We Really Love Island

A little note from last episode about Olivia that we missed and we discuss "friend sex". What did Terry do in Ibiza and is he sober? We talk about STDs on the island and the screening process and ageism. Tom calls Sophie out for being “drunk” and we hate him. Scott has issues with Kady and power. The islanders participate in a challenge: Knowing Me Knowing You ! We talk about ABBA and Mama Mia 2 and also the actual challenge. Everyone has to study each other and learns a lot. We also talk about Riverdale, The Hills & Laguna Beach.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

...and everything else you need to know about Love Island-- without giving too much away! We introduce ourselves and explain why this show is the best and why you need to be binging it with us right now.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Episode 1 starts with a BANG. We witness a coupling ceremony like we've never seen on any other reality show and quickly learn that this show has a million twists, turns, and swaps. We discuss how Jess is brave and what we think about the first new arrivals, the Italian Stallions.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

This episode makes us chat about men in Britain and how emotionally vulnerable they are compared to men in the U.S. We discuss whether we like the Italians for the house, and finally we dive into some key interests we have in the show: where do they get the money for the rights to all of this sick music and do they have hairdressers on set?         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

This episode is full of poolside dates, Jordan crying, and Hannah being amazing. We hate the Italians almost as much as they "love romance" and stalk the shit out of their Instagrams to see if they're still complete losers.        The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We discuss how Jon has become the father and emotional care taker of the house. The Mega Lad challenge shows us how there is equal objectification of both genders on this show, and gives people in Great Britain body issues. We also attempt an Essex and Scouse accent and it is embarrassing to say the least.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We see Iain Stirling for the first time and Emily is freaking out to see a real feminist on the show. The Italians leave the house and we have new arrivals Naomi and Daisy. Jess is mad horny but doesn't go in the hideaway because of Hannah and for that, she is a good friend.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy recaps the Week 1 recap, and talks about the additional stuff they showed us this time.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Do these people jack off while they're in the villa? We've got to know. We also talk about how psycho Jess is being to Naomi regarding "girl code" when they've never met before. Josh is dodgey with is feelings and Jon seems aware of the cameras for the first time. Daisy goes on a date with Chris and then Omar tells her all about how good looking he, Omar, is.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Jess calls Naomi out and then Naomi brings up how she saw the date with the Italians from the outside. OMG. THIS IS UNLIKE ANY SHOW EVER. Zoe is freaking out about Daisy and Jordan and Omar is cocky for no reason. We also talk about how honest British people are about their physical attractions.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Emily can't stand the sound of Danielle filing her nails but Remy thinks her weird posh voice is sick. Josh is proud of himself for not banging Jess, but should he be? Hannah and Jon are in a relationship now but are they faking it? And how do they poop?         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We analyze Naomi for everything from her shadiness to her constant scratching…of…herself??? Also, we’ve got a new arrival and he’s quite the posh lad. Chris and Zoe have quite the memorable date, and the ladies are all over Lu.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

THIS EPISODE WAS INSANE. We talk about who got eliminated and whether or not it was fucked up, Jon and Hannah taking their relationship to the next level, the nasty spit-swapping challenge and how the hell the production crew goes about capturing AND editing all of this.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Emily recaps the week 2 recap for you with some fun little stories along the way!       The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

New arrivals Bethany and Max come in and STIR. SHIT. UP. We talk about these new dynamics, potential new couplings and how Jess is somehow ALWAYS getting shat on. Smh. An old love triangle turns into a new one, and surprise! Naomi is being shady again! We top the episode off with a discussion about our titties, and our thoughts on the sexy challenge at the end of this episode.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Lots o’ drama in this ep. There’s a kinky lil kissing challenge, new arrivals Max and Bethany get to take two islanders on private dates, and Omar somehow still thinks…he’s…the shit? Yuck. Also, Jon and Hannah’s relationship gets a wee bit rocky. Listen along as we analyze all the tea!     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

This episode is fiiilled with an emotional roller coaster of Jon and Hannah, but honestly, we can all relate. Naomi reveals that she has a soul inside that hard shell of a body — she cries! And the boys get into a bit of a rift with the girls after blatantly talking serious SHITE about them in the hot tub. Also, Max makes a move on his future bird and it’s…not what we’d expect, to say the least.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Oh shit—the islanders vote off a couple! But as much as they all feigned sadness, it didn’t seem like it was too hard of a choice. The couples admit their horniness (or at least the guys do), and we get some insight into Naomi’s romantic relationship history that makes a lottt of things that she’s done/keeps doing start to make sense. ALSO, we have become addicted to the Love Island iPhone game. Get it if you don’t have it already, and say goodbye to even MORE of your time, because you will fall into the vortex of playing it like we did.         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

New arrivals Cally and Travis are picked by the Islanders. Travis kinda lies his way in, meanwhile Cally has her eyes set on one Islander and one Islander ONLY—one who she happens to have some history with too. While we’re at it, how do they go about finding these new arrivals? Seems shady. We’ve resolved that Travis is UGLY, we do NOT like him and we hope he LEAVES SOON. Oh, and one of the OGs is voted off :\           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Remy recaps the week 3 recap and it is a grand ol' time.          The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!