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The History Channel's Ancient Aliens is a divisive show, to say the least, but science (and sci-fi) obsessed nerds, Steve & Joey, are exploring each episode of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory with equal parts love and skepticism...as well as the quirky researchers and experts that evangelize it. What has mainstream science debunked about Ancient Aliens in the years since it premiered? And what mysterious aspects of humanity’s origins are still best explained by theorists like Georgios Tsoukalos, Erich von Daniken, and the rest of this passionate crew of explorers?
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"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! A bit of an aimless episode (literally) as a helicopter can’t seem to maintain control while driving through portal-infused airspace. There are NO ROCKETS - REPEAT: NOOOOO ROCKETS launched in this episode! BUT, the hunky ginger Caleb does drop his balls out of the sky in said whirlybird while crane malfunctions abound as the Fugle’s crew tries to prep the Mesa for drillin’! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! Travis Taylor and the boys are shewtin’ rawkits once again out at the ranch - this time with 1000FPS cameras filming them. And what do they discover? Why the fuckin’ ANOMALY captured visually for the first time of course!!! Oh and there’s plenty of extra deep ground penetration in the form of radar too. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! This episode is about three things, and three things alone: Drones, cones, and scones…EXCEPT WE’RE ALL OUTTA FUCKIN’ CONES AND SCONES Y’ALL! Travis Taylor and the Skinwalker boys are experimentin’ with 200 synchronized drones this episode and the data they capture is pretty crazy with a capital C…for cones. The cones we don’t have any of. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
YeeeeeeeeeeeHAW we are BACK with Travis Taylor and crew as they tackle some of the nastiest rockets, the gnarliest UAPs and the most putrid portals a Skinwalker Ranch has ever produced! Will the Brandon Fugle and the ranch hands ever trust Travis again after it was revealed in the news that he’s been part of the UAP Task Force this ENTIRE TIME?! Will this rift get in the way of what this show has always been about - Helicopters, rockets, and lasers, of course! - Short answer…NO. And that’s good for us, and good for you listeners - enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
We wax philosophical on what we’re basically calling the one year anniversary of Probing Gaia! We return to modern guru Ram Dass, where he meets up with the sultan of psychedelics: Terence McKenna. Terence had a short-lived interview series called “Prague Gnosis,” where he interviewed someone that interested him in the Bohemian capitol of the Holy Roman Empire: Prague, Czech Republic. The questions get deep, the intelligence level is high, and the world play is elite - but a lot of fascinating points are made here and hopefully we’ve broken it down enough so that even if you’re new to all this philosophizing, it should make sense to you. Plus…cum jokes and stuff, as usual. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
Do you like Icke? David Icke, that is! Gaia has seen fit to put the controversial and multi-banned mouthpiece on their streaming network, and giving him a platform to tell the story of his own reality, and all of reality. It's our first real exposure to the Icke-man (who cometh?), so please enjoy...our thoughts.
We join Scott Wolter and Grandmaster of the Knights Templar, Timothy Hogan, for a journey into the connections between the eponymous knights and the ancient city/culture of Atlantis. Are the Knights Templar hiding the ark(s) of the covenant? Are they descendants of the pre-diluvian world before the Younger Dryas impact event that caused the Great Flood? Does Timothy actually make, from scratch, "manna," aka "semen" in this episode, literally on screen? You bet your porn doctor ass he does! Enjoy!
Don't be so Moody - RAYMOND Moody, that is! He actually seems like a pretty cool guy and is the father of Near Death Experience research as we know it in the modern age. He's the one who's collected the data, done the studies, and written the books on the fundamentals of what he interprets the data to point towards. BUT, how does this stack up against the best boy Anthony Peake's all-encompassing Cheating the Ferryman hypothesis?! Many comparisons are made and discussed - enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
Steve just came back from a big cross-country trip so please enjoy our recent breakdown of a NEW Ghost Adventures episode! Over on our Patreon, we're slowly moving through the show so we're only on season 6, but we decided to skip ahead a decade and a half recently and cover one of the new season-openers that Zak and the crew tend to do nowadays. (Original Patreon description below) We're double teaming the Ghost Adventures Crew (God, we WISH!!!!) this month, with a dip into the future of Ghost Adventures (we're still covering season 6 at the time we're posting this) so we can talk about the current Groff-less crew (yes please!) as well as keep things spooky with this double thicc (God, we WISH!!!) ep of Ghost Adventures, which premiered this newest season (27) on Max. Enjoy! (God, we WISH!!!)
This 2007 Bigfoot documentary is great if you're new to the world of the "hairy wild man" of the Pacific Northwest, and would be much more at home as an episode of Ancient Aliens or some other History/Travel/Discovery channel show. The logo IS pretty cool though, and I would be interested in a sticker of it, for sure.
[Joey's wife had another IVF procedure today so please enjoy our September episode of "Probing Deeper" on the amazing documentary by the 'Hellier' crew: The Unbinding!] Original Patreon Description: We sit down to discuss and break down what we liked about Greg and Dana Newkirk's (of 'Hellier' fame) new documentary that's been in the works for a few years now. The first ten minutes or so are spoiler-free, and we give you a big warning and some time to turn it off should you want to pause and go watch this - which you should, it's really great!
