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The cast has gone home and the crew's in control, welcome to Crews Control! The only podcast that dives deep behind the camera at the totally real and not in the least bit fictional J.A.M.P. Productions to showcase the amazing world behind the scenes. At least that's what hosts Props Master Grant Lincoln (Ari Goldberg), Wardrobe Head Leopold Bordeaux (Pete Broderick), and Stunt Coordinator Dorsch (Jason Guss) tell people. If they happen to get rich and famous along the way that works for them just as well. So grab your clipboard and put on your headset, this is Crews Control.
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The cast has gone home and the crews in control, welcome to the pilot episode of Crews Control! Grab a clipboard and put on your headset as you join J.A.M.P. Productions crew, Grant Lincoln, Leopold Bordeaux, Janet Tongas, and Dorsch on their mission to become rich and famous. Shortly after declaring they were the only ones who hadn't left for the day, everyone's favorite starlet Mary-Lynn Thepostman proves the crew wrong and drops in on the recording session to talk triplets, tits, and the US Post Office. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro
The Crew is back for another episode after a long day on set. Grant and the gang reveal what they've sacrificed for the podcast. Later on, and don't let his creditors know, Location Coordinator and Security Detail Specialist Paul Anspring (Mark O'Connell) stops by to talk bedbugs, the art of hot dog sucking, and everyone's least favorite hive, The Pestborough Baptist Church. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro
Well, that certainly didn't take very long. Janet Tongas has quit her position as Production Assistant at J.A.M.P Productions. The answer to why lies within this very episode. We honor her departure by not having a guest this week. Leo had Hollywood big shot Jason Momoa lined up but Grant refused on account of not wanting to be seen in such a vulnerable state. In lieu of Mr. Momoa, the guys chat about Leo's beef with Hugh Laurey, Grant's magnum opus, and the dunk contest they had vs. Shaquille "The One Who Walks Between Worlds" O'neal. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro
Leo and Dorsch finally return from their impromptu trip to New Mexico to find that Grant has made some changes to the break room. After some finger lickin' stories from their Midwest adventure, the crew welcomes famed composer Hank Melon (Andy Bridges) into the "control room". We finally tackle important issues like Oklahoma BBQ vs. Ukrainian BBQ, the flavor profile of a basketball, and we uncover the startling truth behind how John Cena got so jacked. Also, please excuse Grant for speaking into the wrong end of the microphone for the first 15 minutes. He really is doing the best he can.Questions or comments? You can now reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comCover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
Self described Comedy Fluffer Lev Stevenson (George LaBour), barges into the "crews nest" this week. He tells us about his time as the the fourth stooge, his pivotal role in the oddly prophetic film "Kennedy In Dallas, Don't Lose Your Head", and does his best to make us laugh with his seemingly endless stream of book puns. We are also given quite the scoop on famous funnyman Mike Myers. As Mr. Stevenson himself says, "You can't help but laugh." Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
Grant Lincoln, great great great great grandson of Abe Lincoln, finally shares some of his family secrets with the Crew. From Gettysburg to big tennis, your questions WILL get answered. Later on the director of The Translator, Lesley Knight (Ann Bybee-Finley) enters the Crews Nest. Lesley, being the only Hollywood director with a degree in quantum physics, chats with the Crew about her crazy directorial talent of making the concept of time travel immensely uninteresting. They also discus the vermin problem on set, and later wax poetic about "crazy future man Gary Busey". Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
Whats this? A mysterious sticky note left on Grant's "parking spot"? Actual plot? Listen to find out! Jason Child (Matt Griffin) drops by this week to talk about his time as Script Supervisor on the new happy go lucky film about a murderous middle-schooler, "Tyler's Secret" The Crew talks Bond, Etymology, Jeff Bezos' time as Leo's penis handler, and those blue signs with the turtle on them all over parking lots. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comCover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
The Crew gets a game changing letter from owner and CEO of J.A.M.P. Productions Cristoff, Leo announces his new hobby and potential lineage, Grant shares he has the hots for a particular Pence woman (no not Mother), and Dorsch reminds us how he got his job. Our guest this week was going to be Keith Richards but he thought Grant was just asking for an autograph. In his stead we got the best key grip in the business, Stephen Staarrre (Hank Nooney). Let's just say Mr. Staarrre grips much more than just keys. He also shares the secret to the art of visualization and gives quite the scoop on the mangiest little dog in Hollywood, Timothée Chalamet. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
Grant offers to take Christoff out for lunch on Leo's dime, Leo unveils "gas station sheik", and Dorsch tests Grant's blind acceptance of everything by feeding him garbage. Later on, famed Actor/Janitor/Spy/Baseball Player Bill Lee (Ryan Snodgrass) drops by to talk shop. To be honest though, the Crew really just uses him to clean the Nest. Other topics include Spirit Airline's dogfights, lawyers with long range weapons, and surprising gas station amenities. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
