372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Like 280 Mysteries? There’s a whole bunch of unreleased episodes on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike is joined by Reduced Shakespeare Company and Goodman Theater super-actor Austin Tichenor to match wits against Idaville’s most famous boy detective and share his surprising Donald J Sobol backstory! Check out Reduced Shakespeare Company shows And Austin’s children’s book Daisy the Littlest Zombie

Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early, 280 Mysteries episodes, and everything else we don’t release on the main feed! https://patreon.com/372pages Wren is a ghost, evidently. We guessed it on word two she narrated several episodes ago. If you wanted to parallel this with Night of the Crabs, much like that, there are only a few characters and three locations. In this there is the bed and breakfast (Cliff Davenport’s boarding house) , the location of Oscar and Lorena’s house (NotC’s beach) and the downtown (NotC’s Shell Island). And there were some characters, like in this. I think we’ve strongly made our case. And, much like Night of the Crabs, Mike’s total at Real or Fanfic is, well, not great. Anyway, ghosts scream, sandwiches are eaten, as are microwaved cuts of salmon. Wine is drunk (by both ghosts and mortals), games are played, and embezzlement schemes are revealed. ASSIGNMENT: Read thru Chapter 19

Join the Jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early and stuff we don’t post anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages The shocking reveal about Wren? Yes, she is a Large Margian ghost, of course, but even more shocking she is a fan of jigsaw puzzles! This is the “toast for breakfast” of “liking games”! Mike and Conor dutifully read the book, go to the store, buy brown thread. Tape. Scissors. Munch some toast. Stop to talk to Ethel Lampier. Give her a twenty. Tell her to keep the change. Throw a pumpkin off a roof. Pull the small computer out their pockets. Scroll some news headlines. Oh! And Conor challenges Mike with some Real or Fanfic, and they read the Dumb Sentences of the Week. READING ASSIGNMENT: Read through Chapter 16 Sparks & Shyamalan video interview

Get access to the entire 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike is joined by Stin, the bass player for the acclaimed group Chat Pile, to help him solve a mystery meant for a 10-year-old! Check out Who Loves The Sun, out now and catch the band on tour near you! Plus, here’s Stin’s sweet Coily tattoo And the illustration from the episode

Support the podcast on Patreon to hear exclusive stuff you won’t get anywhere else! This week we covered the Donald J. Sobel mystery with the dumbest solution we’ve heard so far! patreon.com/372pages Will the twist be that there is no twist? We don’t know, we just nibble our toast and do the best we can. THAT SAID, Mike does take on Real or Fanfic, and for the first time in a while we have time to read some mail! Reading Assignment: through chapter 13. And in case you didn’t believe us, the trailer for the movie. (Remember that movie where Casey Affleck ran around in a bedsheet? If I had to guess I’d say it’s like that only worse.)