Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world’s only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?! Guitar God Unleashed: Dr. Sheila Hands, the world's leading guitar surgeon, reveals the secrets behind transforming ordinary guitarists into shredding legends. Classic Rock Trivia Battle: Test your knowledge, Val Verde, and win BIG in our new trivia game! Val Verde's Sandworm Crisis: Experience the panic and chaos as the town faces a terrifying invasion of sandworms. How will Reba McEntire save the day?! Bones All Around: Find out who got a bone from Canadian “Life Is A Highway” rocker, Tom Cochrane!Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries; Flenderson’s Horse Bags; Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde; Rock DollsGuest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Dropout, Grand Crew, Digman, Vulture Comedian You Should Know 2024)Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more! Subscribe to the podcast! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more: https://1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s All-Request Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk!Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock open up the request lines and yell about some of the things bothering them this morning - you know, like every morning radio show. An in-depth debate about the infamous Dogboy at the Shartlesburg State Fair (and whether his paws were sanitary enough to handle funnel cakes).Geoff attempts a spot-on Dogboy impression (debatable).A detour into Hannity & Colmes (…or was it Pete Holmes?) morning radio theater.Sticky’s Barbecue Shack mysteriously burns down mid-broadcast while Jason is supposed to be live on-site.Business Roundup returns: Full-O-Water Gas Station, Twozy Onesie vs Onesie Twozy, The Ache Shack (no breathing hole!), and Billy Idol’s Bounce Weddings — yes, Billy Idol might personally set up your bounce house wedding and eat your hors d’oeuvres.Plus: Good Geoff Facts finally gets its own sounder, we discover what a Fog Hat might look like.Sponsored by Medieval Fights and Dave Matthews Pest Control!Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus.Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val Verde’s pools, rivers, and hot tubs:Gene Simmons getting his tongue stuck in a pool filterJimmy Buffett blasting angel dust at the Val Verde Community PoolMichael McDonald cannonballing into… questionable waters.Iman destroying Bo in a poolside fight.The birth of USA’s “Renegade” after Lorenzo Lamas drunkenly crashed a motorcycle poolsideForgotten cult VHS classics like Boogles Plus: the Hawk crew battles over who’s the greatest Southern Rock band of all time, unpacks Molly Hatchet’s hive mind, and previews this year’s mysterious Rocktober Prize Package! And two new PSA’s from Geoff Garlock and Major Dad.Guest Starring: Jon Gabrus (Action Boyz, Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally)Want to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.••Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Geoff and Whisp reveal the winner of 108.9 The Hawk’s “DJ For A Day Contest,” Dutch Swanson (Matt Gourley), a 104-year-old Val Verde resident, WWII vet, and Judy Blume’s alleged ghostwriter (?!)Contest Winner Gone Wild: Dutch thinks he’s won cash, gift cards, or at least a rain stick for the Tool & Die Festival. Instead, he’s handed the mic. Judy Blume Confessions: Dutch claims authorship of Super Fudge, Forever, and Winds of War. According to him, there are “no atheists in foxholes—or in a Scottsdale motel room with Judy Blume.Weather Report (Sort Of): Instead of saying “cold,” Dutch unleashes a rant about foxholes, mutton chops, and Sideburns Festivals.Community Calendar: Tinker Tailor Soldier Pie eating contest, the canceled Goatee Fest and more!Name That Director – 90s Edition!Plus, payola scams, Rascal Flatts debates, a PSA from Geoff and a man with a tortoise-shell carapace for half a body. Sponsored by:Pizza EmporiumJanie’s Got GunsGuest Starring: Matt Gourley (Superego, With Gourley & Rust, Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend)How to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Actor/comedian Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) stops by the Rock & Roll RV as entrepreneur Kai Fanning to pitch his bizarre luxury compound, Stay Living—a place that promises to be Safe, Thrilling, Affordable… and You Never Leave.Geoff and Whisp dig into Kai Fanning’s plans for:Muscle-bound Bichon Frises patrolling behind barbed-wire fencesAn 800-lane bowling alley and four-story arcadeA Riverboat Casino (pending Val Verde’s mysterious ballot measure S7A43)Raising Cane’s chicken fingers as the official food of the complexAnd the true meaning behind “You Never Leave”Also, Sharon Stone gossip, Gordon Ramsay’s lost reality show Hell Nightmare, the forgotten ’90s Jeremy Piven film Asshouse, David Lee Roth’s cryptocurrency empire, why Whisp will never fund a GoFundMe, and even the mysterious identity of El Fornado.Sponsored by:Bad Company Fudge Company!Steve's Discount Concrete!Guest: Matt HobbyHow to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Val Verde’s tenth favorite radio station welcomes comedian Kylie Brakeman to the Hawk airwaves as Randy Bone, owner of BETBONES, the only sportsbook where you can literally lose your bones when your bet goes bad.From Olive Garden breadstick debates to a bone-powered car meant to solve the energy crisis, Randy Bone proves to be one of Val Verde’s strangest and most visionary “business leaders.” Things get heated when Geoff bets his fibula (and later, a finger) on a friendly game of “Who Said It?”A Slayer Gulch water treatment plant boil notice that leads to unexpected Slayer album discourse.Spiciest mis-sent texts from Val Verde callers, including one too many involving moms.The revelation that Pastor Bone, Randy’s late father, was both a preacher and a drag racer.The terrifying yet oddly wholesome vision of the Bonesmobile — a car made entirely of bones, powered by bones, for the children of Val Verde.Art Spart gets real with traffic and the fact that school is back in Val Verde, whether you want it or not!Kylie on her real-world projects: her one-woman character show Linda Hollywood’s Big Hollywood Night and her podcast Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.Sponsored by:Get "Forever Full" at Sharney's!Steve's Discount Concrete!Guest: Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)Check out her podcast Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on all platforms.How to Support Val Verde’s Second Choice for RockWant to keep 108.9 The Hawk barely on the airwaves? Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Val Verde, strap in. The Boss himself joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for an episode that blows the doors off the very stinky Rock & Roll RV that Geoff lives in. Legendary improviser John Murray becomes Bruce Springsteen, Zooming in live from his legendary album vault to reveal the kind of stories you’ll never hear anywhere else:75 Albums in the Vault: Bruce casually admits he’s been recording nonstop, stockpiling 75+ unreleased albums — including novelty songs (“Baby Bikini”), stomp experiments, rap-country hybrids, and even an all-gum chewing project.NebraskaTown the Movie: Bruce explains how he secretly directed his own life story while wearing masks of Scorsese, Lucas, and John Milius.Springsteen Covers the ’90s: Hear Love Shack reimagined as a dirge about Reaganomics, and Lisa Loeb’s Stay belted out Born in the U.S.A. style.What’s The Nastiest Thing You’ve Done in a Movie Theater: Listeners call in, but Bruce tops them all.Sponsored by Farmer Dan Owns Your Favorite Songs, JUGGGGS Mug Emporium and Turn It On Again AgainGuest:John Murray (UCB, The Bosscast, Old Yorkers) as Bruce SpringsteenHere’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it.Sharney’s Shake-Up: 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges?From Buffets to Fidget Spinners: Turns out Sharney’s new owners made their billions selling anxiety spinners during the pandemic. The New Buffet: Say goodbye to taco stations and hello to fountains of chocolate, salsa, and boiling hot sawmill gravy (bring burn cream).Kids Menu Games: What does Applebee’s serve vs. Sharney’s? Expect Big Crunch tenders and Little Cheeser burgers, plus plenty of clown horns.Beach House: What's with all the creaking sounds?!Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee)Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Get ready for a wild ride through the decade of frosted tips, questionable CD purchases, and every band you half-remember! On this episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show on 108.9 The Hawk, we break down the true path to owning the 1990’s — Val Verde style.From Right Said Fred and Gin Blossoms to Bad Religion’s Crazy Taxi soundtrack fame, Farmer Dan’s jaw-dropping purchase of 500+ 90’s bands (thanks to $43 billion and a shady deal with Monsanto & KISS manager, Doc McGee) will have you questioning reality.ALSO:The bizarre business of buying obscure 90’s bands (and why Farmer Dan might explode if he stops performing).Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls origins and the lost anthem “Big Junk Woman.”Hollow Man as the creepiest invisible pervert in cinema history.Crazy Taxi punk rock nostalgia vs. Tony Hawk soundtracks.Why the John Cougar Mellencamp Summer Camp probably violates every safety code.Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk• •Follow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The hot August heat shines down on the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House as pieces of the house keep crumbling into the sand dunes below, That doesn’t keep Carl Luciferi (Ben Rodgers) from Luciferi Ford from stopping by the house and telling Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock about his upcoming “TRUCKATHON TRUCKABRATION!” Steve Temple Pilots has your sports, Art Spart with traffic, and phones ring as The Geoff and Whisp show asks, “Where’s the weirdest place you’ve done the deed?”Sponsored by Regal Kingdom, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Cleet’s Jetskis, Drugmore and Channel 8's "Data Entry!"Guest Starring: Ben Rodgers (ActionBoyz, Star Trek: Lower Decks)Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is crumbling all around the DJ’s from The Hawk, but that won’t keep them from having a GOOD TIME. What is a “Whisp Tantrum?” How were the album covers for Metallica’s “Load” and “Reload” albums created? Who is Steve Temple Pilots?! All of these questions will be answered plus traffic from Art Spart, Celebrity Impressions, Regal Kingdom, a serious death threat and learn about the latest hot dog exciting Val Verdians at Asshole Stadium!Sponsored by Coopersmith Coffins, Black Water Waterpark, John Cougar Summercamp.Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show! Live from the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House and Jason Gore fills in for Whisp Turlington, as Whisp REFUSES to leave his air conditioned ADU. Jason and Geoff talk about the band Chicago (imagine that), the “Slanted & Enchanted” Beach House deck that was built by Stephen Malkmus, Val Verde’s T-Ball championships and you will NOT believe all of the celebrities in the latest REGAL KINGDOM commercial - including a ghost?! Community Calendar! And we try to get traffic from Art Spart, but he’s too locked into “Crazy Taxi” on his Twitch stream this morning. Sponsored by God’s Golden Brew! Movie Town Movies! And a special announcement from Val Verde Police. Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Summer rages on and the DJ’s at 108.9 The Hawk refuse to leave the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House, even if their sponsor, Toilet Clams, ate all of the house’s plumbing. But that’s okay, the guys have a new sponsor - Regal Kingdom! The game every celebrity loves! Midge Eclair (Beth Appel) stops by the Beach House to talk about her new production of the musical, “Rent,” right on the beach of Verde Bay! Whisp Turlington drops a bombshell that he was one of the original writers of “Rent” with Jonathan Larson - but it had a completely different name and vibe. And Art Spart is stuck on the toilet. Sponsored by: Eliminator Motors! “Grudge Manor” on Channel 8! Shitbox Airlines! Codersson’s Coding Completely!Guest Starring: Beth Appel (The Sex Lives of College Girls, Never Have I Ever, Comedy Bang! Bang!)Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jesus Christ! Who’s been in Whisp’s pool?! Everyone knows that the pool at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is reserved for Whisp ONLY. In the Local News Roundup on The Geoff and Whisp Show, the guys welcome TERA HOLEINIT (Mary Grill) a local medical coder who has been carrying an intergalactic child in her womb for the past 14 years! We know the father is Veractus Five, but how exactly are The Eagles and Whisp’s limo driver, Ritchie involved?Sponsored by: Jacoby & Breyers Funeral Home! John Cougar Summercamp! Sharney’s! Farnsworth Chocolates!Guest Starring: Mary Grill (Young Sheldon, Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell, Veep)Mary also hosts “Wake Up Would Ya: The Nighttime Show with Mary Grill” at The Elysian in Los Angeles!Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh, we’re still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” (JON DALY)! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a ton of odd political talking points in his sleep, but the number one thing he wants to talk about this morning is his current tour playing Weezer’s Blue Album?A Morning Beach Party: While the guys are at the Beach House, a rockin’ Hawk beach party is happening blocks away with live music from FISTER and tons of questionable vendors.Listener Mailbox: Geoff and Whisp dive into the Hawk Listener Mailbox!Secret Sermons: Should more comedians sneak secret sermons into their routines?Sponsored by: Sharney’s! BBC8! Shetland Creameries! Brain Juice!Guest Starring: Jon Daly (Fallout, Kroll Show, Big Mouth)Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE. Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That’s right! ALL of the DJ’s (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they’ll broadcast all shows from the Hawk Beach House. The manager for local Hair Metal legends, TWIZ-DED-FAN-TUH-SEA, DINA LEAF (Pam Murphy) stops by to beg Geoff and Whisp to play more Twiz on the radio AND she brings a long a family secret that will ROCK The Geoff & Whisp Show to its core! PLUS:The Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner & Financial Shenanigans: Whisp and Geoff recount how a "little cash" to Donnie Fairchild, the Val Verde Bay Building Commissioner, secured their once-condemned beach house party pad. It turns out Donnie accepts anything – cash, Zelle, Venmo, Verdecoin, and even Lepcoin (the Def Leppard Bitcoin)!Party Sub Shenanigans: Relive the epic rager at the Hawk Beach House featuring Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard, who famously brought a 20-foot party sub from Party Sub King! Witness the chaos as the Sklar Brothers attempt to "Lady and Tramp" the monstrous sandwich.Mickey Rourke, Kegstand, & Alice In Planes: Discover why the Hawk Beach House equipment is sparking! Plus, enjoy the sounds of Val Verde's number one all-female Alice in Chains tribute band, Alice In Planes, who perform aeronautic-themed covers like "Can't Snuff the Rooster (the rooster is a plane)!"And check out some local shows with the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Betbones!Sponsored by:God’s Golden BrewParty CrapGuest Starring: Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, UCB Theatre)Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Apple, YouTube, Spotify or whatever you listen on!Visit our website & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comJoin the Patreon for early access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave HillThis week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees.Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hill’s got them, but of the non-penis variety. Peter Cetera’s Antics: Whisp and Geoff discuss Peter Cetera’s appearance where he was pissed about not being in the new Karate Kid movie.A Big Announcement: It seems 108.9 The Hawk is going to celebrate the summer in style!And: Listen all week for your chance to Cook A Waffle Breakfast with Hoobastank!Sponsored by:Schlittles!And more!Guest Starring: The legendary Dave Hill. More about Dave here: https://www.davehillonline.com/Order Dave’s comic here: https://www.midtowncomics.com/product/2421462Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything.Sponsored by:MishMashFletchie’sFood GulchVal Verde Community CollegeSeabirds BurritosDrugmoreHere’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us on social media: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos.Sponsored by:Chatbot TherapyBullins Funeral HomeGuest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000)Check out Mike’s book, “Good Game, No Rematch!”https://www.harpercollins.com/products/good-game-no-rematch-mike-drucker?variant=43103018024994Here’s how to support Val Verde’s choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!"Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's neighborhoods.Whisp's Rat Tail Obsession: Whisp's intense desire for the rat tail in the wine bottle.Dirtbag Rock: We break down Rock Bottom's controversial past and the coining of "dirtbag rock".Sponsored by: Greg Lake’s Spring DaysChannel 8’s “Same Damaged Brain”Big Truck: Live from Mike & The MechanicsGuest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache)Check out Jordan HERE:https://www.jordandoll.party/Here’s how to support Val Verde’s choice for rock, 108.9 The HawkSubscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on!Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts!Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirtsEarly access & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawkFollow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, ThreadsLearn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comAnd most importantly, tell your friends about 108.9 The Hawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.