You Can't Do That

"This is Cognitive Dissonance: Ignore It: The Sport." We're back, babes! Rave, Kelly, and Eva gather to assess the overall state of the Washington Capitals, evaluate our newest boys (and boys who aren't new but who we lowkey forgot about, sorry to those boys), review Kelly's notes from the Caps-Pens home opener, and share a big announcement. This episode was recorded on October 11, 2026. Timecodes: (2:48) Experience Cuppage | (9:29) New Caps! | (47:21) First few Caps games of the season  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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"'Scenes From A Hat' ass." Shocking no one, Eva, Kelly, and Rave cheered as the Carolina Hurricanes stomped on Vegas (and Carter Hart) to win the Stanley Cup, and became fully Jarv-pilled in the process. Also on the docket: Dylan Larkin, PWHL roster supremacy, and - yep, it's that time again - the combine. This episode was recorded on June 16, 2026.Timecodes: (4:07) Pool Without a Ladder | (9:37) Stanley Cup Finals | (44:41) Elsewhere in the NHL/PWHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Matt! No!!" Is there a worse Cup Finals matchup for this particular podcast than Vegas vs. Carolina? Kelly, Eva, and Rave give this question the sincere deliberation it deserves…but not before checking in on several more compelling topics, including Team Finland, the Montreal Victoire, and Evgeni Malkin. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2026.Timecodes: (3:06) Summer Camp Catalog | (18:07) Worlds & the PWHL | (41:45) The Stanley Cup Finals ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Look how muscles he is." The second round of the playoffs has left Rave, Eva, and Kelly perturbed and disappointed tbqh!! Time to choose the lesser of several evils and check in on the relative villainy levels of Jakub Dobeš, John Tortorella, the PWHL's compliment sandwich, and the Canucks' new president(s) of hockey ops. This episode was recorded on May 19, 2026.Timecodes: (3:22) Glory to the Whelk King | (11:02) Playoffs Round 2 | (46:50) Conf Finals | (1:04:00) Elsewhere in the NHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★