The Chrissie Swan Show

Again, this one is a MUST listen before the Harry album hits our ears tonight at midnight, of which Chrissie & Jack are still deciding whether they want to stay up and wait for it. We go through the podcast interview he did with Zane Lowe and breakdown what we can expect from the new album. Plus, it's sweeping statements day! Get Spicy!! 00:00 - We've got one more sleep, and only one more outfit! 01:49 - What's the Best Hangover Food? 06:06 - Sweeping Statements! 09:22 - What's yours? 14:36 - What's your fave Pink Song! 19:04 - Chrissie's going to be wearing Ties and growing a what?! 21:16 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:31 - Our Harry Deep Dive 31:29 - One Second Styles 34:36 - Do you sleep with a teddy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Brooklyn Beckham's Birthday and both his parents, David & Victoria have taken to instagram to publicly post & shower their first son with Birthday love, despite their rumoured recent riff. Plus, Lily Allen is the ultimate petty queen, who has weaved her ex-husbands infidelity into her tour outfits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's on Day 3 of her mission in honouring Harry Styles in the lead up to his album release on Friday, and Jack's impressed. Someone who isn't impressed with Chrissie however is her friend Monty, who couldn't look past 2 seconds of Chrissie's Instagram story because she was too focused on her mispronunciation of 'Hummus'.  00:00 - Chrissie's Day 3 Lewk 02:02 - Mystic Chrissie is on FIRE 05:42 - Chrissie says this word wrong!! 11:03 - Is it Hummus or Hommus? 14:56 - Benny is Selena's Final Love If She's Doing That 19:55 - We've got Harry Tickets 21:16 - Chrissie's Quizzie 26:02 - Macca's CEO Tried The Big Arch...So We Did Too 30:39 - One Second Styles! 34:10 - Jack Schlossberg Slammed 'Love Story'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The brains behind 'American Horror Story', 'Monster' and 'Glee' (just to name a few) is the reason JFK Jr.'s nephew, Jack Schlossberg is slamming Murphy's new show 'Love Story' based on the love story between JFK Jr and Carolyn Bassette, but Chrissie and Jack can't why he's so fiery. Plus, Harry's done a cover about running!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Speculations are circling online after Jim Carrey received a Honorary César Award and users are convinced that it was an imposter, NOT the real Jim Carrey. Chrissie & Jack have their own thoughts on what really went down. Plus, we skipped over something yesterday re Delta Goodrem so we had to revisit that with an appreciation post for her.  00:00 - Chrissie's 2nd Harry Outfit! 02:08 - It's Tuesday, so It's Cheesy Tuesday on this show! 04:23 - Jim Carrey: Was it Him? 07:43 - Chrissie & Jack share their thoughts on the matter 11:11 - Kesha's not happy with Trump... 15:43 - It shall now be known Glenn Frey Road 17:30 - Chrissie's Quizzie 20:40 - We LOVE Delta Goodrem 26:22 -It's BACKKK...One Second Styles! 31:40 - Pink's a LIARSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry's announced a Netflix special of his upcoming album (reminder, it's here on Friday!!) and we're excited. Plus, Chrissie and Jack give their thoughts on the rumours Pink is set to replace Kelly Clarkson as the new host on her talk show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Harry Styles' new album out on Friday, Chrissie's going full method in dressing up each day inspired by an iconic Harry Styles lewk. Plus, whilst Chrissie learns she wasn't invited to Producer Tom's Birthday over the weekend, Chrissie also finds out that there's multiple stops in a Birthday celebration.  00:00 - Chrissie's on theme! 02:00 - What Harry outfits should Chrissie channel this week? 06:52 - Chrissie only went to Bday Stop 1 11:57 - Do you leave the Birthday Celebration early? 15:50 - More Brit Chat! 20:46 - We're still obsessed with the fit 22:43 - Chrissie's Quizzie  27:13 - Chrissie's Calming Chaos! 31:24 - Chrissie's Calming Chaos Pt2.  36:10 - Alicia Beth Moore!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's really getting into the Harry spirit with his new album out on Friday and today she's channelling his most recent performance of 'Aperture' at The Brit Awards. Plus, she's asking absolutely everybody whether they've checked out the performance for themselves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie tries to get ChatGPT to help out with a recipe but it seems as though Chatty Kathy has her own input. Who thought an AI could have this much sass. Plus, Kate Ritchie joins us on the show in the hopes of scoring her very own bum bag!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Honnold recently went on interview to talk about what happens when he needs to do a number two while climbing... It is definitely not pretty. Plus a little bit of an Olympics chat to wrap up the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're off to a great start today, Chrissie doesn't have pants on! After the chaos, George Calombaris joins us in studio to tell about life outside the jungle and what he's got going on at The Ovolo Hotel in Melbourne. Plus, Chrissie's got a BOLD sweeping statement this week, so much so that we don't even get time for Jacks, soz! 00:00 - Chrissie's starting the show pantless! 