The Tea

In this episode, the hosts discuss Lauri's dad's retirement party and some of the awkward and offensive things he said. They also talk about Lauri's dad showing off pictures of his grandson to strangers at Costco. Jay provides an update on his ongoing legal case, and Joe shares a story about attending a memorial service and accidentally wearing the wrong attire. There are humorous anecdotes about misunderstandings and miscommunications regarding the event. The conversation ends with a brief update on Lauri's experience with Ozempic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss attending a concert and their impressions of the performers. They also talk about their preferences in physical appearance and jokingly discuss sleeping with Kelly Clarkson. The conversation then shifts to their experiences at comedy schools and their thoughts on the Groundlings and UCB. They also experiment with an AI text-to-sound effects program. The hosts briefly discuss Lauri's upcoming surgery and the possibility of having children. The conversation covers various topics, including the possibility of removing Lauri's uterus, adoption, artificial insemination, and personal grooming habits. Lauri discusses her concerns about potential health risks and the adoption process. The conversation also touches on the dynamics of their relationship and the acts of service they do for each other. The conversation covers various topics, including personal health issues, genetic testing, and the process of getting a colonoscopy. The hosts share their experiences and opinions on these subjects. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including a potential bachelorette party, attending a retirement party, and the book 'Atomic Habits.' The conversation ends with plans for the upcoming weeks. Chapters 00:00 Live Concert Experiences and Performer Impressions 02:54 Comparing Comedy Schools: Groundlings vs. UCB 04:39 Experimenting with AI Text-to-Sound Effects 14:22 Lauri's Upcoming Surgery and the Decision to Have Children 23:47 The Complexities of the Adoption Process 29:35 Acts of Service: Expressions of Love and Care 38:11 Personal Health Issues 40:23 Genetic Testing 44:58 The Process of Getting a Colonoscopy 53:53 Dealing with Bodily Fluids and Messes 01:01:29 Planning a Memorable Bachelorette Party 01:04:13 Navigating Family Events and Preferences 01:11:03 The Power of Atomic Habits 01:19:48 Upcoming Plans and Events Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules restaurant, personal safety measures, and Jay's recent trip to Japan. They also touch on Lauri's past experiences with tasers and her broken pinky toes. In this part of the conversation, Jay discusses his experience in Japan and his ongoing court case. He mentions that he didn't wear tank tops in Japan because tattoos are associated with the Yakuza and are frowned upon. He also talks about his stay at a fancy hotel called Ryokan and the strict rules regarding tattoos and clothing. Jay then transitions to discussing his court case, where the defendant didn't show up and he won by default. However, there was a technicality regarding the ownership of the chairs, so he has to refile the case with his boss as the plaintiff. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various random topics, including Lauri's interactions with Star, her dad's medical procedure, and Joe's recent trip to Disneyland. They also share funny stories and jokes, showcasing their playful banter. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Nostalgia 02:26 Discussion about Vanderpump Rules Restaurant 09:10 Personal Safety Measures 12:38 Jay's Adventures in Japan 16:07 Lauri's Taser Tales and Broken Pinky Toes 38:12 The Court Case 45:45 Blaming Jay for the Chairs 48:00 Lauri's Interactions with Star and Dad's Medical Procedure 53:20 Joe's Trip to Disneyland and Inappropriate Behavior 57:05 Funny Stories and Jokes 01:03:07 Relaxed and Casual Dynamic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Laurian discuss their recent experiences, including Joe's father cutting off his finger and Jay's apartment being broken into. They share the details of these events and the aftermath, including the police investigation and the steps they took to handle the situations. Despite the challenges, they find moments of humor and resilience. The conversation covers various topics, including the aftermath of a break-in, the loss of a family member, and a feud between family members. The principal themes include the emotional impact of traumatic events, the importance of boundaries and communication in relationships, and the complexities of family dynamics. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri discusses her experiences during her trip to Chicago for her brother's funeral. She shares anecdotes about her flight, her interactions with family and friends, and the eulogy given by Lauri's father. They also touch on the topic of grief and how people react to it differently. The conversation ends with some lighthearted moments and compliments from Jeremy. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 12:10 Joe's Father's Finger Incident 39:05 Police Investigation and Resilience 40:52 The Aftermath of a Break-In 48:14 Dealing with Loss and Grief 01:09:26 A Feud Between Family Members 01:19:38 The Funeral and Family Dynamics 01:22:34 Trip to Chicago and Flight Anecdotes 01:24:21 Interactions with Family and Friends 01:26:07 Eulogy and Unusual Requests 01:33:11 Coping with Humor and Lighthearted Moments 01:49:45 Support and Compliments from Jeremy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jay shares the ongoing saga of trying to retrieve vintage chairs that were sent for cleaning but have not been returned. He recounts the lack of communication and unfulfilled promises from the cleaner, leading him to file a small claims court case. In this conversation, Jay discusses his ongoing dispute with a furniture seller who has failed to deliver the chairs he purchased. He shares the frustrating communication he has had with the seller, including broken promises and lack of response. Jay expresses his desire to take the seller to court and highlights the importance of documenting all interactions for evidence. He also discusses other unrelated topics, such as a customer service issue with an online order and microaggressions experienced in social settings. Chapters 00:00 The Chairs Go Missing 26:41 Legal Action and Frustration 33:00 Filing a Small Claims Court Case 35:40 Demanding the Return of the Chairs 36:36 Awaiting Inspection and Resolution 36:44 The Frustrating Dispute 53:07 Experiencing Microaggressions 58:13 Furious After Recording 01:02:05 Microaggressions from White Liberals 01:09:49 Language and Pronunciation 01:12:05 Being a Union Representative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including neti pots, sinus relief, movie experiences, tipping etiquette, and TikTok hate towards JLo. They also share personal stories about encounters with strangers and ordering mishaps. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics, including car classifications, family stories, wedding costs, and tax breaks. They also touch on the challenges of being a server and the importance of tipping. Joe shares a story about John Paul considering marriage for tax benefits, and Lauri teases a story that she refuses to share. The conversation ends with a discussion about Aidan and Joe's decision to reconnect. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:57 Neti Pots and Sinus Relief 06:07 Movie Experiences and Celebrity Encounters 13:04 Tipping Etiquette and Ordering Mishaps 38:51 Car Classifications 41:38 Money and Weddings 44:22 Wedding Costs 50:08 Mysterious Story 55:06 Tax Breaks and Marriage 01:05:58 Reconnecting with Aidan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including personal anecdotes, celebrity news, and the departure of a friend. They also touch on the Willy Wonka experience and RuPaul's bookstore controversy. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri share funny anecdotes and stories. They discuss a failed podcast recording, the challenges of maintaining friendships, family drama, and miscommunications. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with laughter. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Personal Anecdotes 05:03 Celebrity News: Jonathan Van Ness and Queer Eye 09:43 The Willy Wonka Experience 34:47 The Departure of a Friend 38:44 The Bummer of a Failed Podcast Recording 39:13 The Challenges of Maintaining Friendships 40:12 Family Drama and Miscommunications 49:16 The Hilarious Dentist Story 52:22 When Miscommunications Lead to Funny Situations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including relationships, monogamy, and the use of AI technology in filmmaking. They also share personal anecdotes and express their opinions on different subjects. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their thoughts on celebrities like Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson, their experiences at the gym, the importance of trusting one's instincts, and their opinions on therapists. They also touch on the idea of not wanting to leave one's own house in certain situations. Jay mentions his upcoming guest DJ spot on Station Head, and Lauri mentions the potential rebranding of her podcast. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Greetings 02:36 Planning a Trip and Casual Approach to Plans 03:34 Discussion on Homeboy Industries 04:33 Humorous Stories and Anxieties 08:21 Parking Issues and Unusual Neighbors 09:46 Burlesque Night and Missed Performances 11:58 Speakeasy Experiences and Personal Anecdotes 14:48 Handling Emergencies and First Aid Stories 25:24 Creativity and AI Technology 28:16 Opinions on Celebrities 31:23 Discussion on AI-Generated Videos 33:18 Personal Drama and Strong Opinions 37:59 Celebrity Opinions and Trusting Instincts 41:47 Therapist Experiences and Not Leaving the House 01:12:10 Guest DJ Spot and Podcast Rebranding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their personal experiences, a tribute to a friend who passed away, and songs they would choose for their funerals. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including music, stand-up comedy, video games, and tarot cards. They share personal anecdotes and insights, providing a lighthearted and entertaining discussion. The conversation touches on themes of self-expression, creativity, relationships, and personal growth. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:01 Personal Experiences and Stories 27:02 Light-Hearted and Humorous Conversation 37:35 Exploring the Power of Self-Expression Through Music and Comedy 40:44 Navigating the Comedy Industry: Tips and Insights 52:52 Finding Balance in Video Games and Setting Spending Limits 58:35 Unveiling the Mysteries of Tarot Cards: Insights and Guidance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including naps, personal anecdotes, tarot card readings, and gas station mishaps. They also touch on relationships, career aspirations, and the Russian ballet. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss tarot card readings, therapy sessions, and Lauri's ongoing rat problem in her classroom. They also touch on topics such as communication styles, teaching evaluations, and problematic behavior from other teachers. The conversation ends with a mention of a circumcision story that will be shared in the next episode. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Napping Preferences 09:41 Personal Anecdotes and Mishaps 21:10 Career Aspirations and Opportunities 25:02 Tarot Card Readings and Insights 28:25 Finding the Right Approach to Therapy 32:39 Advocating for a Safe Classroom 36:02 Communication Styles: Catching Flies with Honey 41:44 Balancing Curriculum and Student Performance 48:01 Addressing Issues in the Education System Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri catch up on their recent adventures and share funny stories. They discuss Jay's trip to San Francisco, Lauri's encounter with a homeless man at a restaurant, and their plans for a new exclusive tier show called "Let's Talk About It." The conversation is filled with laughter and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including Lauri's autograph, secrets, family drama, mite infestations, and upcoming events. They also mention stories about Star's grandpa, a rat infestation, a dinner with Lauri's mom, and a bathroom mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Catching Up 05:55 Jay's San Francisco Trip 34:08 Introducing Let's Talk About It 40:26 Autographs and Signatures 44:46 Stress and Redoing the Second Half 52:25 Family Drama and Insurance 57:55 Mite Infestations and Eyelid Issues 01:09:33 Psychics and Tarot Readings 01:19:37 Medically Induced Menopause Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences recording the season finale of their podcast. They talk about their initial confusion and miscommunication, as well as their tattoos and body art. They also share their experiences attending Disney's first Pride night and discuss the demographics of the attendees. The conversation ends with a discussion about their preferences in physical attraction. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including body image, upcoming plans, and a moral dilemma. They share jokes and personal anecdotes throughout the conversation. Chapters 00:00 Miscommunication and Chaos 02:11 Tattoos and Body Art 04:39 Disney's First Pride Night 31:07 Navigating Body Image and Self-Perception 36:33 Setting Boundaries When Staying at Someone's House 48:46 Exploring Moral Dilemmas and Personal Values 57:21 Exciting Upcoming Plans 01:00:43 The Joys and Challenges of Video Gaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including stolen intros, birthday roasts, sovereign citizens, and a controversial incident at Schwartz and Sandy's. They also touch on the importance of exercising one's rights during police encounters and share amusing stories from their past. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss their experience at a hot tub party and the ongoing scandal on Vanderpump Rules. They also share stories about their recent encounters, including a confrontation at a laundromat and a graduation ceremony mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and anecdotes, showcasing their unique perspectives and lively banter. Chapters 00:00 Stolen Intros and Birthday Roasts 11:08 The World of Sovereign Citizens 31:52 Humor in Everyday Situations 33:12 Hot Tub Party and Technical Difficulties 35:26 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal 47:22 Confrontation at the Laundromat 56:10 A Graduation Ceremony Mishap 01:04:31 Joe and Lauri's Dynamic Perspectives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their frustration with Lauri's tardiness, the edibility of cookie dough, their thoughts on Eurovision, their preferences in men, and the potential for a reality TV show without a lead. Lauri joins the conversation later and shares her experience of waking up late and her plans for the end of the school year. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics including family dynamics, MRI experiences, anger management classes, driving frustrations, and upcoming plans. They also touch on inventions, video games, and recent events they attended. The conversation is filled with humor and personal anecdotes. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Lauri's Tardiness 05:41 The Great Cookie Dough Debate 10:17 Eurovision: A Love for the Spectacle 14:28 Preferences in Men: Tall, Deep Voices, and More 27:30 Late to the Party: Lauri's Morning Routine and School Year Wrap-Up 31:33 Navigating Family Dynamics and Arguments 43:01 Uncomfortable MRI Experiences 49:19 Benefits of Anger Management Classes 55:16 Driving Frustrations and Road Rage 58:34 Inventing a Shirt Bib and Video Game Tips 01:00:19 Attending Events and Socializing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea podcast, Joe Betance, Jay Elizabeth Ellis, and Laurian K. Roggenkamp discuss various topics including Lauri and Jay's internet issues, their experiences at Applebee's and MonoMelo, Adam Burns' boyfriend Mark, Lauri's firing from K-Rock, Jay's visit to Universal Studios, and a disruptive teacher at Lauri's school. In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses various incidents and experiences, including a disruptive meeting, a trip to Nintendo World, internet and electrical issues, and conversations with friends. The conversation touches on topics such as special education, theme parks, family dynamics, and personal safety. Joe also mentions his interest in owning a gun, which sparks a discussion about the pros and cons of gun ownership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including Jay's experience at the beach, Lauri's twin brother, and Jay's Applebee's commercial shoot. They also touch on the Sister Act musical and Kathy Najimy's comments about a potential third movie. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including high school musicals, Joe's dad's fashion dilemma, Joe's fungal infection, and Jay's upcoming plans. They also share funny stories about embarrassing moments at the pharmacy and a mishap at Disneyland. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Popular Show 02:50 Awkward Twin Brother Conversation 08:07 Jay's Applebee's Commercial Shoot 12:42 Discussion about the Sister Act Musical 37:21 Fashion Dilemmas and Creative Solutions 41:36 Dealing with Fungal Infections 52:58 A Secret and Embarrassing Moments at the Pharmacy 57:32 Unexpected Mishaps at Disneyland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including birthdays, massages, chiropractors, and the passing of a friend. They share personal anecdotes and experiences related to these subjects. The conversation covers various topics, including Lauri's decision not to visit a friend with cancer, his thoughts on getting a tattoo to honor her, updates on a friend's murder case, family stories, and a discussion about annoying twinks on social media. The conversation also touches on Christian's behavior during a live chat and Joe's feud with Nathan. Overall, the conversation is filled with personal anecdotes, humor, and lively banter. Chapters 00:00 Surprising Birthdays and Age 05:15 Massage Experiences and Preferences 13:08 Chiropractic Care for Relief 37:20 Friendship and Illness 39:05 Honoring a Friend's Memory 40:02 Updates on a Murder Case and Family Stories 51:50 The Phenomenon of Annoying Twinks on Social Media 57:36 Christian's Behavior in a Live Chat 01:06:07 Feuding with Nathan and Personal Reflections Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including their recent trips, museum visits, elevator confusion, J.K. Rowling's controversial statements, and a ruined anniversary. They also touch on the Vanderpump Rules reunion and the Harry Potter play, Cursed Child. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules scandal, a lockdown at Lauri's school, and a birthday party. They also touch on AI-generated art and give a plug for their social media accounts. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Greetings 02:17 Trips, Museums, and Marilyn Monroe's Dress 06:49 Elevator Confusion and the Need for Clear Instructions 08:13 J.K. Rowling's Controversial Statements 35:50 Vanderpump Rules Reunion and Cursed Child 41:54 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal 49:12 Lockdown and Rumors at Lauri's School 58:08 A Star-Studded Birthday Party 01:14:35 AI-Generated Art and Prompts on the T Discord 01:20:10 Social Media Plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including their personal experiences, travel plans, therapy, and their names. They also touch on random subjects like passport photos, gum chewing, and Hidden Valley ice cream. Lauri expresses her intention to switch therapists, and Jay shares his experience with passport renewal. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their preferences for therapists and their experiences with therapy. They also talk about Joe's experience with getting a replacement mattress and Jay's experience with a wrong order at Chipotle. They share stories from their high school days and reconnect with someone from their past. Laurie shares updates on her upcoming podcast. Chapters 00:00 Switching Therapists and Passport Woes 13:53 The Art of Taking a Good Passport Photo 25:09 From Therapy to Gum Chewing: Random Conversational Topics 28:10 Preferences and Experiences with Therapists 34:38 Customer Service: The Good and the Bad 47:31 Reconnecting with the Past: High School Memories 57:52 Exciting Podcast Updates and New Projects Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri discuss various topics including their experiences at Disneyland, Lauri's night school teaching, and Joe's mischievous behavior in high school. They also touch on restaurant experiences and the cleanliness of bottles, as well as their favorite places to eat in Los Angeles. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humorous anecdotes. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various random and humorous topics, including a story about a broken arm, friends moving away, Lauri's uncrustable mishap, Joe's dad's inability to hold an erection, and Lauri's potential willingness to make out with her brother for $1 trillion. They also touch on Lauri's Discord channel, news headlines that could be about Lauri, and a funny story about a little person at a printer. The conversation ends with Jay and Lauri sharing their social media handles. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Weather Report 02:45 Introducing the Hosts and Vamping 03:14 Late Arrival and Catching Up 04:08 Joe's High School Shenanigans 05:29 The Cleanliness of Bottles in Restaurants 07:40 Exploring the Los Angeles Food Scene 09:31 Disneyland Adventures and Misadventures 11:25 Lori's Disneyland Experience 13:13 The Challenges of Disneyland Rides 15:29 Disappointments at Disneyland 19:40 Favorite Students and High School Memories 24:10 Broken Arms and Miscommunication 25:34 Friends Moving Away and Making New Connections 28:49 Erectile Dysfunction and Porn Addiction 29:41 Sibling Relationships and Hypothetical Scenarios 30:43 Uncrustable Mishaps and Grape Jelly Stains 37:26 The Best of Today: Funny News Headlines 41:46 A Funny Encounter with a Little Person 45:23 Social Media Handles and Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices