The DUMB with Zack and Eli

What’s up interns? Wanna hear about a sexy corpse? Well too bad, you are getting the story anyways.

WE ARE BACK INTERNS!!! We have to go over some changes but we are happy to be feeding you semi historical, semi correct stories.

Hey Interns, welcome to season 2. I mean, phase two of your internship! You have braved the hijinx and lack of safe working conditions suitable for most normal machinery, let alone humans. This phase will be more intense and involve a lot more personal time with us! EXCITED? (Don't worry, Zack and Eli have promised to wear deodorant more often). This week we are talking about how a peanut farmer saved a Canadian metropolis and how you could be measuring things in all sorts of weird ways.  We hope you enjoy this phase and we are excited for this journey. 

Sorry for the late release! We took two weeks off for graduation. Neither Zack or Eli graduated, but we figured we would celebrate regardless. We are back to talk about weird cross-overs with Archie comics and how one crazy mad man, Aleister Crowley, inspired a generation. 

Interns, have you ever wondered what happens to people who are too outdoorsy? Could they be eaten by wildebeests? Could they be taken out by the KGB? Well we will look into the mysterious happenings that took place with the Dyatlov Pass. We will also look at a royal member who was a recluse to the extreme degree, 5th Duke of Portland, John Bentinck.  This shift is weird, just going to be Frank with you. I don't know who this Frank is either but he seems very stoic. Anyways, thank you interns for sticking around for 25 shifts so far. We are happy to bring these to you and happy that you think this experience will help your job hunt in the future. 

Have you ever stuck your head into a particle accelerator? Neither have we, but it seems like a quick why to dry your hair. Join us this week interns as we talk about the Russian scientist who headbutted an atom and is still living to tell the tale. Also, let's head South of the border to learn about a different kind of president. Is he much different than the scandalous US ones we have covered? Maybe not, but he sure was tyrannical. We will cover the over 30 year reign of Mexican Leader Porfirio Diaz.  Don't forget to follow us on socials @jointhedumb

Did you ever wonder why Vice President Rufus King and President James Buchanan were so close? You think of it everyday?! SO DO WE!!! Let's explore some POTUS sexuality rumors and we can also talk about a guy who was literally hungry enough to eat a horse. Thanks for being our interns and we are sorry we missed last week, we go into why in the case notes. Have a great week and we will see you next Wednesday!

Have you ever wrote down notes for class and couldn't understand what you wrote down afterward? Well what if someone found your pages of notes hundreds of years later and thought they were a weird astrological guide to your alien planet? You would be cool with that? I mean, so would we... we just wanted to make sure you weren't square. Also, know that we don't endorse you getting major orthodontia done at sea, but if you do, make it epic. Join us interns as we talk about Grover Cleveland and the Voysich Manuscripts. Like what you are hearing? Well trying seeing us on social media. We know our voices are better than our looks, but hey, follow us @JoinTheDumb anyways!

What happens when crystal toting QAnon members form a cult? Maybe Fun? Maybe a Claire's style mumification? Let's find out this week with Eli and Zack. We can dive deep into that as well as an Irish Ice Cream turf war. Were you prepared for that? I didn't think so! Want more DUMB knowledge? Follow us on the socials @jointhedumb

Can you interns believe it? Twenty shifts so far! This is a reason to celebrate! We aren’t paying for cake, but there could be a fun wordle puzzle later. Here is a hint, the word rhymes with SchMatthew Snconnohey. It is a very long wordle. Join us this week as we show our arborist military strength and why OSHA should have helped establish safety precautions a long time ago. Nuclear physicists were like nerdy bull riders. We will find out the difference between coyotes and hyenas as well, because as Elijah learns, they are not the same no matter what country you are in. Thank you all once again for following our journeys and cases thus far, we hope to bring more exciting cases for the thousands of shifts in the future. Don’t forget to follow us on social media @jointhedumb. [Trigger Warning: Gorey/Graphic] Here is a link to what the demon core did to Harry’s hand: https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-04/001-demon-core-nuclear-bomb-plutonium-2.jpg

Do you know about the comedian who let's people say curse words on television? Do you know he is the reason those teenagers on Euphoria can do all of their stuff without even a passing glance from the law? Do you know Lenny Bruce? Do you know people ate and painted with Egyptian remains? Do you know how to get me out of this rhetorical question loop?! Okay, I am clear... Phew.... Okay buckle in this week interns as we dive deep into obscenity, cannibalistic necrophilia?, and Andy Serkis. Want more DUMB knowledge? Follow us on the socials @jointhedumb

Welcome you entitled Interns! We hope you brought your singles. This week we are talking about an Olympic event you could have won and how scandalous someone associated with "Jerry" can be. Strap in and prepare for some flapper-style 1920's sexting. Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb and if you want to fund our department, look for us on Patreon @jointhedumb.

Hey-o intern-o-rinos! This week we are diving into an author who could not take criticism well in his later life and a catastrophe that just seemed a little too set up to be a coincidence. We hope you brought your ceremonial Samurai knives and your sand bags for this dive into the lore of Lego's Bionicle.  Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb and if you want to fund our department, look for us on Patreon @jointhedumb.

Gather ‘round interns as we spin the yarn of a group of Americans so American that they saw their bombs give that Nevada desert the old one two! If that case ain’t your style, we are bringing it back to our first case file where there is a dead pope, but someone won’t just let it be dead. Be sure to check out our socials @jointhedumb and if you want to fund our department, look for us on Patreon @jointhedumb.

There are people who are extremely lucky in this world. Whether you are tripping bawlz or being a stupid business man, you can accomplish great things. Tune in to the shift notes this week as we dive deep into some misguided and unadvisable decisions in the case files. Just remember, if things seem tough, Costco is just around the corner for you. You are our BFF's and you are the BF Best! Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com

We hope you brushed up on your Spanish! This week we are heading to the exotic land of Idaho (I think I spelled that right, must be Swahili or something) and we uncover some pictures that don't seem as ghosty as Snapchat promised us. We will find out that Martial Law is not something to enact for two years, and even if they are scamming, they still know how to innovate an industry. Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com

Do you know what you are in for this week? No? Well strap in for a halftime show of epic proportions, Skill Share battles, and actors shoving bats into tubes. Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com

Everyone climb aboard the old stratofortress and let's experiment with some mind control! If you help us sell our Chia Companions, we will give you great seats to our next Broadway show! (Well, we will let you buy them at a slightly reduced price). Y'know, we love to hear from you and we are glad you here. We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com

Come along with us this week interns as we conquer continents and use cats for espionage. Thank you for joining us and keeping our department MLM free. If you want to suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-dumb/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-dumb/support

REUPLOADED FROM DECEMBER 22ND SHIFT NOTES TO FIX SYNC ERRORS! IT WAS PROBABLY ANTHONY, THAT JERK. REST ASSURED THAT MANY OF THE EMPLOYEES NOT INVOLVED WERE FIRED JUST TO MAKE THINGS FEEL SERIOUS. Happy holidays for everyone except that #*&# Anthony! You know that there are two things we love at the DUMB, our Eggnog and our weird traditions that are shared by a whole nation. In Travolta we trust! We are also glad you chose to be such great interns here at the DUMB. To suck up to us a little more, you can follow our intern pages on social media Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube. Listen to your shift information on Spotify, Apple, Google, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! If you want to help fund the department, contribute on Patreon or Anchor. Want to reach out? Send them an email interns@jointhedumb.com