Janie & Aaron Does Hollywood

In this week’s episode, Janie goes “full Tom Cruise” when she gets injured during a stunt on a commercial shoot, Aaron goes “full Atticus Finch” when he finds himself defending the legitimacy of the “sandwich”, plus the duo discuss the fine line between stalking and love. Also, which is worse for the world: helium balloons or shock comedy. And does SkyMall still exist? WE WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR A FEW WEEKS, BUT DO NOT FEAR! WE SHALL RETURN AFTER SOME WORK AND TRAVEL GET SORTED OUT! Thank you for bearing with us! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Aaron’s haircut leads to an interesting discovery, Janie’s pronunciation of “Costco” is finally (and righteously) called into question, and the duo find themselves weighing the value of PreFixe Dinners. Plus, what is more disgusting... restaurants putting peas in guacamole to keep it green longer or actually eating a human arm? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, we are once again joined by comedian Paul F. Tompkins who pops in from the living room to get judgy (SNAPPPED!). Janie reveals she wants to expand the podcast’s reach any way she can, Aaron reveals he wants to open a theme restaurant based on the horror movie A QUIET PLACE, and the duo discuss whether the world needs a reboot of Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” jingle. Plus, which outdoor activity is the best: fishing or spelunking? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email mailto:janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by http://KatParsonsMusic.com

In this week’s episode, Aaron sweats through his experience running in this year’s Camp Pendleton Mud Run, Janie fantasizes about becoming a police officer who specializes in cold cases, and BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THE CANCER SHOES. Plus, do all parties really *need to be present* to be seated at a restaurant? Is exercise worth it? And one of our hosts gets an hilariously aggressive TSA pat down. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email mailto:janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by http://KatParsonsMusic.com

In this week’s episode, Janie makes her “end of life” plans known, Aaron makes his obsession with Mexican rice and chips known, and the duet debate the pronunciation of “Costco.” Plus, should cake ever be in a popsicle form? Should hot air balloons be outlawed? And Janie and Aaron get aggressively competitive at a friend’s birthday bash in what will go down in history as “The Battle of the Birthday Cards.” 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Aaron recklessly takes a $200,000 dollar Porsche on a test drive that will change his life forever, Janie recklessly takes more cornbread from the local Souplantation than one should be legally allowed to pocket, and the duet discuss getting life insurance (possibly related to the first two topics). Plus, is there any better smell out there in the world than “petrichor”? And what exactly is the point of the Antiques Roadshow? 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie considers becoming a “Crisis Actor” to open up more casting opportunities, Aaron considers a ridiculous new living arrangement along the famed Venice Canals of Los Angeles, and the duo discuss their "tips and tricks" to best poison a secret foreign operative. Plus, are anchovies edible, really? Should Janie be arrested for following babies on Instagram she doesn’t even know?! And the spectacularly funny and brilliant Canadian writer/producer Kathryn Borel pops by to get her SNAP on! 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Special Guest: @kathrynborel. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s exciting episode, Janie exposes the tale of her family’s secret treasure trove of golden bracelets, Aaron expresses his support of the Dark Web, and the duo come up with a fail proof plan to sneak in to the Royal Wedding. Plus, the most controversial Snap Judgement in years: CORN BREAD. Also, will this podcast ever be sponsored by Blue Apron? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

This week, Aaron gets personal about his time on the CW’s The 100 and his big plans for the future, Janie gets personal about her ability to make hot tea better than most Brits, and the duo figure out the best way to tell your best friend that they have a terrible haircut. Plus, there’s nothing trivial about the HQ app, is aura-photography a scam, and what the hell is Weed Culture? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie compares herself willingly to Stormy Daniels, Aaron confesses willingly to dressing up like an inflatable fish for money, and the duo debate whether or not Janie could put aside her political beliefs to play the role of a Bernie Bro. Plus, should a man have to ask a woman’s father for permission to marry her? And how many points would that give you on the Chase Sapphire card? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

This week, Aaron rents a ridiculously glam six bedroom mansion in Temecula, Janie refuses to believe the next generation has been named “Generation Alpha” and the duo debate Ben Affleck’s full back tattoo. Plus, which streaming services are worth the price and should we launch a line of Janie & Aaron Does Hollywood Sweat Berets? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In week’s episode, Aaron shares the hilarious tale of the sketchiest Xmas gift of all times, Janie discovers Aaron somehow doesn’t know who the Property Brothers are, and the two debate just how big of a mid-life crisis one needs to have in order to buy and ride a Razor Scooter. Plus, should clipping your nails on an airplane be a felony? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie takes name dropping to a whole new level while bragging about the most celeb-filled-email-chain of all times, Aaron takes hypothetical questioning to a whole new level while pitching a TV show based on his own murder, and comedian Paul F. Tompkins swings by to get religious about Angel Hair Pasta. Plus, we dare to Snap Judge … OPRAH. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Not every episode is a winner. Janie and Aaron are human. And sometimes, humans have low energies and crappy days and STILL attempt to record a brand new podcast. The result… garbage-town. But hey, you love us, right? I mean, we even try to Snap Judge “sunshine.” Lower all expectations. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this historic revival of the classic comedy podcast, Janie and Aaron are reunited at long last. Janie attends the hottest movie premiere of the year only to end up eating dinner at a trash can, Aaron gets a new dog only to realize that they require multiple daily walks outdoors (!), and the duo agree to adopt an orphan child when they’re both fifty. Plus, does flossing really work, and who just discovered a lost BitCoin fortune? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Originally aired November 4, 2014 Aaron and Janie compare scares from their respective trips to Haunted Hay Rides, Janie describes, in excruciating detail, the inside of an A-List Celebrity's home (but WHOSE?), and Aaron confesses he lives the life of True Crime. Plus, the duo dare to get controversial with #GamerGate. And we finally get to the bottom of the Global Pumpkin Spice Phenomenon. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired October 14, 2014 That's right! After months away, lost in the glitz and glamor of Hollywood, Janie and Aaron are back with more hilarious insider stories, more insane disagreements about everyday topics, and even more lovable bickering (where Aaron is invariably correct). In this brand new episode, Aaron tags along as a third wheel on a couple's anniversary dinner in Canada, Janie confronts a theoretical redneck about the Obama-inspired "Obala Outbreak," and the duo debate the best way to greet a confused time-traveling co-worker. Plus, what's the proper way to sit on an airplane? And will you be watching the premiere of Aaron's new show, THE 100, on October 22nd on the CW?! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired October 21, 2014 Janie takes a one way trip to hell (courtesy of Delta Airlines) and barely lives to tell the tale, Aaron takes one sip of a famous tea from the 1700s and considers giving up on coffee (not really), and the duo realize that 90% of professional acting is finding parking. Plus, Aaron gives insight on directing The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Janie gives away the fact that she can't pronounce the word "horror," and Al Roker gets called OUT for potential plagiarism? Start listening... NOW! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired October 28, 2014 Janie does her best Viola Davis impersonation (over and over again), Aaron does his best to come up with the ideal host & hostess gift, and the duo get transparent while discussing a certain new Amazon show. Plus, are you ready for Halloween? Janie and Aaron discuss their plans for scares! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired April 15, 2014 After an inexcusable break, Janie and Aaron are back with a vengeance. Aaron is nearly mistaken for prey by a wild bald eagle in Canada, Janie hopes to be mistaken for a minority as she applies to the NBC Diversity Program, and the duo muse over the content on Mickey Rooney's Facebook page. Plus, the hot topic of "wind chimes" is FINALLY discussed. And, is poker gambling? The answer might surprise you! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com