The Ratchet Chronicles

Happy Thanksgiving cocomunity!!! It's been awhile but I have returned. I have some more shenanigans to report from Benny K's House of Hair. All the crazy clients, what does "the" mean on the toilet sign and how to properly complain on google. A story about the best doggo ever and how he's finally free from pain. I also explain why I think my boss is a robot and how I was burgled (if that's how you spell it). Subscribe, rate and review the podcast anywhere and everywhere!!!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in this episode I tell you why Betty Broderick is my hero and unmask Captain Thot. Although we missed the actual two year anniversary, HAPPY TWO YEARS my cuckoonuts!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/qweeniebeanie32/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I'll also let you in on why Lionel Richies' "All Night Long" is what the theme of the party will be. Sprinkle in some workplace drama and my insurance trainer shooting her mother-in-law this weekend. Come check me out on Twitch every Thursday for some "Thirsty Thursday" lovin' Queenbebe30 is the name, and let's put a face to the name!!! Subscribe, rate, and review the podcast and as always LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of letting us be one with the earth. I also try and figure out why Elon Musk is going to be on Saturday Night Live and ponder why he felt the need to put the Tesla charging stations in the back of the parking lots at Target. I let you guys in on my journey to self help/self care and why I love the movie Clerks 2. So grab your snacks and blankeys (or beachwear) and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, well, well look who's back! It's my favorite cocomunity of people!!! We're back with some hot, sleazy goodness of work related scandals, the pettiest group of coworkers ever and the dumbest word of the day from Urban Dictionary. I discuss a few things that have impacted my mental health these past few weeks, along with some memories from a long time friend of mine. Let's get down and dirty this week, but also Let's Keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! SIP Mike Iannone. Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don't grade homework in a timely manner. Let's talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound meatloaves and how I don't know enough languages. Grab your friends and let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey cocomunity we're back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28 Weeks Later and Silence of the Lambs. I theorize on the reset button for the U.S.A. and how we should all learn trades while we can. For more cuckoo-ness grab your friends and come have a listen!!! Subscribe, rate and review everywhere you get your music/podcasts and let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week let's get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the "Early Release" doesn't exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the Netflix movie "Death of Me," and  why I'm never going to Thailand. Also your favorite hostess is back in the gym, Crunch gym to be exact and I tell you about the most expensive toothbrush I've ever bought. So let's do this thang cocomunity and continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey cocomunity let's get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris D'Elia social media hide and seek game and the hope I have for 2021. Also I make a public service announcement to stop making me the logical, responsible one when that's now who I am in this life, and as always Let's Get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey cocomunity!!! It's your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activity movies, Mercy Black and the Slenderman stabbing. I tell you my beliefs in spirits, demons and how deja vu ties into it and why you can't have one without the other. I also discuss some new shows I have been watching as well as tell you about the phone calls I've been getting at my current job. I also discuss the Unfriended movies and why you should never take something out of the lost and found. Get your friends together, start packing up your winter clothes and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should've been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding "Grease," and how cultural societies are different from decade to decade. Stay tuned at the end of the story for a personal story as well. As always guys make sure to grab your friends and some snacks and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy late Valentine's Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this "Gorilla Glue Challenge," and the other "challenges" we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer to Bailey Sarian (youtuber that does her makeup while telling true crime stories). Let's get ready for another round of fun and as usual, let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let's also discuss the status of "Gorilla Glue Girl," and why Kim K. is jealous of her daughter's talent. I also tell you about my marriage seeking energy in contrast to ex-boyfriend energy. Congrats to my parents on their 15 years of marriage!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the "move your ass" aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don't have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater's new nickname (don't worry we added to it, didn't subtract from it). I give you a script of what you should say to people who ghost you, and what happens when glass shatters in your mind. Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well cocomunity without further delay here's a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I have seen in awhile called, "The Sister," which is currently on Hulu and how Bob is the new weirdo name for the year. Let's continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good day loyal cocomunity we're back with a brand spankin' new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I'm getting into new shows with my down time and how I adult much better lately. To round out the episode, I give a shout out to those special people in my life that have helped make things better/easier for me (yes I get all sentimental for a second). Let's continue this adventure in 2021 and let's keep it cuckoo guys!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We're starting 2021 with some new content after last week's break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I've come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f*** you email I have ever sent regarding a job rejection and how virtual job interviews are life now! Come join us in the cocomunity where we're KEEPIN' IT CUCKOO in 2021! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey's end so I hope you enjoy the hilarity of that and I'll be back next week with some new content.  Best of all it's never too late to get CUCKOO WITH COCO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour episode of daytime television. I also discuss how difficult it is to prove that you're a human in Florida and how much paperwork one needs to prove they exist. Elizabeth Bathory's bloodlust also comes into play when discussing how to stay young and rounding out the episode is watching my mom stalk the roomba in the house. So call your friends, put this podcast up to the phone and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short distance. Surprising my mother for her birthday and how my sister shouldn't brag about being a good liar. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Grab your friends, some holiday cheer and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.