100% Eat

<p>Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? </p>

Foot Talk and Nick Gasping - Nando's Ride Along

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-26
15:02

Cheeky Nando's Doesn't Have The Food %% Nando's Holiday Stuffing

Our Heroes are on a cheeky Nando's trip for the first time ever. This British staple just opened doors in Austin and we find out if you should make the trip to it. Are you a sauce monster like Nick grabs nearly every sauce bottle he sees or do you take it the way it comes? Either way this place is self serve and no one is really gonna help you so figure it out. Will this go down as one of the best or worst places in 100% Eat history. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store/ now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-24
01:13:23

No One Got Robbed - Ride Along IHOP

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-19
11:39

Monkey Crazy for COOKIE BUTTER?!?! %% IHOP Xbox Indiana Jones Stuffed French Toast Menu

Our Heroes raid the tomb of IHOP for the new stuffed french toast menu. It's sponsored by Xbox. Sort of? We didn't really see that other than one little menu but okay sure, Xbox french toast. Either way, there's COOKIE BUTTER!!!! COOKIE BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! The monkey and our waitress go nuts for this stuff. But should you make a last crusade for this sugar bomb of a breakfast or is this whole meal a temple of doom? Grab a hat at https://100percenteat.store/ 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-17
01:06:36

Ooo What’s That? with Nick - Ride Along Shake Shack

This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out things he sees. Ooo Is that a Buca di Bepo he’s been to one time? Ooo Is that downtown? Ooo A billboard! Join this one man and his car captives as he just starts doing his own show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-12
22:36

The Most Marketing Forward Restaurant %% Shake Shack Black Truffle Burger & Holiday Shakes

First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Ho Ho Ho grab a shirt at 100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-10
01:08:20

Madame Web Watchalong

Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present. Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up with the timer on screen and be sure to check us out on Patreon for our next livestream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-07
01:55:03

35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-05
12:50

The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Enjoy this easy one and grab a marg yourself. Eat the pie. And grab some merch before the holidays https://100percenteat.store/ #sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off) #mandopod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12-03
01:11:07

Graysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF Chang's

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-28
16:42

Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-26
01:08:03

Nebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE! If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-23
52:04

4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-21
17:18

4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami & Chipotle Pastrami

Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Our next livestream for Patreon members will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Get on there at patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-19
01:09:05

Tempting Salmonella %% Food Court

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live. If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-16
41:22

Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell

Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-14
20:23

Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu

Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent Last week's Food Court will be broken into two parts, the first coming to you this saturday. You don't want to miss it. It's bald headed behavior on max. Check out 100percenteat.store for merch that supports us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-12
01:13:35

PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse

Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-07
18:34

Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie

Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael & Jordan. FOOD COURT is THURSDAY at 7pm CT only on our discord. Sign up for access at https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat and be there LIVE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-05
01:05:44

Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s

Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-31
15:24

Mike Wagner

The review segment is truly unhinged gold. Loving this brand new podcast that's never been done before.

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James Wild

Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.

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Jacob Troke

I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode

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Roxanne Ennis Belikov

this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish

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Shadowstorm Vash

Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.

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