteen or over five ten of all the things that they care about in and a huge like an age to fight in war doesn't seem like one that support said Alice saw a lot of action was and was wounded several times K two bullets remained in his body for the rest of his life ok it got stuck in there share a couple sticky snow when the war and unrest Nikki's yet what that Dallas headed west and took a much different jobs he was a sheep farmer and he was a wheel right now or later ok so so he would be like a guy that now would work it like a good year or just for tires he fixed the fix wagon wheels take the wooden wagon wheel repair we'll write it yet because he had on wheels all you like your wheel is wrong wrong will you write the wheel he got the guy writes that I was also proprietor I write the wheels I write we lesser weight he was proprietor proprietor of that just means he doesn't yet he got stuff he was a merchandise or vague catch the last couple are very vague and is a Carpenter okay today yet the last the two before that sound like a fake job title on a reality show I lived in Columbus Texas around eighteen sixty seven Now this point he's six feet four inches which is basically back to only being a giant yeah right right to just throw anybody you're right yeah when the war ended Dallas' headed west into different jobs pricey jobs from another techno years he was also known to be quite a gentleman with the ladies already and they liked him share quite a bit also he was handsome had green eyes and dark hairy knew how to dress his total fucking miss the making shit happen he's got it all except for his views on race he also enjoy blues and horrific temper hey already also things the ladies light Sherry well the horrific temper yet he sure seemed like okay he quickly gained a reputation for becoming violent when he was drunk ha yeah I mean that's pretty standard yet Dallas is also becoming known as a shooter in basketball ok now that Wes shoot a gun right constantly worked on his shooting skills and soon became equally accurate with both hands and he always wore to God's okay with that uncommon look they feel like having to go yeah I just think is the most a lot a lot of the gunfight with just the one who's the one guy became professional you've got that done SAG we've all seen guys get the kind of critter will crisscross pan so the gun belt total crisscross pan to heat but even keep them in as he kept his guns in his pockets stitched to loosen the part that part I don't quite understand the gay keep them loose ok he didn't like the host or the even if you don't like the holster you've got a new holster is the pockets are good comes out quick but a pocket not great for gondola stage is always going to hang in haha i should stop picturing cargo pants because it's kind of picturing no cargo pants but still there's no way to call the angry dun really read them ruse to make and Congress under its endeavors sure they have leather pants situation or that of gray some of that nature write readable materials surely the smells were great mass so I've been drinking and sweating in the pants is leathery tact while these were people who buy leather pants and how dirty they are I was a Jim Morrison because he apparently didn't change especially year look if he were a lot of letters yet no you don't want to like have to do it all but his pants up so it so he's become a shooter legend has it that he killed a number of memory lived in Columbus but we can can be absolution are okay again because there are no records of any in nineteen seventy four dollars join the Texas eighteen seventy four eighteen seventy four dollars during the Texas Rangers ok and services as a second sergeant after that he laughed and he briefly lived in Mexico and landed a job there as town Marshal in Sapporo New Mexico in eighteen seventy US to Mexico becomes enjoys it and then moves to New Mexico time our right of way was there his brother in law Doctor Cummings one who lived in El Paso talked him into coming there and taking the job of Marshall in the past oh okay the Cummings is pretty similar to his brother in law he married our sister in eighteen seventy four he was also very large enjoy drinking and was prone to quote explosive anger our up the pack else be fine oh yeah surely these two will get along he was not a doctor so it was just a nickname I had eleven people back then there are just coming up I am a lawyer o Halo a err how I talk grand hotel and restaurant in Paso called The Globe ok the restaurant had a great ad slogan quote no dust no noise no flies hole that's the no shirt no shoes no service of the wild lands know they back this is no dust new noise here little dusty and loud no flash as it is loud sticky dust machine get outta here the doc was incredibly loyal to Dallas and liked acting as unofficial deputy in El Paso share like the to be in charge of the police as well as a doctor a little wet I'm a doctor and they share so passes a very rough town the repetition violence share quickly grown from a small Adobe village into a bustling border town very quickly and lawlessness came with that K so businessman and leaders were looking for someone to come in from the outside who had a reputation that was as scary as the town itself K to control things like um an indirect fire on him to be behaving it Egypt Egypt Egypt this network all the teachers here ever goes wrong well I mean in this case they're kind of just