The Lowerarchy

The Competition is now closed.Ho Ho Ho! Welcome to The Lowerarchy Christmas Special! There’s nothing actually special about it, though. More of a Christmas Average, really. But we still hope you enjoy it. There are no spoilers in this episode for any film or TV show released in the last ten years. There are massive spoilers for older stuff, though. Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST (pinterest.co.uk/thelowerarchy) as they look much better on there for some reason.Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

Spoiler Alert for a 2017 film! Don't read any further if you don't want a spoiler for this episode (like you care). The name of the film will be after the Insta and Pinterest bit. The actual audio of this episode will soon replace one of those titled "The Lowerarchy will return..." but we thought for now it would be easier to just upload it normally. Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. ....................Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 2 minutes of whatever this is. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 2 minutes of harmonica music. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 2 minutes of Sunday matinee music. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 1 1/2 minutes of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy almost 3 minutes of Spanish guitar. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 2 minutes of banjo music. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The Lowerarchy is still on hiatus. Please enjoy 2 minutes of what is probably an accordion. Every episode titled "This isn't a real episode...yet " will be replaced with a proper episode soon. We’ll let you know when. 

The final episode of season one, and what a triumph it is (it's not)! Season two will be released in bulk in 2021 - it'll be like buying a bag of lighters from a market and finding out that none of them work.Spoiler Alert for a 2017 film! The name of the film can be found after the Instagram and Pinterest bit below, hidden away just in case you didn't want a spoiler for this episode (yeah right).Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. .........................Star Wars: The Last Jedi 

You know like when one film in a trilogy is like not as good as the other two? Well that's the theme of this week's episode.  Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

The sister episode of #03 Miscast Actors. Please leave your allegiances at the door. Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

Spoiler alert for a 2019 Netflix production. Scroll down for the title.We’ve deliberately made this episode an absolute mess to match the on-screen antics of our nominees. Definitely deliberate. It’s only a short one, though, so you won’t have to endure it for too long. Back to our standard slick professionalism in the next episode. Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. ...................The Witcher

No, neither of us have been nominated - our places are already secure. The same goes for Jar Jar Binks. We’ve tried to be a bit creative with our selections, though admittedly some are pretty obvious. We hope they annoy you, too. In a good way. Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

This week’s episode is a lament to great TV shows that lived long enough to see themselves become garbage. Apologies if it makes you cry. Two recent shows are discussed, but neither are spoiled. Promise.Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

A special interactive episode for you this week! When you hear a piece of disgustingly happy music before the final nomination, please follow THIS LINK (or http://tiny.cc/gzinnz), watch the 2 minute YouTube video, and then return for the remainder of the episode. Or just watch the video later if you're out and about or washing up or something. It doesn't really matter.Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

They're only opinions. That's all. Just last-minute, got-to-come-up-with-something opinions. FYI, we give away the name of the murderer in Agatha Christie's Death in the Clouds (published 1935).Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

When we say 'Comebacks', we mean absolutely anyfink.Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

"The book was better." There are so many films and TV shows you could say that about. We bet you can think of loads of great examples. So could we… after we recorded this.Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered. 

A particularly low-budget effort this week. You're welcome.Follow us on INSTAGRAM (@thelowerarchy) for episode illustrations, or check them out on PINTEREST as they look much better on there for some reason. Browse and decide not to buy Lowerarchy T-shirts and stickers HERE, and junk merch HERE. All profits will be squandered.