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The Funky Panther
Author: Chad, Tim, Javier
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The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.
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Send us a text Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s worth saving and what needs to be chugged before it goes bad—just like your dreams. Then, we dive deep into a cowboy kink phase no one asked for. Ca...
Send us a text $350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first into Fort Worth’s wine scene. Magnolia Wine Bar, 61 Osteria, Bowie House… yeah, we’re basically sommeliers now, except we pair everything with fries. Oh, and did we mention our AI Christmas album? It’s either a masterpiece or a cry for help—jury’s ...
Send us a text What if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less "saddle up" and more "unhinge completely." We also crack open the cursed tomb of The Guy Game (yes, that sleazy relic) and roast the depravity of the “Girls Gone Wild” era. Spoiler: Some ‘90s nostalgia should stay buried. Then it’s off to Texas, w...
Send us a text This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls? Yeah, we went there. Virtual reality isn’t much better—what’s supposed to be the future of tech feels more like a cesspool of humanity’s worst impulses. It’...
Send us a text Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining. But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left...
Send us a text What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is rei...
Send us a text Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft y...
Send us a text Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was the awe of past performances by legends like OutKast and Eminem or the fresh excitement of this year's acts, the festival's electrifying atmosphere n...
Send us a textEver tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and candid moments. Starting off with a nostalgic trip back to when radio ruled our lives, we reminisced about the good old days with Disney Radio and Radio Oz. From spontaneous stories about hurricanes and swimming pools to winning games despite ...
Send us a text Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jared's unfiltered storytelling and side-splitting anecdotes about playing catch, state fair adventures, and theme song fiascos promise non-stop laugh...
Send us a text Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video game memories with the Capcom Fighting Classics collection. We also catch up on local happenings, including Daddy Paul of Nexm Creative Media's new business venture, before diving into the eclectic and unique music of the band Bilmuri S...
Send us a text After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the heart-wrenching loss of his mother to a rare disease, and how he's taking proactive steps to understand his own health risks. We also share our excitement about upcoming plans, like attending a wrestling match and ACL, making this a mix o...
Send us a text What happens when a local Fort Worth resident with an aversion to flip-flops joins us for a chat? Meet Jason Keenan, our guest for this episode, as we kick things off with spirited banter about local spots like Faded Art Barbershop and a hilarious mix-up over a restaurant's name. We share laughs over family anecdotes, whiskey preferences, and cultural quirks like the legendary chancla. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as we discuss the World Games and dream up potentia...
Send us a text Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and stories. We poke fun at Sarah's sun-kissed glow, stumble through a hilariously off-track geography lesson, and celebrate our successful event at Panther Island Brewing, where we raised funds for Saving Hope amidst a sea of dog lovers. We ev...
Send us a text Ever wondered about the quirks behind someone's name or the best way to handle a run-in with the police? On this episode of the Funky Panther, we finally sit down with Kevin Tyrone after three long years of trying to coordinate schedules. We kick things off with plenty of laughs, tequila shots, and personal stories that reveal the hilarious and intriguing origins behind Kevin's name. Join us for a trip down memory lane as we relive Javier's unforgettable dance performance and c...
Send us a textJonny of Gusto's Burgers has an incredible story that will leave you inspired and hungry for more. From a social media marketer to a culinary maestro, Jonny's journey is filled with passion, perseverance, and the unbeatable taste of classic, nostalgic burgers. Broadcasting from the bustling Magnolia neighborhood in Fort Worth, Texas, he recounts how a rundown burger bodega ignited a dream at age 25 and how a pandemic pivot turned that dream into reality. Join us as Jonny shares ...
Send us a textEver wondered how a viral high school graduation speech can kickstart a career in content creation? Join us as we sit down with TikTok star and Instagram sensation, Peter Bui, who shares his extraordinary journey from Arlington, Texas, to social media stardom. Hear firsthand about Peter's family business in Fort Worth, his upbringing, and the pivotal moments that defined his path. We open up about the early days of our podcasting adventures and the trials and triumphs that came ...
Send us a text As the curtain rises once again for the enigmatic maestro Dustin Massey, we're reminded that every chord tells a story. Our latest jam session is studded with laughter, candid anecdotes, and the melodic journey of a man who's heart beats in sync with his guitar strings. From the hazy memories post-COVID to the thrill of sharing stages with music stalwarts like Wade Bowen, Koe Wetzel, and the Quaker City Nighthawks, Dustin's third visit is a symphony of tales that resonate with ...