Old "Just for Men" George hosts a clip show of his own show about the spookiest part of spooky season: g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOOOOOSTS! Even though he has over 530 episodes to pull from, he basically grabs clips from 7 or 8 porn doctors to explain their take on the paranormal. George, like the weekend at Bernie's animated dead body that he is, is super dynamic as a host - he even says three and four word sentences sometimes! Enjoy!
Wil-to-the-power-of-COCK is back baby! Old Five Heads at Freddies himself rears all five tanned, toothy faces here - with a seemingly failed perm, to boot - to discuss the quantum meanings behind crop circles, a very big arbitrary number that he says is the key to unlocking the “New Jerusalem,” and how, thanks to him and his buddy the archangel Michael, he has helped all of his fans, and the entire world’s population, to bypass all the bad stuff in the Book of Revelations, and how we just need to make it to 2025 to become citizens of this New Jerusalem that have been prophesied. We’re also…a little worried about David: he doesn’t seem well and is under a lot of stress, and it shows. Maybe another two-year hiatus is needed, but just take a vacation instead of writing seven books that you’re selling for over three hundred dollars this time. Oh, and he “owns” a company that is building hover cars. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
We dive back into the quantum realm with Ant-Man, the Wasp, Michael Douglas…and Dr. Theresa Bullard! She’s a pretty cool Ph.D. physicist who also is into new age/esoterica, and overall is a great asset to what SHOULD be science’s mission: explaining reality by exploring ALL the data, and not just sticking to old scientific dogma and making their data fit. We get into the real heady subject matter of quantum consciousness, and, as usual, Anthony Peake references abound as he continues to be the driving force behind tying all of this mind-warping stuff together while accommodating all of science, religion and philosophy. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
Sorry we've been bad with posting, been a hectic month and Joey's wife had a medical procedure today (it went great and she's doing fine!). Please enjoy this Patreon episode from last month, where Zak Bagans and the crew display the height of bro-ness with some good-natured racism and fake-drunk flirting. (Original Patreon description): "Zak and the crew commit microaggression after microaggression in a historical Mexican tourist stop in the southwestern most part of the United States, Zak gets fake drunk twice and uses it as an excuse to be even more douchey than he normally is: what more could you ask for?"
We dive into the first two episodes of a brand new Gaia-exclusive series all about crystals! Being that crystals are the core symbol of the "new age" movement, we thought this series was a cool idea - but how much is actual scientifically researched fact, and how much is porn doctors trying to sell you on precious stones that don't work as described?
[Joey has a huge assignment due this week for school, so we couldn't record a new ep of Probing Gaia last night, unfortunately, but this is a great ep from our Patreon that we hope you'll enjoy in the meantime!] (original Patreon description) More like ASS-more estates amirite?! This is actually a solid episode with tons of good EVPs in it, plus, we begin to get the more "refined" approach from Zak and the crew as the show's budget has clearly increased with its popularity. There's also a dickhead wannabe steampunk prick who runs the place and is mega annoying. Enjoy!
This week, we’re absolutely droolin’ for DICK…Philip K. Dick that is! We’re double-dipping on Anthony Peake because he’s just that interesting. His Cheating the Ferryman theory and Daemon / Eidolon Dyad hypothesis have become an obsession here in the Probing world, but this episode of “OpenMinds” (bad name) is interviewing Peake about the award-winning sci-fi author of Blade Runner, Minority Report, and The Man in the High Castle (to name a few), whom he has written his own book about (that Joey is currently reading). Basically, he thinks Dick is a perfect example of his CTF theory and Daemon / Eidolon dyad. Because Dick was such a prolific writer, Peake has a billion factoids and nuggets to put together a pretty compelling case that Dick actually was a pre-cognitive individual due to having a Daemon in the form of VALIS…even to the point of seeing his own death. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
We go deep into the PEAKE of the current space of philosophic thought - Anthony Peake, that is! This 2014 appearance on a strange Gaia show hosted by a French woman named Lilou is a great introduction to the wide-ranging “Cheating the Ferryman” philosophy that Peake has created (and heavily iterated upon) and shared with us during his lecture and workshop that we attended at Contact in the Desert. Joey has read three of his books since Contact, as well - it’s just that fascinating. Peake is for “the nature of consciousness and reality” what Hellier was for “the paranormal” to us: paradigm-shifting. This one gets real heady and out there, but we’re really interested in his stuff and we hope you are too after you listen to this! Enjoy! Here’s a recent 2023 lecture that Anthony gave for his Cheating the Ferryman book release that will also do a great job at giving you an overview if you don’t want to pay for a Gaia membership: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae1xBJHDt2c&t=183s Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
WE RETURN…to Contact in the Desert, live and in person! It’s been four long years since our virginal trip to Indian Wells for our first CITD, and this consciousness convention came back with a vengeance! The panels were more interesting, the ancient astronaut theorists were virtually nowhere to be found (and that’s a good thing!), and the dance parties were as awkward as ever. This episode is a chonky boy for sure, enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your favorite podcast service! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
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Florida Sparky

