Dinner with Schmucks

Welcome everyone! We're back in the studio for an all new episode with Chris, Yajaira, Dieter & Heather. We talk about the Podcast Parks & Recollection, advertising, Colombia, a dog zoo, little league baseball and more! Brand new Schmuck Files and Talkback with Dr. Dieter both await you as well! Enjoy the show!

Welcome everyone! We're so glad to be back recording a fresh new episode! It's 420 again, or at least it was when we recorded this episode. Chris was joined by special guests, Marc (aka Carc), Jo, Edith, Junior, Rob McKenzie, and Lisa on this Virtual Happy Hour Podcast! We discuss our 1st weed related freak outs, our favorite 420 music, food, and activities. There is a brand new 420 themed Schmuck Files, and a lot of fun!

The Scranton Area and the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast lost a legend this past weekend when Mike Stalter of Stalter's Cafe unexpectedly passed away. We've had this DWS Mini in the hopper for a while now, and while we planned on waiting until we were doing regular episodes again to release this, this now seems like the right time to do so. This is a short compilation of some of the best moments of our 100th episode which we recorded in December of 2019 at Mike's establishment "Stalter's Cafe". Listen to Mike tell the story of the history of his bar, which dated back to Prohibition, we had some special friends sing a song, there are some grievances aired, and a great bit "My 600lb Steamtown Life". RIP Mike, the world lost another good one, you will be missed by so many. hasthtag StalterNation

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 163 “Thanks Joe Biden!” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Heather and Lisa Welcome back to a new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! We’re joined this week by the OG Lisa! We dove into a variety of topics such as Power Bottoms and Pillow Princesses. We also found out we made it “big time” with our old Snickle Challenge! Yajaira went through a range of emotions when she found out she didn’t her eyebrows threaded for free! Lisa gets free Amazon shit! We also have another unhinged airline passenger, and Yelp! Reviews! Speaking of reviews, we love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! We’ll be back in a few weeks with another episode! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 162 “Feed the Chicken” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, and Heather. Welcome back to the great outdoors for another installment of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! The weather outside is HOT which means the studio is even hotter, so we have set up shop outside on the porch, home of many DWS episodes. Topher & Dieter had their 25th HS Reunion today, however Dieter didn’t attend! That kicks off our journey through some mischief we got into during our HS years, tripping balls to win a MVP award, performance enhancing drugs, the greatest melee at a drive though you’ve ever listened too, a brand new Schmuck files, and our favorite people of NEPA voice their complaints about life via the WNEP Talkback 16 segment. There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we’ll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode, and as you hear in the episode, a very, very special guest! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 161 “God Mode” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Heather and Marc Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. This week we say goodbye to a great podcast guest, and even better friend Marc, aka Carc. As he broke the news to us last spring that he and his family are making the move to Maine in the coming weeks. Now we can do Dinner with Schmucks on the Road - Lobster Edition! This weeks episode starts with some questions regarding typical THC dosage in edibles, and devolves into conversations regarding Belgian chocolates, Pee Corners, Sully, Fathers Day, Wawa, Lobster, Whales and lots more! There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we’ll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

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Dinner with Schmucks Episode 160 “Not It! - A Very 420 Virtual Happy Hour” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Jo, Rodney, Teresa, Lisa, Edith, Marc, Junior Welcome to another one of our special 420 episodes! This is our 3rd one, following up on the heels of last year. This year we decided to hold one of our virtual happy hours, and have a great group of guests that have all been part of the podcast at one point or another! We won’t give a lot of notes here, it was a free flowing conversation that centered around cannabis, but also delves into politics, poo, lists and much more! Speaking of lists, we’ve compiled our top list of stoner movies, and our favorite list of movies to get stoned and watch! 420 Movies Half Baked Super Troopers Harold & Kumar go to White Castle Pineapple Express Next Friday Grandma’s Boy Fast Times at Ridgemont High The Night Before (Xmas time only!) Movies/TV to 420 to. Elf Lightyears A Scammer Darkly Wizard of Oz synced with Dark Side of the Moon X-Files Muppets Take Manhattan Idocracy Super Troopers Dr. Who Porn We also compiled our list of favorite methods of “Partakement” - It’s a word NOW! In order of group popularity Edibles Joint Bowl Dab Blunt Vape Tincture There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we’ll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Wacky Tobacco - NRBQ Get it here! - https://music.apple.com/us/album/wacky-tobacky/648682561?i=648682899 Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 159 “Dogsh*t & Applesauce” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter & Heather Dinner: Garlic Chicken Cheesesteaks Holy SHIT Batman! It’s been forever since we last dropped a new episode! Welcome to 2022 and season 6 of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We have a new addition to the group, during our hiatus Dr. Dieter went and got himself married! His wife heather joins the show for the 1st time. We thought we’d fly without a kite for our 1st episode back since November, and it results in an episode that sees us talking about human cat vaginas, Dieters new job, Dieter’s new Tik Tok obsession, Baltimore accents, the slap heard round the world, breaking the plumbing, shitty pizza, Canadian speak, and a lot more! Enjoy! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Season 6 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original by Cuesta Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

This week we pay our respects to a great podcast guest, a great friend, great husband, and overall terrific person. Buford White left a lasting impression on the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast, and no better way then to pay tribute to the late great Buford White, than the Buford White Files. A "new" episode stitched together from some great Buford moments.

