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John and Chris talk about the state of prestige TV, the old killer snail quandary, student protester arrests, the removal of the rat hole, the accidental release of a dutch cocaine kingpin, US cartoons animated in the DPRK, the REAL purpose of the lions club, and retaliation against boeing employees who are also FAA inspectors outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=earDfJM4guQ thanks for listening, sub to the patreon for more eps at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Chris, Todd, and John talk profitable domain names, marching in the streets for taylor swift, the A24 Civil War "movie", rules lawyering your way into free money, sleeping outside, and whether or not you need to capture the snake that bit you and bring it to the ER. To hear the full ep and more subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce ya dingus

John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8EmPY2N3Yc Get more eps by subbing to the patreon, ya dingus // patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~ To Hear The Full Ep And More, Subscribe At patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQ

Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid. to get the full episode and more subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis.   outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JlSBqWdl2A   to hear twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise. Get the full ep and more by subscribing at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Bryn, Chris, and John ramble about beauty standards, language, the stages of capitalism, china's effects on the US, shrimp and grits, and the metalcore guy that tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIHBnmCAr0

The gang discusses the army banning FOIA requests on special forces, horny airman who tried to get laid with state secrets, drugs in the white house, the spy balloon sequel, and a joint russian-chinese lunar nuclear project To get the full episode and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce 

The gang's all here to discuss Zuck's sword, candy machines stealing facial data, Bryn's pun deficiency, the drug olympics, ersatz wonka event in glasgow, and dosing your bassist to steal his girlfriend outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_FgR2t5pM

The whole gang's here to discuss the cell service outage, growing beef in rice grains, chat bots, depp and bin salman's budding bromance, and much more.   For the full episode visit patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Chris and John trace the insanity and inanity of NYC through the Temple of The True Inner Light, Moonies, Hotel Scams You Can Do At Home, Dancing Lady Cops, and ruminate a bit on the way Twitter appears to be keeling over   outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbnXsohzOE   thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on

Chris, Todd, and John discuss T-Pain writing country hits, Khomeini's ban from FB and insta, the theft of a 200ft radio tower, and our preferred hand smells.   // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies.    //  outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke   //  thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on

John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), some insane AI-generated product pages on amazon, and ebay's punishment for a long harassment campaign they waged against a newsletter // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK. thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on

We're back from our combo holiday and illness break, folks! on this episode, John and Chris discuss John's new cat, a kid who recently beat NES tetris, the epstein developments, SpaceEx suing the NLRB, america's completely opaque war in iraq, and some strange goings-on happening in Argentina. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

Chris, John and Todd discuss the Amish and their eggnog, the lemonade that may or may not kill you, the death of el chapo's mom, the case of the missing Alexey Navalny, John Fettermen deleting an ill-advised and tonedeaf drake meme he posted, the new dutch prime minister being extremely racist, spain kicking out two US embassy staff for bribery, and the Abe faction getting further purged from japanese politics  //   outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyisAuQlc8g   //  thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on

John, Chris and Brynn cover Brynn's tour with Stay Inside, the long, long awaited death of kissinger, kissinger's relationship with china, a quick philosophy corner on, some dutch nonsense happening in john's local town facebook group, john fetterman, and finally, george santos getting expelled from congress. //   //  outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpS745Ofe0s thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it really helps ppl find the show. hang out with us in midsposting on facebook www.facebook.com/groups/2185905738310960/ follow us on twitter @weedpod and instagram @beepbeepleaf love u, beep on