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it's been a bit since my last review. Steve an Joey are two of the bestest beautiful boys out in California. if your hobbies include: Ghost Adventures Ancient Aliens Disc Golf Random Life chatter Berserk (the manga) Then this is the podcast for you! Do y'all have a disc that you recommend for slower RHBH? My main go to is my Leopard or my Insanity. What is your main "go to" disc?

Jan 20th
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Rayne Beardsley

I'm glad to hear that everything went well for the Wife of Joey.

Sep 19th
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Charlie

5 stars wen discord

Jan 31st
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Charlie

it's been a while since I listened to the boys, got a few months of content to catch up on on both this feed and the patreon. love the freezer repair insight, as well as the always on subject discussion. I wish to make a motion, we should reinstate the AMULET ASSHOLE title, rather than Medallion Man. love you guys.

Jan 23rd
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Swinging Cock

great the Stoned age movie reference

Dec 6th
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Charlie

I have always loved watching and listening to the boys shoot the shit and talk about what's been happening to them in there lives. I'm a massive fan of the dynamics they have, and the way that I am always guaranteed to crack a smile whenever I listen. Best episode of Trailer Park Boys ever.... oh shit wrong podcast.

Apr 17th
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GilfHunter79

Top podcast again lads, this is my go to podcast for homoerotic fantasies involving David Childress and other ancient astronaut theorists. Enjoying the new skinwalker ranch focus and cant wait to try out the suggested hamster in a bag experiment mentioned in this episode. Keep up the good work you beautiful boys.

Apr 12th
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Charlie

this recent podcast pivot by the boys is as cheesey as my very own foreskin. the main difference is my foreskin has a distinct smell and colour, whereas this podcast is nothing but sublime. If you are looking for a new podcast and have a juvenile sense of humour, this will make your pink sock flap in the wind like an inside powerpuff girl in a wind tunnel. love you Steve & Joey.

Mar 9th
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APesiri

I’ve just discovered this podcast and just finished listening to episode 1. I am absolutely hooked. I’m a big fan of the ancient aliens show. And these guys are spot on of some of the characters in the show. I was laughing so hard on the commute to work people on the bus were looking at me like I was having an epileptic Covid attach.

