Housewives On Housewives

The Gorgas experience marriage.  Players don't play.  And we have a beautiful send off for Nono, who, if you don't love, you're not human.

We're behind a little - so we're making it up to you by releasing two episodes!  The first is the second part of the last to be continued.  Joe ices his hand and other stuff happens too.

The Catanias do everything right. Teresa does everything wrong. Becky and Raquel really want to go on vacation.

The Gorgas celebrate a birthday and put an end to rumors. Marge opens up about her life. Dolores has a great ass (just like Teresa). Jennifer gets shit hammered. And Jackie - wait. Is Jackie still on the show?

Teresa shows how loyal she is to the family. Jennifer is an even bigger asshole than we thought. And no one understands how to let things go.

Lexi is British. That's all I have to say about that.

The ladies bond at the lake sans Jackie, who's using her razor sharp skills to cut the kids' hair. Teresa is once again the queen of denial. We want Frank and David to get married and all of us to move in with Delores's mom.

After a long hiatus, Becky and Raquel are back at podcasting about their favorite reality show ladies. RHONJ does not disappoint. Teresa is back to her old self before her legal woes. The New Jersey ladies bring the hits like no other group of housewives.

Happy New Year! We are dishing on the last two episodes of RHONHJ and a short recap of RHOC and RHOD reunion shows. Whoa! We can't get over Vicki's obsession with 'Her Show'?! Or Leanne's complete oblivion to EVERYTHING!!!! And who do you think would win a fight if we locked Vicki, Leanne, and Danielle in a room? Candles not included.

Becky and Raquel are back! Again. Better late than Sharon Tate. It was Raquel's birthday. We dive into episodes 4-6 of Real Housewives on New Jersey! After we chat for a few minutes about RHOD- they have some stuff going on that needs to be mentioned.

Becky and Raquel are back! And we’re classy, not trashy! At least that what we tell ourselves. We dive into the first three episodes of Real Housewives on New Jersey!

Are we the only ones annoyed that Shannon had to lose 40lbs to gain a lot of fun?! We hate that Gina is losing it every area of her life, but we are glad she is no longer taking it all on by herself. Speaking of losing it, how did the OG of the OC lose her status?! We get a new housewife, and her 7 seven children, her wackado mom, plus her husband. How many people just joined the cast?! We are so glad to chatting Real Housewives with you again!

All of the ladies are getting ready for the big party celebrating Mauricio's 25th office opening. PK is dodging another social event, adding to our suspicion. Erika and Rinna show up in wigs and ready to party. Kyle and Teddi show up for the food. (Us too, ladies!). Denise shows up as a hooker, and brings Dorit who's scared. Camille blasts in hot! Camille fights and yells at almost all of the ladies, but does furiously apologize to Dorit. We're not sure how anyone can trust Camille again or why she's always holding hands with her girlfriends. The ladies cap off the the season bonding over a garden lunch at Kyle's house. We see some personal closure in their relationships with LVP and a group bond that's grown.

We open with Luann's SOLD OUT Christmas Cabaret, where you can do all your Christmas shopping. Dorinda and Sonja go to cool sculpt their flanks and we are jealous! Bethenny relays her near death experience due to her fish allergy and is still shaken up. Dorinda, Sonja and Tinsley can't figure out why they are stopping by Luann's cabaret, but soon learn it's for a lesson in show business. Ramona pulls off a party for Dorinda and Sonja, and they are both grateful. But good vibes only last until Dorinda begins to attack Tinsley for the money she still spends after she 'claims' she has ended her relationship with Scott. Everyone interprets a 'S'mores and Whores' party dress differently. If there are two things we've learned this season, they are Bethenny knows how to order and she knows how to throw a party.

The ladies wake up in France and do their best to remember the night before. After archery and apologies, the ladies head back to the States. They are able to reunite with Denise and Camille over lunch for the first time since the fire. Denise finds the positive in the situation, and no one has ever been as cursed as Camille. Dorit gets her hands in her Kitson window and makes so much progress. At her garbage reveal, Camille apologizes for all the bad things she has said to Dorit and maybe the bad things she is about to say in a hour at dinner. At dinner, the ladies think it's too much to bring up their issues with Camille since she just lost her house, but they do it anyway. It ends with Camille threatening Dorit with scandalous news of PK and his money issues. It really is what everyone wants to know. We do anyway.

Continuing with Bethenny hysterical in Miami, they somehow manage to talk calmly and work things out without Bethenny in the hospital or Luann at a bar. Back at the house, Tinsley lets loose, and Dorinda makes Bethenny confront the fact that Dennis's passing was "a bad thing." Back in NYC, Luann is "Feeling Jovani" and not understanding irony. Dorinda plans an 80's aerobic charity event that everyone is going to attend, unlike Luann's Christmas Cabaret. Thankfully, Bethenny takes charge and makes it all okay. And we're counting on her to have the food ready for the ladies when they get to the party.

Five of the RHOBH ladies are still in Provence. Erika has a migraine, which sets her mood for the rest of the day. The ladies spend the morning on the property before heading to a wine tasting via helicopter - naturally. At the winery, everyone but Erika gets drunk. Lisa and Kyle do some amazing "interpretations", and everyone has a blast. Later at dinner at the Chateau while drunk. Teddi and Kyle bring up Farrahween AGAIN to Erika. She's had it and questions their motives. The rest of the night is spent trying to get Kyle and Teddi to quiet down and go to sleep. They finally do, but we're all left confused.

The ladies are still in Miami, and Tinsley is still waking up next to Bethenny. Sonja agrees to go to an AA meeting. She shouldn't have. Barbara has a mini-meltdown because she feels like she's at the wrong lunch table. Sonja feels the effects of the meeting, and Luann is the only one who doesn't notice. She's busy swimming and viewing her poster, while the other ladies care for Sonja and bond as a group. The ladies go to dinner later that evening, where Luann can only bitch about being last for the luxuries. Barbara confronts Luann about her insensitivity for others, which leads to Bethenny losing it on Luann then trailing into a nervous breakdown. We can't say we are surprise that the ladies have hit their limit.

We open with the ladies in Provence, or is it Italy? Either way, they are in a gorgeous countryside and staying in an amazing old estate that will make the richest feel rich. The fires back in California are still 0% contained, and sadly we confirm Camille's house has burnt down. Even without glam squads, the ladies brought their glam. They dress up for dinner in, a tour of the local market, and dinner out. Teddi and Kyle tried to bait Erika into being offended by Lisa Rinna playing Erika Jayne, but neither Erika is having it. We sure are missing Vanderpump and Denise.

"I'm going to knock you out!" just as soon as I get myself up off the floor. Sonja is okay after her drunken fall, but Bethenny calls the paramedics to double make sure. The next morning, after Luann screams for coffee, she gives herself more space from the ladies that "attacked her the night before'." All the ladies agree that Luann is a narcissist, but she will 1. never be aware, B. never acknowledge, C. admit to it. After a morning lounging by the pool, the ladies head out for an afternoon of culture at Wynwood Walls. Ramona notifies the ladies at the last possible moment that she's ditching them for a bigger, better deal, but it's Ramona who misses out on being gifted thousands in signed art. The ladies get ready for the most boring, slow party that we can imagine. Although, it's nice to see Mario there. Is anyone else gagging at Ramona's flirting and the way Sonja slurps up fish?