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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop.  From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica.  Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LIKED THIS EPISODE? THEN YOU'LL LOVE: Blake "Is Tall" LivelyDrake: "Too Many Diss Tracks"Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on. More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts...  His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexually inexperienced man will play to 'set the mood'. So do the charges match the crime? And is it illegal to make too many confusing diss tracks? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement)  This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a real courtroom... but we have focused on the type of crimes the Cancelled courtroom is equiped for.   These crimes include, stupid lyrics, passing rags off as expensive clothing garments, and storming the stage of multiple award show.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Want to hear more about the Kanye x Adidas controversy? Here's a really great podcast on it. WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is. While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, which might be a crime.  Her other crimes include, complaining about money while buying a mansion, standing next to some controversial figures and lying about her previous jobs.  But do the sentences match the charges?WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? Click here  LIKED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THESE: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" JohnsonEmma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" StoneBradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper WANT TO LEAVE US A MESSAGE? Send us a voice message here or you can email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that res Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble.Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever.You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time.And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years.So what were our first reactions to our new babies? And maybe more importantly... what were their first impressions of us? Want more The Baby Bubble click here!  THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia Listen to more episodes of The Baby Bubble here To go in the running to win a $50 gift voucher complete the survey here CREDITS Hosts: Clare Stephens & Jessie StephensProducer: Taylah StranoAudio Producer: Thom Lyon Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.  Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity...  But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). That's right, this episode is petty but that's what the Cancelled courtroom is all about.  But, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? Click here LIKED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THESE: The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears PradaThe “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” NotebookKing “Will Always Be Prince” Charles SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Scott Stronach Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that resSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTIONClaire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time. This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Philippines, had an affair (allegedly) and starred in the racist propaganda show that is Homeland and assign charges and sentences.  But do the charges fit the crime?  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion & Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt.  This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusation of creating a hostile work environment.  And we assign charges and sentences to the flautist turned pop star. FYI - flautist is a professional flute player (thanks Google). Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.   And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!You can share your lazy gewl story here. END BITS: USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" BloomJustin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" BieberSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly).  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2.  From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to.  LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” HeavenTaylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)Demi “Always Be Fighting” LovatoSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” GomezMiley "That Open Letter" Cyrus WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ.  From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale.  So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions).  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED: Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" RifeBen "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" AffleckDakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.  From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" GreyBradley "You've Never Even Met Him" CooperRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro.  Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga.  From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact).  And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" StoneSex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” CityJim "You Never Go Full Method" CarreyLeonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprioAnne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” HathawayJennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” LawrenceDid Bradley Cooper Really Just Destroy His Oscar Chances? WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?  From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, more of your lazy gewl stories! LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” NotebookJennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” LawrenceTaylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy.  From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed.  But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one)  LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys WinWANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chance to win with our lazy gewl giveaways! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" KardashianTwilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" SagaRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” PattinsonKristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" StewartLara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeamish might want to give this one a miss.  WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Pregnancy: “Can We Talk About The Yuck?" SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS:Blake "Is Tall" Lively SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence.  Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where the bloody hell are you' woman, and decide if a car can be blamed for dangerous driving.  Plus more of your lazy gewl stories! Loved this episode? Listen to these: Michael "One Night In Noosa" ClarkeKarl "Secrets Over Speakerphone" StefanovicKyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him.  This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises! Do you think the sentences fit the (alleged) crimes, and when will you see the evidence? This episode first went live in December 2022. Loved this episode listen to these:  Bridget "WTF Is This" Jones's DiaryLove “You Don’t Even Speak The Same Language” Actually THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.