Long Live King Bitch

This is what happened at the King Bitch Thanksgiving. Listen at your own despair.

King Bitch gives medical advice, gives out eight dollars, hopes nothing bad will happen, and gets their first period. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Nako Narter, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch demands an apology, compares boys and girls, chase after a tinder love, and record narration. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Nako Narter, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch has a Kafka-esque experience, becomes a total loser freak, reveals old wounds at the grocery store, and sees a UFS.

King Bitch enjoys live comedy, goes to a sleepover, has a dream date, and checks out the weather.

King Bitch goes to AP Lit, visits Grandpa’s old stomping grounds, makes some prank calls, and has very slick hands. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Nako Narter, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

Season 2 of Long Live King Bitch is going to start coming out NEXT WEEK, so here are some sketches from season 1 that we really like! We like all of them, but here are some of them.

Here's our theme song.

Happy Halloween from Long Live King Bitch. Join Theresa and NIcole, hosts of the acclaimed “Theresa and Nicole: Murder Podcast” as they record live from the infamous Kappa Gamma Ghost sorority house and record a rare interview with the house’s only survivor. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Edited by: Zoe Sansanowicz Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

In the season finale, King Bitch gives out a million dollars, save a clown museum, and goes to senior prom. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch is late, went to Terry’s BBQ, wonders if this has ever happened to you, reads cake boss synopses, interrupts the podcast, and gets the meat sweats. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch eats ham, joke with the boys, and go under cover. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch drives around the office, discovers farting, and sings Prefab Sprout. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch calls the operator, quotes great cinema, and serenades us with the recorder. Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

King Bitch shops at Old Navy, hears stories from This American Life, gives little kisses, and listens to Peter Gabriel. Written and Performed By: Jake Hess, Zoe Limbrick, Kevin McCarthy, Yesenia Rego, Zoe Sansanowicz, Nat Torres, Emily Walborn, Callie Webb, Jordan Wold Logo Art By: Maddy Wiryo

Coming every Wednesday until the season is over, here’s a sneak peek at Long Live King Bitch, a brand new sketch comedy series! Written and Performed By: Zoe Limbrick Kevin McCarthy Yesenia Rego Zoe Sansanowicz Nat Torres Emily Walborn Callie Webb Jordan Wold