Send us a textCrack open a stout and get ready for a wild ride through Fort Worth, because we're bringing the heat with an episode that's as flavorful as it is insightful. We recount a photo development saga that's too funny to miss—nudity, vinegar strokes, and all. But that's just the appetizer. Our special guests, Michael Ferrari Le and Dannie Riel, join us at the table, sharing their tales from the nightlife to the limelight, dishing on everything from tech troubles to the thrill of local ...
Send us a text Strap in as the enigmatic Doc Roc of The Troumatics and hand surgeon extraordinaire takes you on a tour through the electric avenues of rock melodies and the meticulous lanes of medical practice. From the early days of music where 'Peel and Eat Shrimp' was more than just a dinner option, to the adrenaline-fueled moments in the ER, we cover the spectrum of one man's incredible journey. It's not every day you get to meet someone who knows how to wield a scalpel and a guitar pick ...
Send us a text Ever wondered how a tumble from the world of real estate into the verdant fields of the hemp industry pans out? Well, saddle up, Funky Panthers, because Colt Power of Power Biopharms joins us for a riveting gallop through his journey from injury management with CBD to cultivating a blossoming business that's ready to adapt with Texas laws. We're cracking open the vault on CBD's medicinal marvels, the changing tides of cannabinoid products, and how a personal pivot can seed a gr...
Send us a text Remember the first time you heard about Hollywood's dark underbelly, and it felt like a splash of cold water on your dreams? Well, buckle up, because this episode of The Funky Panther doesn't just splash; it dunks you right into the deep end. We tear the curtain back on the harrowing truths revealed in "Quiet on the Set" and the scandals around P Diddy . With a mix of raw honesty and that irreverent humor you've come to love, we navigate the murky waters of fame, fortune, and t...
Send us a text Lou CharLe$, returns for his third visit to our show. Tune in for unfiltered conversations on the Fort Worth music scene's post-pandemic landscape, where local talents face new challenges and opportunities. Lou shares his creative journey, touching on burnout and the rebirth of inspiration. And if you're curious about the sizzle behind the scenes of OnlyFans, we don't hold back on discussing how Rachel Dolezal and Brianna Coppage has had interesting career shifts t...
Send us a text As the laughter from Visit Fort Worth's last annual meeting still echoes in my ears, we sit back and recount the tales that have given our city its rhythm. Lou Charles, the heartbeat of the Fort Worth music scene, gets a special nod alongside a our potential golf cart race shenanigans. We revel in the diversity of our local music backdrop, from squeeze box serenades, painting a picture of a night that encapsulates the vibrant spirit of Fort Worth. From there, our conversation ...
Send us a text When Gabby finally joined us in the studio, we knew we were in for a treat—a kaleidoscope of sound and story awaited us. From tales of pre-labor feasts to the serendipity of music-filled church events, our conversation meandered through the rich tapestry of life as artists and lovers of music. Gabby, a singer-songwriter and mother, brought her vibrant narrative to the table, sharing her experiences from the Dallas and Fort Worth music scenes. Our chat echoed with laughter and ...
Send us a text Have you ever bet on the progression of AI technology while reminiscing about hip-hop's golden days? Well, we did just that in our latest episode of with special guest the R.A.P. Podcast, straight outta Fort Worth, Texas. Javi, Tim, and Chad get into a hearty laugh riot, pondering the bizarre yet amazing future where AI could spit out podcast episodes faster than Eminem drops rhymes. We wax nostalgic over the tunes that defined our adolescence, from 50 Cent's bulletproof beats ...
Send us a text Hey Funky Panther family! Buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions as we kick it off with a dose of nostalgia, reliving the glory days through the lens of classic DFW commercials – you know, those jingles that stick with you like gum on a hot sidewalk. We cruise through the Super Bowl's unforgettable moments and keep the energy high with a heated debate that tackles the double standards in sports media. No stone is left unturned, from Patrick Mahomes' voice comparisons to the ...
Send us a text Hey there, The Funky Panther family! Ever found yourself reminiscing about those childhood cereals that seemed better suited for your grandparents' pantry? Well, tune in to this episode as we wax nostalgic on how our palates have matured, giving a standing ovation to foods like Brussels sprouts and oatmeal, and musing over the changing tastes of time-honored breakfast champions. Fort Worth isn't just our stomping ground; it's a vibrant scene brimming with stories, and we're he...
Send us a text Ever been struck by a wave of nostalgia for the days of VHS tapes and CD players? Well, that's exactly where we kick off this episode, with a burst of laughter over mustache ride jokes before diving into the more profound moments of confronting online trolls with our special guests Jesus and Lance in the Panther Den. We flip the script on hate with humor and kindness, and even share the worst pieces of 'conventional wisdom' we've ever received, leaving you amused and, perhaps, ...