looking for a wash away a little bit yeah the Dallas was the perfect fit he arrived in early eighteen eighty one and was immediately hired their desperate as Dallas was their sixth town Marshal in eight months they died this is kind of like the dangerous minds of the city in the last this is not the job you want how many previous week span I we mow most guys last year about all of them immobile for weeks maybe three of the shining of sheriff to so it does is first assignment which has a new eating and eating has a hand whenever it is that Santa has lost weight or look at it Dallas' first assignment was to get the jail keys from a deputy Marshal okay his name happen to Bill Maher Jesus so so what he's going to go get the keys from a deputy Mark S is getting at the jail and this is kind of this is kind of just like picking up the apartment keys kind of money also but also in the way things work and maybe Bill doesn't wanna give up the keys ok does also the town drunk well it sounds like he's going to some competition the Dow's approached Johnson as for the keys Johnson on Marshall Bill Johnson the A OK bill was drunk and he mumbled that he would have to go home and figure out which keys with the Jamestown of the time yes a time making of lag to put him on as this was pre arranged server has promoted as in the which she yi Qi know you key in and then as the Ali back in our game and door closes bring to the Dow's is not the US is not patient he said he wanted the keys immediately Kay and Bill kept on delaying the now again uhm not douse as we said is huge and Bill was a much smaller man would get souvenirs Alice picked up Bill Abbi and held them upside down and shook him until the keys fell out of my God in and then cartoons took no journey through Bill on the ground sheet is so there's a new sheriff in town yet is that worse yet the point I'm making is larger than you let's just let's just stop for one before we started to tok to comment on this you said my feet are cold I need to put on some socks and he scurried out of the room and put on some socks a eighties take your socks off the And what do you want get marked the eye so this treatment benefit assured of this treatment of Bill Johnson was exactly what the town leaders live with are looking for someone to cry and literally that good yet exactly what the eye shake up not only to handle the problem but he humiliated the down drunk at the same time right so things are already pretty tense of the town which was a result of constant problems with Jean Mexicans in Texas Rangers ok recently to ex Rangers killed two Mexicans and local Mecca Mexicans want to revenge so they hired these these Mexican guys hired a bunch of guy just vigilantes higher hired help seventy five Mexicans Road in El Paso Hot three days after dousing taken over looking for a fight ok injustice right they want their guys arrested the Rangers for their part are mostly considered by the people of El Paso to be quote drunken blowhard ok fer fer sat sounds fair in the town that day there was an inquest being held into the killing of the two Mexicans rancher John Hale who probably killed because they were found near his ranch K and he was of course on the side of the ex Rangers died he did not like how the inquest interpreter was handling the situation he thought that the guy was favoring the max everyone just had a short fuse ones looking for a fucking fight right away most of the whites in town were of course argument broke out in the inquest and then it was adjourned ok so some of them and went to Keating saloon to drink as you do with an inquest breaks up to get right away yeah yeah it was one of the were saloons in El Paso I mean that has got to be saying something yeah no it definitely is I mean that's bad it's shit hole yeah x City Marshal George Campbell announced at the saloon any American that is a friend of a Mexican oughta be a ok so these given right to say cheers where everybody make the unit the interpreter said he hoped Campbell didn't mean him hey Campbell responded quote If the shoe fits wear it now rancher John Hale who probably to the killing who also happen to be a defender he was defending the man's lawyer right I had been drinking heavily this point so he shit face everyone's just je really did just like kind of wake up and drink yet there is a sort of Noel I clean I need more juice there is no thought of a race was just let's keep doing this until something bad happen right so he's shit faced and George Campbell in The interpreter gone at it so he doesn't have a gun John Hale so he reaches over and pulls Georgia's gun out of its holster low and yells I got of George and shot the interpreter just into the heart of Lord of the interpreters wounded but not dead and then and then hail of the saloon and stood behind a post because he sought Dallas come running up the street ok Dallas she's a fucking expert gunman pulled one of his guns out of pocket pocket stood and took aim and then carefully gone sure his little eye takes careful aim and Halo standing on the post and shot a guy who just stand there by the guy behind the posts he missed him did he keep trying to cool things about going back guns back then is their aim is not what we are right it's not we've advanced yet we know what movies we act like that you could choose whoever you want to branch you name it hailing She bop share yet the men he killed that guy the idea that your post plan or accent