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Author: Adam & Lisa

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Kids programming through the lens of adult beverages.
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Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. 3

Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. 3

2022-07-2501:26:13

Just after Adam says there will probably never be a third one... there's a third one.
The Spy Next Door

The Spy Next Door

2022-09-2601:41:58

"Jackie Chan" can be a verb, right?
Show Dogs

Show Dogs

2022-09-1901:25:25

Will Arnett tries his best to save a talking dog movie.
Luck (2022)

Luck (2022)

2022-09-0501:14:04

Easily the best movie where Simon Peg plays a Scottish cat.
Seal Team

Seal Team

2022-08-2201:13:29

"Remora." The word is "remora." Also, sharks only kinda have tongues, but it's weird. And, also, Dolph Lundgren is in this. It's a wild ride.
Lightyear

Lightyear

2022-08-1501:14:07

Apparently this was Andy's favorite movie in 1995. In his defense, most kids his age have terrible taste in movies.
Spiderman Far from Home

Spiderman Far from Home

2022-08-0801:55:04

The second part, where Lisa has many feels about Tom Holland not knowing what's going on.
Spiderman Homecoming

Spiderman Homecoming

2022-08-0102:33:57

Lisa begins her trip through the Spiderman mythos a few years behind the curve.
The Sea Beast

The Sea Beast

2022-07-1801:32:06

If someone told you to cross How to Train your Dragon with Moby Dick, you'd be 90% there.
Monsters University

Monsters University

2022-07-1102:01:32

Because one movie about terrorizing children to solve the energy crisis isn't enough.
Sing 2

Sing 2

2022-07-0401:33:00

This movie had no right to go this hard, but here we are.
The Goonies

The Goonies

2022-06-2702:02:13

Indiana Jones, but with kids. What could go wrong?
Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2022-06-2001:40:35

Of course they made a sequel. Of course it's worse. But, still, somehow, it works.
Zombies 2

Zombies 2

2022-06-1301:25:49

The sequel to the movie that gave us the phrase "wait, is this movie secretly about racism?" returns and... it's secretly about racism.
A nostalgia bomb that finds its target. 
Rumble

Rumble

2022-05-3001:41:34

Let's get ready to.... yeah, nevermind.
Clifford the Big Red Dog

Clifford the Big Red Dog

2022-05-2301:33:51

Well, it's an computer generated animal movie with Tony Hale as the villain. Like that narrows it down...
Home (2015)

Home (2015)

2022-05-1601:07:57

A critique of colonialism... ya know, for kids.
National Treasure 2

National Treasure 2

2022-05-0901:30:10

The second installment in the DaVinci Code for Americans sees Nicolas Cage moving on to international incidents, not just federal crimes.
National Treasure

National Treasure

2022-05-0202:12:13

Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.
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