Send us a text Ever wondered what happens when a group of irreverent podcasters celebrates their four-year anniversary? Well, wonder no more, because that's exactly what we're bringing to your ears. Get ready to embark on a rollicking journey with us, your Funky Panther hosts Chad, Javier, and Tim, and our hilarious guest Zeus, as we stroll down memory lane with stories bound to make you laugh out loud. We've got all the bases covered, from the hotdog-sandwich debate to quirky personal prefer...
Send us a textEver found yourself sifting through your old social media posts and wondering why you shared what you ate for breakfast back in 2010? Well, Chad, Javier, and Tim here, from The Funky Panther, going off-script to grapple with the digital ghosts of our past and the cringe-worthy urge to hit delete. In Episode 161, as we celebrate our four-year run, we're not only revealing our own internet faux pas but also dissecting the latest oddities populating our feeds. From the cat William ...
Send us a textAs the confetti settles on another whirlwind year, my pals Javier, Tim, and I cozy up to the mic for a heartfelt and humorous farewell to the days gone by. Revel in our rollercoaster of reminiscences, where we bare our financial foibles and life's unpredictable swings from sorrow to sheer bliss. We'll tickle your funny bone with a sartorial nod to "Four Brothers" and dish out props to Amplify 1.7 for sparking a creative flame in our local art scene. It's not just goodbye to the ...
Send us a textEver found yourself marooned on shore after a snorkel boat mishap? We didn't think so, but we've got the scoop on that and more as Jourdyne and Kait from Forever Reckless join us on The Funky Panther. Our latest episode is bursting at the seams with everything from the holiday viewing debate to Christmas memories that stick. We reminisce about the Christmas gifts that shaped our childhoods, argue over whether "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie, and spar over which holiday classics ...
Send us a text Ever find yourself pondering the appeal of cults or how to squeeze into stadium seats without damaging your dignity? Well, we've got you covered on this episode of The Funky Panther! We start off with a tasty discussion on tamales, and our exploration into this culinary delight is as greasy and delicious as it sounds. We even go so far as to rank tamales from various local restaurants, delving into the nitty-gritty details of their greasiness, seasoning, and even the best toppi...
Send us a text Ever wondered what happens when a billionaire walks away from a billion-dollar franchise? Mark Cuban did just that by selling the Dallas Mavericks, and we've got the scoop on the aftermath! From the potential impact on the team to the future of the franchise, we unravel the implications of this eye-popping event. But it's not all about business and sports. The conversation takes a thrilling turn to flying Ubers, the excitement of the upcoming World Cup, and yes, wrestlin...
Send us a text Ever wondered what it would be like to eavesdrop on a conversation between friends talking about their favorite food combinations, or their preferred fictional characters? Well, here's your chance! Join us for a lively chat with the cool crew of TFTI, a popular podcast based in Fort Worth, Texas. We spill the tea on their journey, starting from their early podcasting days, and delve into their evolution over the years, all wrapped up in a warm envelope of humor and banter. It'...
Send us a text Prepare to journey into the heart of Texas, with your favorite cult leaders, Chad, Javier, and Tim, as we dissect the peculiar Cult of The Funke Panther. Ever wondered what's involved in joining a cult, and how it's legally binding? Ready to celebrate the Texas Rangers' World Series win and the hunt for that elusive World Series Champ merchandise? Buckle in, because we're going to tackle all this and more! By the way, have you ever thought about how lyrics from songs that shap...
Send us a text Hey there, funky folks! Did you know that the world of AI technology is so advanced it can create music, and our favorite person, Jaeboy, has been exploring the possibilities? In this gripping episode, we tantalize your tech taste buds as Jaeboy takes us on a deep dive into AI's potential to not only create music but also to replicate sonics and even create prints for various items. From producing digital prints for selling on Etsy to replicating celebrity voice quotes, Jaeboy'...
Send us a text What makes a good camping trip? Is it the location, the company, or maybe even the food? Join us as we unpack our camping adventures and quirky food habits. From state parks excursions to the great pineapple on pizza debate, we've got it all covered to tickle your adventure and foodie spirit! And for our music lovers, remember emo music we adored in high school? Revive those memories as we groove with Vanya, exploring Anciera’s latest beats and reminiscing about a Lincoln Park ...
