Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?

In Episode 96 “Apology Tour” of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs count down their worst 12 takes and try to make things right as they head into the twilight hours of this twisted podcast.

It’s all in the title, baby. Watch the most thematic movie of all time along with Nick and Keegs, and prepare yourself for laughs, scares, sharks, cages, and most of all… themes. Feel free to participate in our drinking game- found on our instagram @heresapodcastareyouhappynow or below: Drink when you hear a rule being made. Drink every time there’s a breakup. Drink every time you get mad at any character for not wearing a mask. Drink if you agree with Keegan that most breakups happen over vacation. Take a shot if you don’t. Drink anytime someone mentions Stuart. Drink anytime we misremembered something. Drink every time Mandy Moore has a chance to turn back. Drink any time someone references Mandy Moore being boring. Any time you see something that looks too rusty to function correctly in an operation as complicated and high-stakes as shark-cage diving, drink. Any time there’s a dorsal fin above the water. Drink any time someone mentions ‘the bends’. Any time someone gets eaten, finish your drink. Drink anytime a shark doesn’t attack from below. Finish your drink and scream “47 meters down” any time you see the number 47- if you don’t scream, finish another drink. Do you see a theme? Drink? Drink. If anyone in the room asks you what the theme of something is and you can’t think of one, finish your drink. Any time you get mad at the Executive Producer(s), drink. Any time you get confused to how Keegan got a little drunk off three drunks, drink.

In Episode 94 of HAPAYHN, Nick breaks out! Join us as we rant about the new direction of Progressive Insurance, Divorce, and the flavor of Wintergreen. Features the segment: "In My Brain of the Week".

In an exciting change of pace Ep. 93 “Super Crazy Trendy Current Events Episode” finds Nick and Keegs talking about things that actually happened today. Check out the episode for hot takes on love, artillery, baby showers, and Norwegian optimism.

In Episode 92 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs dive into a rogue cocaine shipment, and kids burning their eyes with hand sanitizer; pulling the threads to better understand the global implications of these ‘small’ news stories and their connection to the weekly theme of ‘New Beginnings’. Features segments: In My Brain of the Week, and Thematic Movie of the Week.

In Episode 91 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Nick and Keegs throw it back with some listener themes, some terrible candy, food recalls, and Big Science’s indecisiveness. Features segments: in my brain of the week, and thematic movie of the week.

In Episode 90 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs welcome back their romance crew and talk asshole qualities on dating apps in an episode where every thing goes wrong.

In Ep. 89 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? hosts Nick and Keegs dive into Nick’s rage over the Jets winning (fake fan?), our fears about bridges collapsing, missed opportunities to eat more pigs in a blanket, why nuts are bad, and of course a heavy dose of Nerdom. Features the segment(s): In My Brain of the Week, and Nerd Keegs.

In Ep. 88 of HAPAYHN “Toast is Just Bread” hosts Nick and Keegs dive into the easiest foods to completely ruin with the least amount effort, and the most dangerous playground equipment from their childhoods.

Ep. 87 "Nick and Keegs' Infinite Sorrow Playlist" by Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?

In pt. 2 of Ep. 86 "Turkey Boiz"- Nick and Keegs finish up their turkey brackets, showing both the palette and temperament that have made HAPAYHN the premier podcast about everything and nothing.

In part 1 of Ep. 86 "Turkey Boiz", Turkey Boiz Nick and Keegs dive into a critical listener voicemail and then a contentious Thanksgiving Bracket.

In the face of imminent second lockdowns, Nick and Keegs use Ep. 85 “Jam Bands and Dune, Baby!” to chat about some of their favorite books and shows to help you sit inside all day! They also talk about death!

In Episode 84 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy now?, Nick and Keegs go on a journey of the mind, and do the crossword.

Newsflash: dating is tough in 2020 whether you’re in a committed relationship, testing the waters of distanced romance, or a born-again virgin! Listen to the romance crew breakdown all of the ups and downs, but mostly downs, of trying to keep love alive- and of course, whether or not Ketamine is the right drug to ring in 1 year with your SO.

In Episode 82 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Your hosts, Nick and Keegs, dive into the timing of parenthood, various reddit threads, and the new Borat movie!

In this special episode of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? born-again pundits Nick and Keegs test the copyright laws of their hosting services, explore how fighter Colby Covington has ruined Keegan’s life, discuss an extraordinarily cool political project that a HAPAYHN contributor (our esteemed Science Guy!) is undertaking, and take a deep dive into the imagined feud between Vin Diesel and Jeremy Renner. Find all details for donating to Brett’s run on our instagram @heresapodcastareyouhappynow

In Episode 80 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs talk their naming contest for an official rugby team, Melania's new sculpture, auctioning off Abe Lincoln's bloody hair, and a listener voicemail.

In Episode 79 of Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? your hosts, Nick and Keegs, dive into their weekly poll of devoted listeners with “is winking making a comeback?”, some hot stories regarding gender reveals and surprise childbirth (!), and a big ol’ F U to Amazon Studios for putting out the flaming hot pile of shit that is ‘7500’ in an incendiary Nerd Keegs. Apology from the Producer: “This is Keegs from HAPAYHN, in shitting on ‘7500’ and the multiple ways it falls short of doing its due diligence in filmmaking and storytelling around a sensitive subject, I turned to a movie that I thought did a splendid job in those areas. This movie was ‘Stronger’ the story of Jeff Bauman, a survivor of the Boston Marathon Bombing, as played by Jake Gyllenhaal. I didn’t expect the segment to go in that direction and failed to do the necessary research beforehand. I spent the entire segment mispronouncing Jeff Bauman’s name, which in a regular podcast could maybe be forgiven, but in one that spends so much time calling attention to the difference between ‘intent’ and ‘impact’, especially in that segment, is unacceptable. I thought it was a useful conversation, I thought it brought some good points to light, and ultimately it recommended a story worth telling, and so I did not want to delete the whole segment for my mistake. Again, I apologize for the oversight- I will try to be better, and I hope that those who would, or did, take offense to it can still enjoy the discussions within.”-Keegs

In Episode 78 of HAPAYHN, hosts Nick and Keegs introduce a brand new segment, talk breakfast sandwich life hacks, and dive into the hottest story of the week(s)- James Blunt giving himself scurvy, and Airlines getting into the takeout game. Features the segments In My Brain of the Week, and Weekly Poll of the Week (new).