01:23 - Tyson's back 05:35 - George's time in the jungle and now out of it 11:09 - It's All Greek To Me 15:44 - Harry doesn't use a face wash? 20:25 - You've got to jump out of a plane on this show 21:18 - Chrissie's Quizzie  27:06 - Chrissie's Bold Sweeping Statement 30:10 - What's yours? 33:52 - More Tyson chatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles has sat down for an interview on the Royal Court podcast and we just love the questions he was asked, less about his craft and more about his life, i.e his bedtime routine. Plus, more on 'that guy' from MAFS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George Calombaris is setting up shop in the Ovolo Hotel in Melbourne with his new pop restaurant 'Auto Greek.' Chrissie and Jack found out what they can expect on the menu, what Greek Island we should add to our Euro Summer trip and how greek George Calombaris really is in Chrissie's new game, 'It's All Greek To Me.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After yesterday’s mystery shopper chat, we found ourselves wondering about all the cool jobs people have and how they instantly become the most interesting one at the dinner party because of it. What we learnt from a paramedic kind of made us wish we didn’t ask though! Plus, there’s lots of Aussies that currently owe money, how much money do you owe someone right now? 00:00 - Benny Blanco's feet are NOT okay 02:06 - Mystic Chrissie is in the studio, w shoes ON 05:57 - Chrissie could never be a Mystery Shopper 08:43 - What's your interesting job to tell at a dinner story? 14:50 - You can now go to 'The Cottage'! 18:42 - What the hell happened on MAFS last night? 19:48 - Chrissie's Quizzie 24:01 - Apparently we all owe someone money 27:22 - So, how much do we owe? 31:27 - Our thoughts on Tyson...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Savannah Guthrie has posted another video in the hopes that she and her fam are closer to finding her mother. Plus, after yesterday’s debrief on MAFS new bride & groom, Tyson & Steph we got more last night that we need to discuss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know that MAFS is a juggernaut on our screens and Jack has well and truly bought in to it. Last night, a new couple, Tyson and Steph walked down the aisle and Jack’s bringing the groom’s rather bold opinions to Chrissie to get her thoughts. Plus, a Thai Police has gone undercover in a lion costume to catch a burglar, have you ever gone incognito? 00:00 - Chrissie found THE Bomber 01:09 - It's Cheesy Tuesday 04:07 - A Thai Police officer has gone undercover as Lion 07:49 - Have you ever gone undercover? 12:28 - It's Fashion In Art?? 15:12 - Freud Chat! 17:05 - Chrissie's Quizzie 21:25 - There's A New Couple on MAFS 28:10 - Have you been or are you with a partner who fundamentally disagrees with you? 34:15 - Katie Underwood is addressing the 'mole' rumoursSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The MET has revealed that alongside the Exhibition’s theme of Costume Art, the actual dress code is Fashion in Art and it seems a little subjective for us. Plus, Katie Underwood has tearfully hit back at claims she behaved like a mole!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack left Friday’s show last week excited for the weekend ahead and their Withering Heights Movie Date on Sunday…but Chrissie ‘stood’ Jack up for what she’s deeming a momentous occasion. Chrissie’s pet Cats, Bruno and John Fox turned 1 and she thought it deserved a celebration…Jack doesn’t think it’s a strong enough reason to ditch their date. 00:00 - Jack's been stood up AGAIN 00:52 - Have you been stood up over the weekend? 05:32 - Tara Moss has got a story from the 80s that just wasn't quite right 10:36 - What wasn't quite right in the 80s? 16:27 - What's the Hannah Montana Reunion going to be like? 19:09 - So why did Chrisse stand Jack up? 20:33 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:18 - Chrissie through a 1st Birthday for her Cats... 30:45 - Do you throw your pet's a Birthday Party? 33:58 - Justin Bieber's 'baby' is now singing Baby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin and Hailey Bieber’s son, Jack, is now old enough to start singing some of his dad’s tunes. Plus, Hannah Montana is coming back for its 20th reunion, but we’re not sure what it’s going to entail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve stumbled upon a TikTok showcasing the drama in a Retirement Village in the US about Barbara and her antics whilst playing Mahjong…she’s been banned and Bryan from the office has been involved. So we want to know, what’s happening in the retirement villages? Plus, Chrissie’s Correspondence is a mixed bag this week, with Chrissie making comment on our recent guest choices. 00:00 - Chrissie's got a mystery date! 01:39 - Come Say Gday! 05:15 - Barbara has been cancelled from playing Mahjong 08:55 - What's your retirement home drama? 14:03 - Should they have waited until after his bday? 18:15 - Vale Eric Dane 19:05 - Chrissie's Quizzie 23:40 - Chrissie's never ending story... 27:56 - Chrissie's Correspondence 34:05 - Are Aliens real?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.