Send us a text Get ready to pull up a stool and toast to the fascinating world of craft beers with us. We're taking you on a flavorful journey, sharing our all-time favorite beers and our current local favorites. Our co-hosts, spill their love for beers like Death by Coconut Oscar Blues and a unique Russian Cinnamon Churro Baltic Stout from a Two-Star Michelin Restaurant Brewery. The passion they exude is as intoxicating as the brews they describe, making for a flavorful conversation about th...
Send us a text Pull up a barstool and share a laugh with us as we crack open a cold La Raza Mexican Lager from Funky Picnic Brewery and dive into a world of craft beer and brewing with our special guest, Sam. Known for her infectious energy and innovative brewing concepts, Sam is one of the driving force behind Funky Picnic Brewery. We journey with her from the early conception of the brewery, the naming challenges they faced, to introducing us to their new brewer on the block. We then...
Send us a text Ever wondered how a bunch of guys transformed a living room hangout to a distinguished podcast? Wish you could figure out the bizarre world of finances and housing prices? Buckle up! We're taking you on a wild ride down memory lane, from our humble beginnings to a crazy debate on whether we're in a financial bubble. Get ready for some good old bartering talk, as we spill the beans on swapping chickens for cows and using music videos as currency. We also get real about th...
Send us a text As your favorite quirky podcast hosts, we've got an episode so packed with hilarious stories and offbeat conversations, you'll be counting down the minutes to hit play. Picture this: a stripper, a missing ring, and a very cool microphone. That's just a taste of our conversation with Lance, our fellow podcast enthusiast from the Ball Bag Podcast and Emo Otaku Podcast. This zany tale sets the stage for our chat with Lance where no topic is off-limits, from the rigors of podcastin...
Send us a text Ready for a journey into the unexpected? Hitch a ride with us as we explore the enigma that is the cult of the Funky Panther, right in the heart of Fort Worth, Texas. From the secrets of our enigmatic friend Chad to the best spots to savor emo tacos - we've got it all. We also venture into the captivating universes of Skyrim and Starfield, where fantasy and space pirate dreams come alive. Buckle up as we stir the pot, diving into a riveting discussion about the latest vi...
Send us a text Ever flashed back to your high school days and thought - 'I was so sure of myself!'? Well, so have we! Buckle up as we reminisce about youth, adolescence, and how a pre-9/11 world looked to our high-school-self. We'll entertain you with tales of our bold exploits, our favorite Green Day tracks, and even a conspiracy theory or two! Just when you thought we couldn't get any more eclectic, we invite Jarrod to share his captivating theories on the mysterious disappearance of...
Send us a text In this episode, Javier, Chad, and Tim welcome their friend Juan from Osos Golosos Podcast to the new studio space. They have a great time hanging out with Juan and talking about all things life, music, and podcasting. Jarrod from Tales from the Fort Podcast also hangs out in the studio and occasionally chimes in. CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408 Fort Worth Magazine Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show Links The Fun...
Send us a text The Funky Panther crew reflects on their time in their first studio, which they're moving out of after 145 episodes. They discuss the viral apology from Tiffany Gomas, and Tim's theory that she actually saw something on that plane and is being forced to keep quiet about it. Javier finds some mystery tapes in a gold box and we make him watch them. And we answer the burning question: what if you found a clone-a-willy in a box under your parents bed? CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLI...
Send us a text Episode 144: Theresa Davis and Amplify 817 Join us for a special episode of Funky Panther as we sit down with Theresa Davis,PR extraordinaire of Amplify 817 and the Fort Worth Library. We'll get to know Theresa, learn about Amplify 817's mission to support and amplify Fort Worth's music scene, and talk about the upcoming Amplify 817 showcase happening at Will Rodgers Theater on August 18, 2023. This showcase will feature some amazing Fort Worth musicians who have been featured ...
Send us a text Episode 143: KY Woods In this episode of The Funky Panther podcast, Chad, Javier, and Tim are joined in the studio by musician KY Woods. KY recently dropped a new EP called KYRAN, and the guys talk about his influences, where he came from, and how he got to where he is now. They also discuss the importance of originality in music, and how to stay true to yourself as an artist. In the First 30 on the live stream, Javier reveals that he is a garbage disposal. He eats everything...
Send us a text Join Chad, Tim, and Javier in this hilarious and eye-opening episode of Funky Panther as they delve into the world of outrageous and questionable purchases people make. From bizarre gadgets to quirky collectibles, the guys share stories of their own questionable buys, revealing the funniest and most cringe-worthy items they've acquired over the years. But that's not all! The gang is in for a surprise when they welcome a very special guest and longtime listener, Big Mike, to t...
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