Keeping Up With The Jones

I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole. 

My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.

We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.

Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!

The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!

This episode is brought to you by My Body Glue Paste.

We got flies.

Aloe is nature's skin graft.

I go to the bathroom to piss!

I've been banned in the shadows and otherwise for being anti-communist.

This has everything you need to know about 5G and how to protect yourself.

News you could and should use!

I'd like to introduce you to the elephant in the room.

As we all know, the EPA wants to regulate your farts.

Literal vampire pot belly goblins are hobbling 'round coming after us.

People don’t have GOD, they don’t have FAMILY, all they have is NETFLIX.

What's the trouble with Treblin?