Clubs To Cribs: A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood

Does your kid have an Instagram? Do you run an Instagram for your kid? Why do you do it? Are you starting your child an Instagram so that they have the clout that you did not? Are you starting your child a Instagram so that they can make money? Who is supposed to make the money in your family... you, or your child? This is my opinion of Instagram, and children's Instagram!Instagram: @ashheilseTwitter: @clubstocribswww.clubstocribs.comclubstocribs@gmail.com

Life may not always be nice but life is always attainable. This episode taps into all of my mental disorders that I face and have dealt with my entire life.I have spent some time researching these things that I have faced to help me understand why I am the way that I am and why I do the things that I do. I hope that my experience can help others sort through some of the trials that they face. I also talk about relationships with people who have friends, family members, or children and how to maybe make life a little easier or not seem so impossible sometimes. Mental health is extremely important to me and I want to talk about uncomfortable times that I have faced that people might be able to relate to and realize that they are not alone. Please enjoy! www.clubstocribs.comInstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribsclubstocribs@gmail.com

These 7 things have drastically changed my life and honestly have made me a better mom and less of a degenerate. They will make most people laugh at how lame and simple they are but hopefully there are some of you out there that might be able to get something positive out of this and might be able better your life in anyway.  Instagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribsclubstocribs@gmail.comwww.clubstocribs.com

You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it.  Instagram- @ashheliseTwitter- @clubstocribswww.clubstocribs.com

MOM Shaming- JUST STOP DOING IT EVER!!!!! Motherhood is hard enough1 Lets not make it harder for each other! Every single circumstance of parenthood is so specific and so different that no one has any right to say anything about how someone parents or how someone gets this thankless, exhausting job done. Please enjoy my opinion on how we should treat other parents and how we should thank the mothers around whether they are in our life or not. Please enjoy!!! Please visit the instagram @thebadbroadcast for the inspiration for this episode and also just for general comedic relief in life! She is the greatest ever!!! So funny!!! Instagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribsclubstocribs@gmail.comwww.clubstocribs.com 

She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy!  PARENTS OR ANYONE WHO IS MARRIED!!!!- Please visit my website and scroll to the bottom and send in your WTF moments  that you have had while either being a parent or being married! They can be completely anonymous if you prefer them to be but please just specify in your email that you want them to be that way! The juicier the better!! This is somewhat selfish of me because the ones I have been sent are pure entertainment for myself!! www.clubstocribs.comclubstocribs@gmail.cominstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribs   

PARENTS! I am looking for WTF moments that you have had as parents! Please go to my website and submit the forum at the bottom of the page with your moments that you have had while doing this parenting thing that has had you think either, "Why the F am I a parent?" "What the F is my kid doing that?" "Where did my kid learn that?" or anything funny or terrifying that you have experienced while raising these little heathens/angels(when they sleep)  Please share with your other fellow parent friends to reach out with their stories as well. I will also let you know if yours if chosen to be read over my episode so you know you will be featured1 -Please include whether or not that you want your name and where you are from involved when I  read it over my podcast. www.clubstocribs.comclubstocribs@gmail.comInstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribs  Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be! 

We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening! Please reach out and tell me your thoughts! www.clubstocribs.comwww.clubs-to-cribs-a-degenerates-guide-to-parenthood.simplecast.comclubstocribs@gmaill.cominstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribs

I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do!  PLEASE reach out to me if you are currently facing self esteem issues, self worth issues or just feel stuck. I have been stuck a lot of my life but have gotten myself unstuck many times.  I would LOVE to help you!!! www.clubstocribs.cominstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribsclubstocribs@gmail.comThank you for listening!!!!! 

I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them!  clubstocribs@gmail.comwww.clubstocribs.comInstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribs

Reach out if you know where to get masks or if you know a crafty bitch that makes them! Also just reach out if you need to talk to someone other than your signifingant other, your kids, the wall, or yourself in the mirror because I will gladly gladly respond and enjoy hearing from you! www.clubstocribs.comclubstocribs@gmail.cominfo@clubstocribs.comInstagram: @ashheliseTwitter: @clubstocribs

There are very certain things that happen in life that you only understand as a parent. I would love to have you reach out and give me additions to the list I have come up with. www.clubstocribs.comclubstocribs@gmail.com @ashhelise

Stay in touch! Just don't send me hate mail. I wont respond. Clubstocribs@gmail.comhttps://www.clubstocribs.comInstagram @ashheilse

Feel free to reach out and tell me your marriage issues and solutions to problems! clubstocribs@gmail.comhttps://www.clubstocribs.comInstagram: @ashhelise

Thank you for listening! Please feel free to reach out to me about any questions that you have or just stay in contact with me so we can be friends. Dont send me hate mail though. I wont read it. Clubstocribs@gmail.com Clubstocribs.com @ashhelise on instagram