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Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere weekly podcast hosted by local business owners and personalities. Carroll Worldwide features updates on current events, reports on local Facebook community forums spanning Westminster, Eldersburg, Sykesville and more with irreverent commentary and scorching hot takes (aka satire). Tune in using any podcast app you like if you want to a good-natured laugh about your community. Business sponsorships are available!
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We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And just how many supplements is Randy on???
The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King lesbians kissed. Don't make Sherri laugh too hard.
Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!
The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!
Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics. Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.
Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.
Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.
If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.
Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension.
Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten And rest of her o-pin-ins We get worldwide.
The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big booty bitches. And what is going on in New Windsor???
This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.
The restaurant industry is out of control. Randy has something to say to a Sykesville community group. Sherri reads some of her creepy DMs, and Dennis shows up with no surprises, but a guy did try to rob a bank through the drive-thru.
International Womens Day is kicked off with indecent exposure in New Windsor. A new kind of stripper is hitting the poles in Vegas. A guy makes 5 women cry in CVS. Also, a business in Hampstead has been raked over the coals of social media. Is "MacDonald's" really "Closep"? And are we really ready for the gang's alter egos, Dennisn't, Randolph The Grey, and Sharold? Lots to unpack in this angry and sex-crazed episode!
On this weeks episode the gang discusses bad behavior at restaurants, the beyond, and STDs. Also- where do you fall on the Oxford Comma?
AI takes over the pod. Things are discarded on the mean streets of Carroll. The gang discusses the Pros & Cons of Door Dash. Sherri summarizes a Karen. Is Randy being trolled by a family member? Dennis discusses the state of standardized math tests in Maryland. Listen at your own risk.
The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, bitches.
Creepy fast food managers, missing person scams, a crazy woman ranting, a man getting violent over the idea of baked goods, spike strips, bjs and vasectomies, are all on this episode. Welcome back, Carroll County!
Sherri takes on the Carroll County Board of Education, Dennis exposes possible corruption in the local Sherriff's department. Randy paid how much for a Burrito?
Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin'. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son's fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue that does NOT divide us as a nation!
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I actually enjoyed your Show's. I took the time and listened. Very good exchange, and funny.