is pretty amazing amazing well can't believe that OK Cupid got a bad feeling about our boss guy after that happen help his head around the pose as an avenue not seafood Z what's going on the Dow shot in the forehead the bag here he's dead Kay Campbell seeing all this happening sure he comes running out of the saloon waving his gun and yelling jux is not my find but the wounded interpreter was laying there and he was not down with back radical bullshit by John Hart Tisha Campbell twice okay him in the toe in was holding his gun and love was he I mean I know look I know you got shot below the heart that the Amos Oz I know the Why Good Friday and not old and she had to have funny stumble and drop and the Dow's then shot judge Campbell in the stomach reservoir Dogs Campbell fell into the dirt and as he was falling over he use out of a bitch you murdered me and then I I said That's crazy so he's dead it is good it is you do want last words are important that's a good always always have them ready cognitive always have many just go with brutal honesty oh my god stop and I so he dies the interpreter dies the other guy the guy the random guy Bob Bob in May and Haile died so for guys for dead Dallas Live a three ball one just said goodbye was a big deal is written about in newspapers all over the country and suddenly Dallas Stoudemire was a legit hey it killed four man in his first six days Marshall oh yeah and the gunfight by run the country is called for dead in five seconds K and from then on Dow has known to get shit faced and reenact the shoot out all the time the income us the the the Eve Dallas the in the bar and nobody knew the R I run and not a game that as soon bitch and I fired and she ran to the forehead he just dives and in George comma I woke in the tomb of the sash on held him and Buddy Dallas said four gallons for gam lan s George was a shot the Atlantis Bob Dallas used Alice is told that nineteen times in a row with closing everybody laughed talking to a coaster Dallas get up off the fuckin boss a k a month ago is my favorite the cause of my soul over the next few months Dow has killed about six more guys in shutouts while trying to make arrests okay and houses crime rate dropped dramatically in his reputation just it continues to grow his William Wallace in the West he really is this is fuckin some cool shit aside from the fact to murder the town was now divided into two camps pro and anti Dallas K on the side against Aus with the Manning brothers who had been friends with George Campbell okay guys yes the Manning's were from Alabama also Frank James and George who is also known as Doc of course though I loathe is to die yet kind of a town in the last couple years old in his town it's in the name shoe well hey doctor Doctor come quick the bill the boxes down the problem although unlike Dallas his brother in law Doctor Cummings doc Manning was actually a taco it was a doctor's his pri pretty awkward family news radar coming Tues me yet I went to school get my education that was stupid to just give it to yourself dumb ass I'm able to treat people as I can treat people as a physician I can treat people is offensive that you would just call yourself a doctor ok not as Sir doctor about this name's Doctor No so get out I don't know what that mean an affliction you is not you're a bitch gaggle of hope for what you would not use the formal name did I'm turning my back to get outta here doctors idiot shot came to heal the sick I can't but whatever who cares I'm a doctor can heal or I won't heal you of being a dumb ass and year to Sonoma been a dumb as a doctor to not care for this town actually can ask you some of these kind of hurt oh yes I fell on it the other day I was moving a couple things and I accidently stepped on a step and I kind of money my ankle buckle but it hurt my knee if that makes a living that's because your stupid self a bit PC Fair I get out he actually been educated at the University of Alabama and studied in Paris is a fuckin hyphen doctor sure but because times are in France to common five for the Confederacy which most any reasonable doctor would have got no no there's a few there's only a few things that would make you want to leave France but one of them is definitely fighting for the Confederacy fighting for slavery so ya after the war the Manning brothers vowed all three of them to never shave we would play football from ever shave their beards again how the South rose again so they are like the football player I grow unsuitable beards but not even their growing I mean did they have these beards forever well they do because it never fucking roses wait this is actually a story about the three longest beards this is how Z Z Top are my God size to this point they're pretty though the stumbling I can get walk than all we got to go to wagon right beers in the wheel again the commanding cavalry for good doc Manning like Dallas and Donna Cummings also had a terrible temper ok the three bad temper guys right when he was practicing medicine in Giddings Texas he got he got into a knife fight with the rival town doctor I mean if anything brings you out of a saloon today doctors going to stab each other the fight over who gets a treat Larry one that that is that that is the fake I mean the second that you're done stabbing the other doctor yet o UI time to go to work I got this time to go to work with medicine
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