No One Will Watch TV with Us

"Tragically Hip" And just like that, Miranda defeated alcoholism. With an episode filled with tequila, gin, and "champagne, we have to get more champagne!", maybe Miranda does have a problem after all. Luckily after drunk ordering a self-help book and having sex with Carrie's boss, she seems back on track. Special guest Chris Tse joins us to talk Rock's coming out TikTok, Charlotte's burpees routine, and Carrie's messed up skeleton.  Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Some of My Best Friends" And just like that, Charlotte's racist, surprise surprise. Special guest Malorie Cunningham (Sketchy History, Southern Comfort) joins us to talk about Caroline's bodega skirt, Charlotte's search for "non-vanilla" friends, and Harry shouting "Michelle Obama" every 5 minutes. We get the first spotting of Seema, and finally, the answer to the question: what was Big's favorite piece of glass? Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"When In Rome..." And just like that, the most hilarious event of the year, nay, century: Che Diaz Live at This is a Comedy Concert. Were there any jokes? No. Do we understand what a comedy concert is now? Double no. Get three little Tito's bottles ready for this one because we are doing a deep dive into this comedy concert - or TED Talk - or perhaps, cult leader speech. Oh, and Natasha's in this episode too.  Bonus points if you can guess who had Covid during the recording of this episode: Lilian or Ethan? Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Hello It's Me" And just like that, we're back babyyyyy, and so are 3 out of 4 of our girls!! Miranda's an alcoholic, Steve's too old to hear, Charlotte needs everyone to go to Lilly's piano recital, and Carrie never learned how to call 911. Strap out your Manolo Blahniks, your Peleton shoes, or your Woke Moment button because we are talking all things Sex and the City reboot. Will there be a pop quiz? Well, there was going to be, but Miranda said something racist at the top of class so not anymore! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Little Black Dress" And just like that, 86 Big, 86 Chris Noth's career. How lucky were we to do deals with Big? It feels like not lucky at all. John James Preston is dead and now we, the podcast hosts, have to make his very boring funeral funny. This episode has everything: a woman who only likes to be called "Big's Secretary", old characters we don't remember, Che Diaz getting high with a child, and Brady banging so hard that even Steve can hear it. Later that night I got to wondering, maybe this reboot wasn't such a great idea after all?  Comedians and people who will watch tv with us, Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi), join us to answer the question on only Steve's mind "what was he even doing on that bike? He had a HEART CONDITION!". Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!" Hello, you! Strap on your scrappy, strappy sandals because jealousy is in the bedroom with racism, transphobia, and impotence, and it's getting hot-hot-hot! That's right--It's summer in the City and our favorite boyfriends Big, Aidan, Scout, and Steve join the sexcapades to tie up some loose ends with those strings that never got attached for this iconic season three finale.  Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"What Goes Around Comes Around" Boy, things are really tough for Carrie. Najinsky gives her the stink eye and a scoundrel robs her of her Manolo Blahniks! As if single women didn't have enough to worry about! I sure hope she doesn't do anything crazy like stalk her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. But that's just the tip of the sexburg. Samantha meets a virgin (*gasp*), Charlotte kisses the gardener, and Miranda meets a hunk with a badge. The lovely and charming Sydney Holmes (@allthingsconsydered) joins us for the penultimate episode of season 3! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

What's sexier than a five-minute recap? Three five-minute recaps? That's pretty sexy, but I think we found something even sexier. That's right--we've combined the next three five-minute recaps into one super-sized 15 minute (more like 20 minute) combination. So sit back and relax because it's time for some eargasms. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Escape from New York" The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store!  This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) of the PIT's Pilots (@pilots_season) grace us once again with their hot takes and sexy sexitudes. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Speed dating with the Avengers, Scottish sex, Charlotte's wedding (and her husband's broken wiener), and the moment we've been waiting for: the Carrie-Aidan confrontation. Michael Baldwin (@michaeldbaldwin) joins us as we delve into the bowels of the show's soul. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Running with Scissors" Charlotte's wedding is almost here, which means Carrie has to do something WILD. We aren't ready for the drama. Carrie's running from her problems, and busting lips, breaking teeth, and smashing hearts along the way. Thank goodness Samantha's AIDS test and Miranda's harassment-by-sandwich give us something to laugh about. We're joined by the very funny Malorie Cunningham (@malorieac) to figure out whose fault this all is. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and eat us... but in the sandwich way. No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"All or Nothing" Well if we're talking Sex and the City, I pick nothing. Just kidding, I want it ALL. I want Carrie confronting her affair with Mr. Big; I want Charlotte's shrewd prenup negotiations; I want phone sex; and I want to see Samantha with a cold. But even more, I want Lilian to tell me about it all in about five minutes! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Easy Come, Easy Go" Carrie and Aidan: a match made in heaven... right? If not for the return of the infamous jazz cat! That's right, Big is back and he wants a divorce! Meanwhile, Charlotte learns to manipulate Trey, Samantha teaches us about blowjobs (featuring the one-and-only Bobby Cannavale), and I forget what happens to Miranda. We're joined by the very funny Gabbie Fried (@0hmygab) to begin the affair of the century! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"The Big Time" Only five minutes for the return of Mr. Big?! Well, that's all he deserves, isn't that right, Emily? You betcha, because there's too many other great things to talk about in this episode, like puppies and babies and shrimp! Let's all have a listen. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Drama Queens" Spoiler alert: Samantha Jones wins Game of Thrones! Just kidding. 'Special' doesn't even begin to describe this episode. The very funny, very Jewish, and very all-around great guy Max Klausner (@max_klausner) teaches us (he's a teacher!) about poop, sex drugs, and Crazy Carrie. We do it for the fans, we do it for Max's mom, we do it for the drama! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Are We Sluts?" Yes. Didn't even need a full five minutes. Just kidding, let's get into the nuances, baby ;)  Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

'No Ifs, Ands or Butts" AIDEN! You heard us! It's Aiden! But this isn't just any Aiden; this is long hair Aiden, and he has some issues with Carrie and her addictions (don't worry, he didn't find out about the shoes...yet). The lovely and very funny comedian Heather Harrison (@heatherhahs) (aka Heather Heatherson) joins the team to talk Aiden, race, and cigarettes in this most pivotal episode of Sex and the City. Let's get whack! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl..." We're talking drag kings, bisexuality, big ole sock dicks, and so so much more. All this controversy in only five minutes?? This sounds like a challenge for our one and only Emily Austin. Lay some knowledge on us 👏👏👏. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman" Boobs, bush, and Blahniks topped with chocolate, prostitution, and low self-esteem. The lovely and talented Emily Fenton (@ylimenotnef_) joins us for hot takes on the encounter of the century: Naked SJP vs. Nijinsky. See you *THEIR*! Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support

"Politically Erect" We're back with a fiver, and so is our favorite Mad Man Roger Sterling, and like all politicians, he has a dastardly secret. But that's not all! Samantha finds her match, but can she look past her superficial hangups? Plus, Miranda also finds her match (it's STEVE!), and I honestly don't remember what happens to Charlotte--oh yeah, she hosts a party? I guess that's a storyline? So sign your NDAs and drink some water, because it's time to pee. Please remember to subscribe, rate, and follow us! No One Will Watch TV with Us: @noonewillwatch Lilian Tanner: @liliantanner Ethan Charles Abramson: @_ethancharles Emily Austin: @chemilychaustin --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-one-will-watch/support