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Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Ass Cactus

Ass Cactus

2026-02-1302:30:04

Originally Aired February 13, 2026: They yell, they scream, they throw up on the floor. Rewriting history. Everything you wanna know about your baby daddy banging your sister. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do Babies Fart?

Do Babies Fart?

2026-02-1202:33:16

Originally Aired February 12, 2026: Mailing your feces. Buzz balls. Everything you wanna know about evil winning in the end.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mus-kie TV

Mus-kie TV

2026-02-1102:31:43

Originally Aired February 11, 2026: Scottish subway milk and cereal duck man. Getting naked at a theme park. Everything you wanna know about deadly kite festivals.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
HAMS 27th Anniversary

HAMS 27th Anniversary

2026-02-1002:29:37

Originally Aired February 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Red Tuesday. Everything you wanna know about a hurt feelings report.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Scandinavian Elk Fever

Scandinavian Elk Fever

2026-02-0902:29:30

Originally Aired February 9, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Thunder box. Everything you wanna know about giving kids chewable laxatives.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Monkey Jerky

("Best Of"): Monkey Jerky

2026-02-0602:06:25

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
H.A.M.S. 4077th

H.A.M.S. 4077th

2026-02-0402:27:14

Originally Aired February 4, 2026: Gassy grandmas. Footloose. Everything you wanna know about key string artillery shells.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Butt-weisers

Butt-weisers

2026-02-0302:30:57

Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Buy N Bulk Ho

Buy N Bulk Ho

2026-02-0202:30:43

Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know about punching his hair off, ho.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full-Assed Morning Show

Full-Assed Morning Show

2026-01-3002:38:54

Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't Mess with Mom

Don't Mess with Mom

2026-01-2902:31:43

Originally Aired January 29, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you. Everything you wanna know about being caught in a lie.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pasta La Vista

Pasta La Vista

2026-01-2802:22:27

Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Hatfishing

("Best Of"): Hatfishing

2026-01-2702:32:12

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
They Just Tased Ryan

They Just Tased Ryan

2026-01-2602:36:51

Originally Aired January 26, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Ketchup goes on everything. Everything you wanna know about minding your business at the local bus terminal.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Worst Queso-nario

Worst Queso-nario

2026-01-2302:31:22

Originally Aired January 23, 2026: Penis cage. Just roll a ball out. Everything you wanna know about shadow people.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big Kahuna

Big Kahuna

2026-01-2202:30:15

Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Am So, So Cereal

I Am So, So Cereal

2026-01-2102:32:05

Originally Aired January 21, 2026: Cereal behind the wheel. The uncatchable serial killer elephant. Everything you wanna know about being a Ram-ly man.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gun-orrhea

Gun-orrhea

2026-01-2002:33:54

Originally Aired January 20, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Fish house mishaps. Everything you wanna know about calling 911 over 150 times.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Cold Turkey

("Best Of"): Cold Turkey

2026-01-1902:24:22

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comments (18)

shane may

I listen, live, every morning till work; and then I use this app to listen to the podcast in the afternoon. I've been listening to these guys for more than a decade. love them!

Jan 5th
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Josh Hawes

a. 0 ,imo , mm ml l up cut off ch I t hurt hurt4pp 9a,8,was it ok

Aug 2nd
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Doug Dennington

great, more cuck talk. I stopped listening to the show yesterday because of the subject matter being revolting and they pick it right back up this morning. I'm out. you're not Howard Stern and it's just gross. they all sound like they've just discovered the word cuck

Jun 19th
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John Smith

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Nov 5th
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Adam Balogh

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Mar 31st
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Jan 12th
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Doug Dennington

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Jan 4th
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Doug Dennington

Do these people understand the meaning of an endorsement? At no point during the discussion did anyone, especially Dana, mention the name of the business, the name of the doctor, and the "great work they performed!", or how about the clinical term for the procedure; they just kept calling it "a procedure". Simply WOW.

Oct 7th
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Doug Dennington

When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.

May 3rd
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Doug Dennington

Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least

Sep 23rd
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Doug Dennington

Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole

Sep 9th
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Lynne Cerillo

Lol yep everyday

Jul 27th
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Zach Gall

Infected genital peircings.

Jan 21st
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Andy Schendel

yep

Nov 27th
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David

Anybody else use this app for this morning show?

Nov 22nd
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