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Join Jack Five Acres, Patches Brandt, Snickers Oneida, and Ginger Clover Meadow once a month as they discuss the plots of porno movies that you've only seen (ahem) certain scenes of.These guys work to answer the hard hitting questions of 'wait, why are they doing each other? Wasn't she with someone else earlier? Who's that who just joined in?"From Jack's mum's basement in Salt Lake City, UT hear them try to explain the plots of movies from Jack's Movie of the Month Club.There's more going on than you would think.Porno Plots is for anyone who likes pornos, plots, and everything in between.You can subscribe on our site, or on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher.Contact us on Twitter @realpornoplots or email: pornoplots@gmail.comArt by Casey Eickhoff www.caseyeickhoff.comMusic: Your Very Own 70's Porn Soundtrack written and performed by Peter John Ross Courtesy of Sonnyboo.com
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Trailer for our next episode: The J.O.B.A journalist gets screwed over in modern media, and for her online magazine has to profile pornstar-cum-author Asa Akira.In what looks like a timely take on the classic Never Been Kissed, writing for an online magazine has never been so sexy... we think.Hoping to finding out why the title is punctuated the way it is!
She's a reserved, and emotionally unavailable college student; he's a really rich person where you're not quite sure what his job is, but you know he's into some really kinky shit. When they meet, sparks fly, emotions get in the way, and they are not the same at the end of it. No it's not Fifty Shades of Grey, it is The Submission of Emma Marx.In The Submission of Emma Marx, Penny Pax plays Emma Marx who... submits to Richie Calhoun's Mr. Fredericks. At the beginning of the movie they both think they know who they are... but at the end they realize they don't. It's a whole thing!Join the gang as they learn way more about the BDSM lifestyle then they ever thought they would - Snickers actually learns what BDSM stands for, and everyone says the word 'Anal' an amazing amount of times!
Announcing our next episode title, and a rather cool special announcement
For their third episode, the gang buck (we said 'buck') convention, and review a movie called 'The Four'.Set in 480BC (or AD, we're not sure), this is the movie Zac Snyder would make, if he made a porno! Sparta is defeated courtesy of 300 men, embodied in this movie by one rather muscular gentleman, and there are Four Women who are not happy about it. They each gain the power of 300 men, and decide to get revenge for their husbands, and lovers who were killed... ummm... in the battle that got them in this situation.A movie full of wind machines, dancing women, a leper and a scene that shows the actor's dedication to the scene in a very cold environment; it has everything if you like those kind of things. A quasi sequel to the movie '300', in spite of what the disclaimer says, join us as we try and make sense of it all.
Jack and his friends review the adult drama, 'The Preachers Daughter' by Wicked Pictures. Starring Mia Malkova, a small town preacher's daughter falls in love with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks in a town where there are no tracks. Her father, the preacher (played by Brad Armstrong, who wrote and directed this thing) does everything he can to keep his daughter and family safe from Billy (Xander Corvus), while his wife (Alexis Fawkes)... does wifey things.This movie is full of drama, a lot of establishing shots of the small town, questions the production probably didn't want asked, and more.The first podcast from Porno Plots, where a mic is too low, and they manage to get the director's name wrong for about 20 minutes
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