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Bad Audiobooks is a parody podcast hosted by Nick Mazmanian and Kent Heidelman, who help you endure all forms of literature by reading books in ridiculous voices and roasting them for your enjoyment. The show rotates between classic, contemporary, and terrible stories. Never quite knowing the real text until they're reading/ruining it, Nick and Kent bring down the high brow world of novels for you through their twisted lens of comedy.
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1Before there was something… There was nothing. Welcome to Episode Zero (not a real, real episode) of Bad Audiobooks where Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman explain a little history of the show, themselves, and how they met.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
The beginning of our show and first series: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the story of Rumpelstiltskin. If you can guess the name of the princess in this tale, then we might just spin this podcast into gold.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Cinderella!This lady has a killer dress, shoes, dirt covered face, and just wants to party! Wishes kind of come true! Take out your “World’s #1 Step Dad” mug, and drink this tale down.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Rapunzel!Classic story. Boy meets a girl. Girl creates hair follicle ladder for boy to do PE exercises on. You know, Normal teenage stuff.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Sleeping Beauty!Classic story. Girl has strong signs of compulsive behavior towards spindles. Father hides her stash. First time girl finds needles, she ODs into a coma. New guy shows up late, finds everyone passed out at a party, and kisses unconscious girl without consent.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Snow White & Rose Red!Classic story. Two girls hang out in the woods. Bear comes to join them and won’t leave because he’s having a good time, and doesn’t feel like he’s overstaying his welcome, and you’re the one making it weird, not him. Now everyone else is uncomfortable. See? Look what you’ve done. You always do this.And they all lived Happily Ever After.There might be a dwarf or dwarves cameo. Or maybe not.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Snow White & The Seven Dwarves!Classic story. Mom is competing in her head about how she’s hotter than a tween girl. You know, normal stuff that normal people do. After tween gets kicked out, the mom makes several assassination attempts at her, because the mom still gets second place at mirror regionals. Prince shows up and starts a human trafficking operation.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Little Red Riding Hood!Classic story. Children are unsupervised and end up killing wild animals. First sign of a Serial Killer?And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Series One Finale: Grimm’s Fairy Tales, and the original story of Hanzel & Gretel!Classic story. Abandoned children make the best dinner. And someone finds a gig with a new agency.And they all lived Happily Ever After.Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Welcome to our first episode of Book Club! Where we have fun and intriguing guests on our show to read some classic insanity.In our first episode, we have Amanda Meadows and Geoffrey Golden! Two goofballs from Los Angeles who founded The Devastator, which was the only comedy press in America, praised by The AV Club, WIRED, Entertainment Weekly, and more. They’ve also written and created podcasts and audio fiction for Stitcher, Nerdist, Wondery, and Campfire Media. Now, Amanda is a senior editor at comics publisher Oni Press, and Geoffrey is a narrative designer for video game studios around the world.Check out their podcast Dirt Cheap!
Series Two Premiere: Sherlock Holmes, and The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire, Part 1!Classic story. We withdrawal now to the hazy streets of London, to a tale with a dependence upon two main characters. One is addicted to blood, the other is hooked on ...mysteries? Listen close as the world famous frantic detective gets his fix on this case with his only vice, the substance of truth!Elementary, my dear misquote!Parody Performance Reading by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman!Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic story. Drug ridden Sherlock and forgetful British accent Watson are now in a rural country home with a possible vampire, racist overtones, and Sherlock revealing that he knew the whole time who was the vampire of Sussex!Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman! Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic story. Mrs. Hudson comes crying to Dr. Watson to see Sherlock. Watson visits Sherlock and is told he is a terrible doctor, sucks as a person, and still does what Sherlock wants him to do. Will Watson ever stand up for himself in this abusive relationship?And will they solve the mystery of the dying detective?Parody Performance by: Nick Mazmanian & Kent Heidelman! Thank you for listening!---Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Watson is still doing what Sherlock is telling him to do because he has no self-respect. He can’t say no to Holmes, no matter the abuse he takes. Will Sherlock Holmes survive and triumph over his ability to waste everyone’s time? Find out as we finish The Adventure of the Dying Detective!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hired by a woman who is looking for her lost lover who is most definitely not her step-dad. Will Texas Sherlock find the solve for this mystery? The game is afoot!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Sherlock Holmes- And The Case of Identity Part 2Classic story. Texan Sherlock and Watson talk more about what is happening with this case. No one knows why they have to talk so much, but they do, and then they solve this case that does not involve the step-dad of their client. Nope. Not at all.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hanging out in his apartment where Sherlock starts to tell a story about his first case. They don’t go anywhere and Watson questions his sanity.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Sherlock is still telling Watson about his first case, and just before he solves it, Nick has to leave to pick up his kid. Get ready for Part 3 next week!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Sherlock finishes his Inception level of storytelling with the ending of this tale and brings the end of our second series! We wave good-bye to Holmes and Watson, but this will not be the last time we visit London!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
Classic Story. Three men want to break into an old man’s house who lives by the sea and names bottles? You know, totally normal.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: BadAudiobooks@gmail.comNick: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts
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