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I Love That: A Bachelor Podcast (Because an unexamined life isn't worth living)

Author: Wade Ryan and Zachary Keirstead

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The dudes from Who Needs Friends and Stay Cool 4Ever breakdown that dumpster fire of American Exceptionalism that is their favorite reality show, The Bachelor and all of its iterations. We will be taking a bleak weekly look at each weeks iteration of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.

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Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Kinks. Edging. Addiction. We live in a society. And Blake is ruining it. Diagnosis... ABC medlery. This episode, Katie bids farewell to a fan favorite and trims the drama, but is it enough? Let's discuss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Again Blake is the worst. First solo date with a Canadian, group commiseration, deep V's, aggressive bunny farm men play foobasketball? Join us on this lame episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.We do not like Blake. In our professional opinion, that guy sucks, and we demonsterize his character for probably 20% of the episode. In other news, Thomas gets sent packing, and hopefully Blake isn't far behind him. It also appears that next week, Hunter mortally injures someone? Hopefully Blake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Karl gets b-b-b-booted! DILF Michael takes the lead. And Thomas sucks? However... as much as we appreciate everyone ganging up on him, and as much as we're looking forward to his public execution... we'd rather spend time with Katie and the other mature and secure adults who are making this season so fucking wholesome. Crack a morning beer and talk about your feelings. The doctors are in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Aaron and Cody scramble to hide their dark secret. The virgin Mike gets a good edit. And the spineless Karl almost ruins everything else. Diagnosis: we love that. Slip into your fursuit with a hot glass of milk and relax. We're going to get you the help you need. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Another victim eludes Jeff's RV of terror, the Cat-Man gets a rose, and we find out what's in the box... and it's only night one! The doctors are pumped (full of Ketamine and rosé) for Katie's season of The Bachelorette. Won't you come party with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Episode zero! What cruel creatures we be on the internet. Marvel as 2 doctors of brainology and depression deconstruct the lives of 28 strangers, before they humiliate themselves for a national audience! We like to party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Episode zero! What cruel creatures we be on the internet. Marvel as 2 doctors of brainology and depression deconstruct the lives of 28 strangers, before they humiliate themselves for a national audience! We like to party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Episode zero! What cruel creatures we be on the internet. Marvel as 2 doctors of brainology and depression deconstruct the lives of 28 strangers, before they humiliate themselves for a national audience! We like to party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.After being duped into airing an extremely personal family grievance on ABC, only to have them edit it without context, Matt James found himself in a cabin with 30 sticks of butter, a milk bath, and some shrubs for young lovers to whack one another with. Twas fantasy suite week, and surely this was his only opportunity to bone 3 hotties within the same week. Do you love that? Well... thanks for sharing. The doctors are in, and we're ready to end this thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.The unceremonious crumbling of the franchise continues with Women Tell All. We get a glimpse of fun lighthearted moments that didn't air, and a bitter reminder of whatever the hell we actually got. We are watching a game, but will anyone really win? ABC will! (Side bar, remember Peter's season, when it looked like all the women were going to strike, in protest of what a shitty bachelor he was? That's all.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Matt continues to laugh maniacally, while genuine opportunities for human connection and romance slip through his fingers like powdered bones. Will the wife experiment fail spectacularly... again? Will Matt tank 3 fantasy suites, hop the fence, grow a beard, and live as a recluse in the woods? We try and elaborate on these points, but we're truly running out of shit to say. Your move "Women Tell All." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Guess who strings along Abigail all season before unceremoniously deciding to be "honest" with her? Guess who doesn't have a 5 year plan? I'll give you a hint: An adrenaline junky who loves to push the limit. This episode was a massacre, and you know what that means? More dating prospects for Dr. Zach and Aloe Blacc. Hop in and buckle up future comrades! It's all downhill and bumpy, but we're still having fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.How does a real professional doctor like Zach find a good psychologist? Crack open a Zima and let's rap about it chief. We'll tell you how we really feel about Heather and then deduce who Matt is truly in love with. Guest appearance from someone in Wade's kitchen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.The conspiracy episode. We have hard proof that Matt James is a robot-alien or something. Also, Matt drains the swamp sort of, but new villains rise up. In what context is it ok to call the Mandalorian a "ho"? You will find out. We dive so deep into bachelor nation gossip, that we had to split it into a 2 parter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.The conspiracy episode. We have hard proof that Matt James is a robot-alien or something. Also, Matt drains the swamp sort of, but new villains rise up. In what context is it ok to call the Mandalorian a "ho"? You will find out. We dive so deep into bachelor nation gossip, that we had to split it into a 2 parter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.Katie wins at life, but can she win at reality tv? Victoria's eye infection is... less noticeable, but her bully infection is contagious. And 5 new ladies crash the party, taking up valuable reel estate on Matt's love radar. Speaking of reel estate... that's something that we do this episode. So if you're the kind of person who likes to have fun, put on a squirrel costume and listen to us dissect an episode that we were totally paying attention to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.You see the thing about the bachelor is that you never know what you are going to get? Am I a villain are you the villain? Is it Victoria? Or is it Sarah? Talk about a nothing episode that had the fewest dates I have ever seen. The saving grace: Chris has a romance novel that says the sexiest word known to man: buttocks. Katie is a hero and the house gets angry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.THE DATES BEGIN! Not everyone gets one! Is Wade sick? Who knows! What we do know is that Victoria suxxxxxxxxxxx end the drama now. Remove this Clare ASAP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Paul Giamatti and the Marlboro Man break down this week's adventures of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber. WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.The world is crazy but at least there is the bachelor! Matt James wow'd us, every gimmick went home, and there is real heart here. What an exciting season! Cannot wait for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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