...but the opposite of that. - _ -

A weekly(ish) podcast by two twenty-whatevers living in a jar in Brooklyn just trying to last the year and take you on a journey with their words.

Your Credit Score is a Prison (EP #47)

In which we discuss Animal Crossing, Darcey & Stacey, and a willingness to engage.

11-22
01:36:45

I'm Subtweeting Your Candy Ass (EP #46)

lol you fucking wish, loser

10-16
01:28:35

30, Flirty, and Crying...ALLEGEDLY (EP #45)

In which we discuss underwear, tooth brushes, and therapy.

09-18
01:24:00

Brahms is Da Boy, Too [A Watch-a-long] (EP# 44)

In which we watch and discuss the sequel to horror's favorite comedy movie, The Boy. Sync your player of choice and cuddle up to a truly terrible movie with your buddies.

06-08
01:46:32

My 600 Pound Jar-Jar (EP #43)

In which we discuss sleep stories, buttholes, and (eventually) the incomparable Jar-Jar Binks.

05-14
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We Need To Talk About Jar-Jar (EP #42)

In which we discuss periods, fitness trackers, and Jar-Jar Binks.

04-28
01:18:00

Oops...We Did it Again (EP #40)

In which we discuss get rich quick schemes, quarantine routines, and escape into a little BravoTV talk.

04-04
01:50:03

Alone Together (EP #39)

In which we reunite in 2020 to talk all things Cool, Young, and Hip because we're not 30, you are! In all seriousness, stay inside and make things that make you happy. Find your friends and tell them how much they matter to you.

03-27
01:20:55

Connecticut 10 (EP #38)

In which we discuss the last two years in summation, delicate bodies, and the hell hole that is Connecticut.

04-17
01:29:58

E-Trollywood (EP #37)

An episode recorded over a month ago in which we discuss Ashton Kutcher, expensive porns, and have an ambiguous end to our podcasting journey. Thanks for nothing!

11-24
01:50:35

I'm Feeling Real Judge Judy (EP #36)

In which we discuss our pasts, our 2-years of living together, and THE WINNER OF CHOCOLATE BET IS ANNOUNCED!

08-16
01:33:54

Beach Half Chubs (EP #35)

In which our dear friend Patrick visits us to discuss farm life, Mel Gibson, emo music, and so much more.

07-28
02:07:54

Killingtonest (EP #34)

In which we discuss our month-long absence, man caves, and vacationing.

07-03
01:08:42

Jerk Off Jeans (TM) (EP #33)

In which we discuss jeans designed with your pleasure in mind, scary movies, and the elusive antiquity VHS player.

05-31
01:08:01

The Pulse of Youth Culture (EP #32.5)

In which Melissa is substituted by Henry, age 12, and we discuss superheroes, jelly fish attacks, and fear.

05-25
01:02:27

I Ain't Kissin' No Bug (EP #32)

In which we discuss our 1-year transformations, comedy, and creative uses for prostitutes.

05-04
01:11:51

Posi Vibes Only (EP #31)

In which we discuss beer books, getting out of conversations, and youth juice.

03-29
52:36

Who Wore It Best? (EP #30)

In which we discuss the winter, following your dreams, and Melissa and Meghan get into a tiff.

03-23
01:08:42

Good Hotel, Bad Memories (EP #29)

In which we discuss beef jerky, fire cider, and we hear a slew of wonderful spooky dookies.

03-02
01:11:40

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