Feb 18th
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Howling_lobo

Why hello to two of my favorite beautiful boys. Just here catching up on the alien rehash and my favorite podcast. So Joey, apparently we were born 9 days apart. I may be the senior, but I show the proper respect and prolapse hard for you my Pizza Senpai. Besides Ancient Aliens, the weird, the strange and talking shit about Georgie and the gang, I have become a fan of you guys. Especially when you guys talk about cooking and your beer related shenanigans. I have been inspired to work on my pizza dough. Going for that "when Pizza Hut was still good", adjusting my moisture to flour ratio. Trying to relive Saturday morning cartoons and pizza for breakfast. I want to share that experience with my boys. Not to worry Steve, I get wet hearing about you smoking a variety of meats. Well I guess it's time for the actual review. You guys are always great. This episode of AA, garbage. keep up the good work. As always, if you find that this chipped gem is not for you. I kindly suggest that you gra

Jan 18th
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Mike Davis

5 stars fuckers!!! This is an excellent show from the 45 min banter at the beginning of the show ranging from weddings to masturbation to the insightful comments on the actual show including the very well done imitations of the main characters. All around a great time with colourful characters. Telling childhood stories generally consisting of stealing some sort of porn. I usually listen to you on spotify but since you can't leave comments for things on there, here we are. try not to sit on your pink socks cheers Mike from Canada

Jan 12th
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Charlie

5 stars, all day. my top 10 mysterious places are 1. your mums house 2. your mums box 3. matts garage 4. Steve's pink sock 5. Joeys pink sock 6. some koinda spooky cave 7. bobandys corner plot house 8. point pleasant 9. the coffee shop that amulet asshole lives in 10. George noreys private gentlemens club, aka his basement

Dec 28th
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Charlie

oh my deity. The only keyhole I'm interested in is the one to Matts car so he can MOVE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY SO STEVE CAN GET HIS SHIT! FUCK YOU MATT! ahem. superb informative podcast, love to Steve and Joey and Joeys clackers.

Oct 23rd
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Howling_lobo

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐+🍆 Only within the current year have I gotten into listening to podcast. These banana loving chumps are the main reason for that. I have had a long love/hate relationship with the series Ancient Aliens. These guys have shifted that balance to more love then hate. I enjoy the impolite and crude humor. I like that they are equally as open minded as they are skeptical. These are the kind of guys that I would enjoy a beer and conversation with. Now, this podcast is not for everyone. If you find issue with this podcast, you can go suck a bag of Wilcocks. As long as Ancient Aliens continue to be the bane of our existence, I will look forward to each new experience with these beautiful boys.

Sep 24th
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Bobandy

Well just got finished with the Q Patron episode and I loved it. 5 stars boys.I would recommend anyone listening to join Patreon you cheap fucks it’s as little as $5. As good as the material is , what I took away most was that you cannot go to Taco Bell and jerk off according to Steve.

May 31st
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Zank Frappe

5 stars! Beautiful boys beautiful boys, to the danger zone.

May 21st
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Charlie

5 stars, all as bright as the Lord intended. These Bishops of knowledge have done Christendom proud with their furthering of the faith, they have the MOST and BEST proof that Jesus walks, and that anyone who isn't a hardcore Christian is a #HaterSlut. Thanks again guys for proving dinosaurs being nothing more than a myth, and ancient aliens in fact being angels and demons just like our favourite son Zakaria Bagans says. Peace be with you my children. #YAAAASSSSSQUEEEEENNN

May 19th
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Eddy

This episode of Ancient Aliens was so damn stupid but loved hearing you guys rip on it. keep it up boys, great episode.

May 3rd
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Bobandy

Loved the Heavens Gate Patreon episode, which btw anyone listening should join. You mentioned Rumspringer, funny story Keith’s older brother was staying at his Grandmothers in St Pete which is also the Amish Rumspringer destination. Anyway dude was probably 22-24 yrs old and hook up with an Amish girl got her fucked up on meth ( he was a meth cook by trade). She ends up pregnant and hooked on meth. Her family comes down looking for some good old Amish justice he has to leave town in a hurry and took up residence under the local”freeway” cause Keith’s parents disowned him. Me and Keith would sometimes visit him under the bridge. True story, the Amish don’t play.

Apr 26th
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Bobandy

Loved the Heavens Gate Patreon episode, which btw anyone listening should join. You mentioned Rumspringer, funny story Keith’s older brother was staying at his Grandmothers in St Pete which is also the Amish Rumspringer destination. Anyway dude was probably 22-24 yrs old and hook up with an Amish girl got her fucked up on meth ( he was a meth cook by trade). She ends up pregnant and hooked on meth. Her family comes down looking for some good old Amish justice he has to leave town in a hurry and took up residence under the local”freeway” cause Keith’s parents disowned him. Me and Keith would sometimes visit him under the bridge. True story, the Amish don’t play.

Apr 26th
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