UMM: The Unifying Medium of Music

We have quite a delight for all you Black Bill Gates' out there! That's right! Two nobodies from the Midwest are going to pretend to know what they are talking about as they discuss the themes and nuances of Beyoncé's massive hit from 2016. In other words, we make Austin Powers references because we're not very worldly. Deets - 13:06Certify Some Shiz - 22:28Roman Numerals - 30:13Trivia - 30:56Sandwich Time - 45:49Song Analysis - 54:10

While it was once thought to be lost, forgotten, or never completed...we present the long-anticipated remainder of Episode 59. This one is mostly song lyric analysis...

We went a tad long, so this one's split in two. Or is it split into two? And the editing? Smooth as...whatever...These hosts have been through thick and thin, and that, as always, becomes more evident with each passing moment of this (and every) episode.

We delayed today's episode drop to build anticipation. No other reason possible.At long-ish last, we are back this week with more cringe-speak and garbled nonsense. Unbeknownst to our ENTIRE production team, the recording halted toward the end, severing you from probably the funniest stuff we've ever said.Luckily, there are 442 episodes left to get it right!

We are SO BACK!The link below will only make sense if you listen to the whole episode, fellow nerds...https://www.amazon.com/s?k=metal+up+your+assshirt&adgrpid=1331511094032417&hvadid=83219722441148&hvbmt=bb&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=49583&hvnetw=o&hvqmt=b&hvtargid=kwd-83220599941196%3Aloc-190&hydadcr=11364_13596534&mcid=06e4d63898d337ccbe68578add8b4d6a&msclkid=6a3d029800c71b37efb96898a1029c8d&tag=mh0b-20&ref=pd_sl_9ecu9k3mxf_b