The Crew reads this week's letter from Christoff aloud. You won't believe what he has to say! Everyone has something to get off their chest. 24 minutes later, Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) climbs into the nest to answer questions ranging from small to, you guessed it, BIG! We also reminisce over the very first episode we never released and its legendary guest. This episode is sponsored by Sauce Towel. "Kazaam, Sauce Is Gone" Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
Leo follows up on last week's vague apology while introducing his own personal MCU level nemesis, Grant offers up what may be too many puppy dog eyes, and Dorsch tries his hand at the intro and outro. Later, we chat with Caterer Casey McCarthy (Sam Goldberg) about his work on Judd Apatow's magnum opus "Beneath The Cabinet". Casey tells us about his time growing up in Africa, being saved by a group of lawyers that definitely do not qualify as a cult, and the thankless job of feeding lettuce to Emma Stone. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro
We know you were all excited for Dame Judi Dench this week but a company-wide evacuation notice due to one of Leo's Instagram posts means that there is no guest this week! So, the Crew takes a break from talking about work and instead turns their attention to Leo's continuing rivalry with the Mandarin. Also, Grant breaks an NDA when he lets Dorsch and Leo in on what he has been up to in his spare time. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Oh My God! Grant attempts to retake control of the introductions but experiences what can only be described as a short circuit. Dorsch and Leo continue to conspire against Grant by seeing just how far they can push his ability to segue. Later on Actor Social Order Supervisor Oswald "Ozzy" Packinack (Ben Cohen) climbs into the Crews Nest to talk about his role on the set of Oh My God!. Someone has to keep actors in their societal and hierarchical place and apparently that's the job description! We also talk about the documentary series Men In Black, and the dark side of SAG. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Dorsch talks about his profitable new trampoline based charity, Grant brags about hand props, Leo takes a walk in a poor person's shoes, and Christoff teases a big company announcement. Joining the Crew in the nest this week is world renowned dialect coach Kelly Vorelli (Marielle O'Malley). Kelly takes the Crew on an alcoholic accent adventure and then runs some roleplay sessions showing off just what she is capable of. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Big changes are announced! You'll never believe what happened at JAMP! Leo vindicates Grant, Dorsch's soul gets saved, and Grant mixes up the meaning of the word ass in a pretty big way. Later on Hymnal Director of the lottery-scheme Christian film Heaven's Hope, Veronica Grant (Bianca Carrasco) stops by to talk religion. She didn't want this to get out but let's just say, Veronica has ties to all sorts of religions. She also sings a biblical classic and boy does it slap.Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Grant shows off what he has learned from taking popularity classes, Dorsch is such a Zoe, and Leo recalls just how he ended up in a coma and let's just say it involves a carnival caravan. Later, Miranda Kosgrove with a K (Sam Carty) gets blown into the nest where she talks about her role as Hair and Makeup Stylist on the serialized film I.T. Girls. Please excuse Grant's stuffy nose, he is sorry. *sniff* Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
If you were ever curious about what would happen if Grant managed the company budget then this is the episode for you! This episode is also for you if you are a fan of Leo's line of unwearable shoes, the origin and meaning of Dorsch's name, Hooters' salad bars, and father-son underwear. Later on, but not much later, the Nest gets an early visit from none other than Arizona's self titled "sexterminator" Harry Russel (Bill Fryer). Harry hired J.A.M.P. to run a very avant garde ad campaign for his exterminator business, and trust us when we say these ads make perfect sense. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Grant gets sticky feet and discovers a new allergy, Leo shows off his love for Grant in his own special way and signs off on a gorilla, and Dorsch wants his job back. Then, Development Executive for a major network Gil Kingsling (Ryan Gaul) stops by the Crew's Nest to sift some clams, and by that we mean listen to pitches for the network. We're pretty sure he ended up at J.A.M.P. by mistake but hey, we'll take it! Not wanting to miss out on the chance for fame, the crew masterfully throws together the pitch of the century. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
Grant prepares for a journey of self discovery, Dorsch sets his eyes on an AILF, and Leo experiences a kind of fatherhood. A little later we have quite the guest in the Nest this week! Krypto the Super Dog and his pal Ace the Bat-Hound take a break from fighting dog based evil to talk about their new fil... What's that? Different Krypto? And it's Grant's fault? Yeah, that checks out. Somehow we end up talking to Krypto Wesley (Jonas Olson) the currency expert for the new docudrama "Bitcoin Of Truth" this week. Krypto the regular human gives the Crew a lesson on the crazy world of cryptocurrency using hands on exercises like "make your own coins", and "send it to Boris".Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
It's our twentieth episode!!! We didn't do anything special for it. Grant tears the syfy channel a new one, Leo gets up close and personal with Idris Elba's crotch, and Dorsch learns that there is more to the Star Wars universe than that one animated show on Disney XD. Later on, Hollywood's best aspiring agent Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan) stops by. Tony has nothing to do with Martian Conquest or anything we at JAMP are working on. Grant invited him to guest on the show after meeting him in a filthy Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.comWe're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)
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