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 158 “Frog Mounting” Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Dinner: Hello Fresh “Home-Do” - xxxxxx Holy SHIT! It’s been forever since we last dropped a new episode! “It’ll be like riding a bike” - Topher B It’s Chris & Yajaira’s Anniversary, and how do we start the podcast, how about a discussion about Doggystyle? Dieter sets us down that path with his latest TikTok video he’s obsessed with. We talk about our Hello Fresh “Home Do”, and cooking with Yajaira & Topher. What is Sexual Tourism, and how is it different from a Sexual Tourist? It’s that time of year to watch Christmas movies again! Dr. Dieter is going legit, and has an opportunity for a hot new podcast with Yajaira. We also discuss the new season of SNL and particularly Pete Davidson. John Mayer & Taylor Swift make an appearance as we discuss celebrity math. Finally we discuss some new podcasts that Topher discovered, and that sent us down a slight rabbit hole. We’ll be back with a new episode in 2 weeks (hopefully!) Enjoy! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 157.5 “Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2021” Duh, Duh, Duhhhhh! It’s time to unveil our Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2021! Here are the 6 new members of our Hall of Fame! Canadian Poop Attack (Again) - Episode 138 Toronto, CDA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Racist Flori-DUH Woman Drops N-Bomb, Over and Over Again - Episode 141 Lee County, FL Chris, Dieter & Marc Man Robs Roscoe’s for Chicken & Waffles - Episode 142 Pasadena, CA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Florida Man Steals Utility Pole - Episode 155 Tampa, FL Chris, Dieter & Angela Meth Squirrel - Episode 136 Lime Stone County, AL Chris, Dieter & Marc Priest Has Threesome in Church - Episode 131 Pearl River, LA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 157 “Half of 314” Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Dinner: Yajaira’s Famous Chicken & Rice Welcome back to your favorite podcast! And if it’s your 1st time, welcome to your new favorite podcast! This week the three amigos fly without a kite once more! We kick things off with Nic Cage and snuff films, and take winding drive down the mountain with topics such as what defines a band, things & stuff, football math, cursive & signatures, sports during covid, setting fire to a turkey hill, the NYC Mayoral primary, FL siblings getting married, doppelgängers, the my pillow guy and his lost $7M, and a Flori-DUH government building has a covid outbreak, well except for the lone vaccinated person… We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 156 “A Total Body Experience” Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Dinner: Hello Fresh Beef Floutas Welcome back to your favorite podcast! And if it’s your 1st time, welcome to your new favorite podcast! Yajaira is back in studio this week with Chris & Dieter, and she was not pleased with their handling of episode 154, she also has a new “stalker” and gives her thoughts on one of last week’s topics, the Sandlerverse. Meanwhile, Dieter updates us on his ejaculate, we also discuss the smell of the seasons, a new paradigm with music & tv, starting your own record label, the great year, and we discuss if Glen Frey was a time traveler? No Schmuck Files this week, but we do Slum it Through the News again touching on topics such as; Dead flies causing Blackfoot, dude gets swallowed by a whale, Charles Barkley fat shaming antics, and a town in FL that wasn’t paying attention when they sold a piece of land. All that and more make up this weeks episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! Thanks again for listening! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 155 “Problems For Your Answers” Cast: Chris, Dieter & Angela Dinner: Make Yo Own ‘Za! (Make your own pizza) Thanks for checking out this weeks episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We have Angela joining us in the studio again this week, and Yajaira is taking the week off. This week we catch up with what Chris & Yajaria are watching, NEPA’s Sexx Dinosaur, the Sandlerverse, Christopher McDonald, Schindler’s List, Maps, Arrested Development, Dinner, pizza, Mariah Carey, free joints, umbrellas, stolen lawnmowers, white privalage, sports stadiums, Dieter’s semen and much more! We also have a new Schmuck Files, Dr. Dieter and Talkback, and we “Slum it through the news”. Thanks again for listening in this week! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 154 “Hot in the Mouth” Cast: Chris & Dieter Dinner: Burgers (again) with Taylor Ham, Potato Salad & Baked Beans Thanks for checking out another episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. Just Chris & Dieter this week as we embark on a kite-less journey with a few familiar segments! We discuss the Taylor Ham crisis of 2021, Vape Pens, E-Cigs and regular cigarettes. Chris gives an update on his DNA, there’s a wedding story, dinner, the lady who stated a bear away, the delusion of time, the re-introduction to normal, living in NYC and self protection, Stand Your Ground, conspiracy theories, standard operating procedures and much more! Thanks again for listening in this week! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 153 “The Never Before Told Story” Cast: Chris, Dieter, and Marc (aka Carc) Dinner: Breakfast Burgers, Macaroni Salad & Fries Welcome back to an all new in-studio episode! Marc (aka Carc) is joining Chris & Dieter tonight behind the mics, even though Dieter cuts out early, lol. All during this weeks episode we constantly kept coming back to Television, we discussed Arrested Development, The Office, Parks & Rec, Ren & Stimpy, Connie Chung, cutting the cord, etc. We also got the long toasted “Never Before Told Story” of Marc’s year to Boston, which brought up the topic of picking up your life and moving it to another city far away, something all of us with the podcast have experience with. As usually happens with Carc episodes, there was a nostalgia element to the episode - summer jobs, old emails, college, video games, etc. We also have a brand new Schmuck Files that is on the theme of “Fast Food Melees, and a whole lot more! Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 152.5 “The Best of the Summit Vol. 1” - A Clips Episode While we take a week off recording, we didn’t want to leave our loyal listeners hanging without some new(ish) content! After a few successful “Best of #EroticRiverview” episodes last summer & fall, we decided to revisit the Clarks Summit years, which was all only 2019-2020. The Best of the Summit Vol. 1 is 12 hand picked clips from our years podcasting in the #Parisofthenortheast. Enjoy this clips episode, and we’ll be back next week with an all new episode! 1 - “The Paris of the Northeast” - from episode 66 “Back in the Saddle” 2 - “Jamie is a Fan” - from episode 69 “Are You Immortal” - feat. Jamie McClanahan 3 - “Bonnaroo Memories” - from episode 67 “All Male Revue” - feat. Matt 4 - “Sushi Roll” - from episode 91 “Real Talk” - feat. Devin & Matt 5 - “Getting to Know You” - from episode 93.5 “Getting to Know You” - feat. Marc (aka Carc) 6 - “Tiffany Haddish’s Ideal Guy” - from episode 102 “Captain Community” - feat. Dan 7 - “My 600lb Steamtown Life” - from episode 100 “Sunday Funday” - feat. Lisa & Scofield 8 - “Parade, No Parade Day” - from episode 108 “Sunrise Surprise” 9 - “Scranton Is Where?” - from episode 73 “Introduction” - feat. Matt & Evan 10 - “Seed Money” - from episode 109 “A Little Australian” 11 - “Your List” - from episode 75 “Cello Time” - feat. Matt 12 - “Epileptic Nazi Ostrich” - from episode 86 “DieterPieter.com" Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 152 “The Amazing 3 Man Duo” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, and Dieter Dinner: Apricot Ponzu Chicken (Hello Fresh) Welcome back everyone! Back down to the amazing 3 man duo this week (hey, that’s the episode title!). This week we discuss foot fetishes, and other kinks of the like. This weeks Hello Fresh dinner, making babies, cops drag racing, an ass-HOLE “taking” his vaccine, trumps alt twitter accounts, Rudy’s apartment being seized, the mega mlm, homosexual Jesus, PA medical marijuana cards, more magats and their election fraud conspiracies, and much more. Tucked into all of this are new editions of the Schmuck Files, Dr. Dieter’s Talkback, and Dear Asshole! Enjoy the episode! Next week we’re taking a break, but will be releasing “Best of the Summit, Vol. 1” - 12 hand picked clips from our first two years of podcasting in PA, in Clarks Summit. Subscribe to the podcast so you can find it at the same time, same place next week! Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

Dinner with Schmucks Episode 151 “Cinco de Cuatro” Cast: Chris & Dieter with special guests - Junior, Ashley & Edith Dinner: Pizza from Brother Brunos Hey, hey, hey! We’re back with another all new episode this week, and with Yajaira working for the evening, Dieter & Chris enlisted the help of a few friends via zoom to fill in! This weeks episode we welcome back Junior, Ashley & Edith! We talk about being bad at golf, Ashley’s newest endeavor, Chris’s 21yr THC anniversary, hot girl weekend, the day everything shut down, depleting supplies, our newest bit, having the opposite genitals, Edith’s new Podcast, her new live-in bus, 2021 conservatives, reality game shows, and much more! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114