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A podcast about squandered potential in media, hosted by Eliza and George. If you've got any questions, send them over to dontgetitpodcast@gmail.com
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Back and covering some Lesser Torture Porn from the Post-Saw era. Listen as Eli Roth treats us to some "Lesbionics", Joss Whedon attempts to defend us from the horrors of a lady on a poster and Everyone tries to kind of do Saw and kind of do Se7en.
Join Eliza, George, and their increasingly faulty microphones for a catch up of films, television, and games watched during the UK COVID-19 lockdown, all of which have Squandered their Potential... Be prepared for the faint sounds of the trampoline terror, and, an obligatory mention of Poy Barts! (FYI Following Elliot Page's announcement of his transition, we have removed a section covering the game Beyond: Two Souls.)
We're back at it and covering the 2000s Torture Porn Boom with the granddaddy of this short lived sub-genre: Saw! That's right, we watched hours upon hours of Saw content, and did not enjoy ourselves!
George's personal worst of the decade along with some of cinema's most cursed offerings of the last 10 years. Some truly awful stuff. Merry Christmas!
Films which are incompetent... Evil... Remarkably Strange... Films which we just... Kind Of Hate. With a deep dive into Eliza's personal worst film of the last decade. we run through some of the biggest stinkers of the last 10 years. Merry Christmas!
Join us as we venture into Breaking Dawn parts one and two, completing our descent into the world of Twilight. We discuss the very real threat of Bella getting boned so hard she dies, Chuckesmee, and preach for about 45 minutes about mormon Trojan horses in YA fiction.
CW: eating disorder chat around 25 minutes in.
Join us as we embark down the deeply erotic path of chaste Mormon supernatural romance films for 13 year old girls. Are you Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Release RPatz? Or team Jorts. All are valid choices. Happy Halloween.
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile more like Extremely Tasteless ,Shockingly Horny and Mediocre. We take a look at several attempts to bring the stories of IRL serial killers to the silver screen. As well as the small screen, as a number of films covered here are Extremely Made For TV.
Featuring in this episode (in order) films about Fred and Rose West, the Moors Murderers, Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer, Wournos and the """Zodiac killer"""
A podcast??? About Star Wars??? That says the prequels are BAD????? what the fuck.... no one has ever done that before. Eliza and George bring MIND BLOWINGLY ORIGINAL TAKES to the rarely discussed Star Wars prequels feat: Weird Al.
Today Eliza and George take a dive on art house darlings/genuine perverts: Harmony Korine and Larry Clark. SPRING BREAK... SPRING BREAK... SPRING BREAK FOREVER.
The only EVIL resident here, is adapting video games to films BADLY. Do you see what we did there??? Eliza and George enter their own Silent Hill style pocket hell dimension upon discussing the film adaptations of classic playstation games Resident Evil and Silent Hill. They apologise in advance for the point where The Edible Hits and they become somewhat less coherent.
JUST A REGULARLY UPDATED PODCAST WITH ONE OF IT'S REGULAR UPDATES! George and Eliza are back from hibernation following being KO'd by Game of Thrones (and getting new jobs and moving cross country)with an episode about two games which are nearly great! Though one is more nearly great than the other. Today's opening and closing music is from the Vampyr OST.
Remember when Eliza and George complained about what a bunch of dumb idiots the writers were for not realising Dany was a despot??? And smugly played the Internationale under their rant?? Yeah well um. Have fun with the next 90 minutes of backpedalling/explaining why they're still right. Discourse abound!
Still dedicated to Daario Naharis who we still forgot to mention. This franchise wasn't good enough for Jason Momoa.
God fucking dammit Jesus Christ you sons of bitches. You blew it up. Damn you. Damn you all to hell you SONS OF BITCHES.
George and Eliza discuss their........ Distaste for this final season of Game of Thrones, while clearly feeling somewhat smug about having set their expectations as low as humanly possible. This episode is dedicated to our fallen Fuck Boy Daario Naharis, whomst we forgot to drag, and the producers just... kind of forgot, I guess.
This week's theme music is 'Game of Thrones main theme 80s version' by Steve Duzz check 'em out. > www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbtC223e30
This week, Eliza and George do a whole Class Warfare thing, and get really really mad about the class politics in this stupid titty dragon show, aiming their ire at the stupidest, tittiest dragon woman of all... The Big Dee.
We also cover Daario Naharis: the biggest fuck boy in Westeros, Ser Jorah being peeled like a grape, we check in with Sam and Gilly and we talk about our predictions for season 8 because we recorded this ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
This week's theme music is 'Game of Thrones main theme 80s version' by Steve Duzz check 'em out. > www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbtC223e30
Dying to hear about season 8 of GoT? You've come to the wrong place. We're still talking about season 4-7. The Lannisters this time! We're talking Jaime's character arc pause, the Dornish Apocalypse, mourning our beloved Margaery, and hyping our most blessed and perfect Cersei. Also, Tyrion.
This week's theme music is 'Game of Thrones main theme 80s version' by Steve Duzz check 'em out. > www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbtC223e30
Just watched episode one of season 8? Dying for a podcast about it?? Well, here's Not That. We're talking Baratheon dregs and Jon Snow in this ep.
We're back! And we're covering seasons Bran, Arya, Sansa and friends in seasons 4 thru 7. Should we perhaps have covered season 4 along with 1-3? probably. Do we want to forget that season 5 ever happened? YES. DO WE DEMAND A QUEEN IN THE NORTH??? HOH HO, CRABSOLUTELY MY FRIEND.
This week's theme music is 'Game of Thrones main theme 80s version' by Steve Duzz check 'em out. > www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbtC223e30
In true George RR Martin fashion, we continue our largely unedited ramble on seasons 1-3 of GoT. We cover the real love of George's life (Cersei) and what Eliza considers to be GoT's single biggest issue... Hugely Popular Main Character Danaerys Strongbow fist of her name the mother of wagons, along with her murder of fuckboys and the Barathelannister clan.
THIS WEEK we got VERY carried away with talking about seasons 1 through 3 of Game of Thrones and had to split our episode in two. In this half, we make our way through the Stark family, discussing the triumphs and failings of their writing and presentation through the first half of the TV show. Next week, we talk Baratheons, Lannisters and the Big D.
This week's theme music is 'Game of Thrones main theme 80s version' by Steve Duzz check 'em out. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbtC223e30
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