Gagmen RPG Podcast

The story revolves around a donkey being escorted by the players, but there are many unusual situations that happen along the way.  But basically, the Gagmen are back and have a plethora of ass jokes that we throw around.  Hope you enjoy.

Dinosaurs vs Unicorns or is it an adventure in a fishbowl? Why not both? We run into Zimzar again, and this time he is responsible for stealing a crown and hiding in his castle. To catch him though your players may need to hold their breath.

We have been away for a while and Dave didn't even make it to this one. But we are back just the same. In this episode, Mike comes up with an adventure about elves disguised as sheep that try to infiltrate a Dwarven stronghold. So expect a lot of sheep jokes.

What starts off as a simple job of kulling a few bees turns into an all out battle with the forces of nature. Zomb-bees attacking, dire-woodpeckers attacking, and a giant crazy spider slinging spells at you the whole time. Plus, there is just the craziness of the normal discussion.

The adventuring party comes across a dwarven town set in the trees of a forest and a deadly dungeon filled with pig-monsters. Will there be bad puns made about bushes? Can pigs and frogs mate? Is there really a need for asking these questions? Probably not, but we did it anyway.

A giantess robs a train and unleashes hell. A new adventure to add to the Tex-Mex Fantasy world that the Gagmen have been working on all summer. Lots of laughs, probably too many, and many derailing conversations. The Gagmen have a new sponsor and they are living it up.

On a cloud flying high overhead is a grand mustache mine, only to be dug out by the most efficient of kobold miners. When spiders come pestering the miners they have to call on the party to roll up their newspapers and get to work. Lots of jokes about mustache riding and our good friend Dirty Sanchez. Expect a lot of childish humor, but if you have heard the show before then buckle up and ride the mustache.

Continuing on to Perdition Pass, the party comes upon the Eldritch County Rodeo, with all the dinosaurs we can eat. To sum up: as in the title a casserole goes nuts and attacks the rodeo and the party needs to help defend the town. The Gagmen are expanding their Tex-Mex Fantasy adventure world, so lasso your brains around that. Also, Dave gets grumpy while Michael, James, and Corbett get chatty about Mariachi Music.

The Gagmen, minus Dave, take on the Eldritch Gods to play happy cowboys. A wagon train is heading across the plains only to get attacked by orc natives, but did the orcs do it or are they just to be blamed to distract us from other guilty parties? More importantly, did Shane die or not? These and more never answered properly, but we did the episode anyway.

A town with a serious wolf problem calls in the players to commit wolf-icide. Meanwhile the local cattle ranchers are being bullied by sheep ranchers, you know that old story. All too much innuendo from the Gagmen, for those of you with a weak stomach. Plus you get to find out how much rain forest you have destroyed by listening to the show.

A shipment from an archeological dig crashes into Brattleburg during an art festival. Cave-Dwarves crash the party and everyone has to come to terms with what is good art. The Gagmen get a wild hair and try to cram a Monopoly game into D&D. Will it work out? Spoilers: No.

A traveling zoo comes to town and all the animals escape. Who is Zimzar? Why one of the greatest gnomish hucksters around. And what creatures have escaped? Well, we are still trying to figure that one out, but lets just say it gets messy. Plus, we included an added bit about Superman vs. Batman, like you really haven't heard anyone on the internet talking about it.

The party finds an empty dwarven town that is constantly under attack and a strange sorceress shows up to help. Things get weird, but what is new there.

DM Mike and DM Liz return for part B of the Tomb of Horrors. This time we actually are talking about the Gagmen version of the classic adventure. A power mad duck with the partial powers of a lich has taken over the Tomb and this time it's ridiculous. Expect another wild ride of conversation, as we delve into the Tomb of Howwows.

In a staggeringly foolish attempt at rewriting the classic Tomb of Horrors, the Gagmen recruit Mike and Liz from Save or Die. This episode recounts the ideas behind the classic adventure while taking side trips to some silly and serious subjects. It is all over the place and is a tangled mess of a conversation but it does have its entertaining moments. They also cover the release of Victorious, the Victorian Super Hero RPG and the up coming North Texas RPG Con (Contact dougrhea@ntrpgcon.com for more info)

A metropolitan city run by Goblins hires the party to help clear out their rat problems. Things get a little steam punk and the rats are not as they seem. Meanwhile the Gagmen waste time talking about Hitler, burial, and primate genitalia.

Who are these people that live next door and why is their dog always floating over and peeing on my law? This episode gets a little 'race-y' as the Gagmen attack a storyline of aliens in your neighborhood.

It is a new year and pretty much the same old Gagmen, back to talk about politics, television shows, and wigs. Sure we love wigs. So it is a little short, but what it lacks in length it makes up in personality. The town of Wigport is bothered by a local group of troglodytes and your group is sent in to mop up the mess.

You are marooned on a tropical island full of zombies and the only sure way to avoid being attacked by zombies is to become one. This fantasy Halloween adventure takes place on a cursed island that all the inhabitants have turned into zombies. With no way off the island the party will have to figure out a way to cure zombie-izm, short answer: it's candy. Happy Halloween!

Tis the season, and the Gagmen present a story with Santa, Gangsters, Magic, and Nazi's! Taking fantasy to another level, or dropping it down a few pegs, we explore the world of 1937 San Francisco where magic never left. It is time for some holiday fun so put on your funny hats and open your favorite cookies because this plot is set to derail many, many times.