Mindless Prattle

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.)And then, because we're clearly in our rage era, we close out on the great modern scam-- companies that let you sign up in 3 seconds but make canceling feel like a hostage negotiation. Just let us leave!Grab a drink and settle in to prattle with us! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?! Then, our hosts get into Soulframe, and the (genuinely) momentous news that Ripley finally got new pants as well as the special frustration of dealing with someone whose communication style changes every five minutes. Some joy is found in letting strangers touch your belongings, while other things do not fill us with joy. These things include: Jordon's personal vendetta against Dutch Bros, the mystery of Five Guys pricing model, and the broader existential question of WHY is EVERYTHING so EXPENSIVE?? Come for the pants update, stay for the economic despair. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especially the smell. If you like viral Chinese movies, questioning the existence of a chain of convenience stores, and the shared sensory adventure of Ripley and Jordon discovering some very real, very rotten pumpkins that were absolutely not plastic decorations.Come for the meat rankings, stay for the pumpkin rot. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you.We know-- our journalism goes hard. We hope you enjoy all the prattles! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!

From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam.If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joining in and we'll see you next time!