Time For The Show

Doktor Faux wants to hunt cryptids with peas on Skinflute Ranch, Caller23 explains the multidimensional state of Florida. Peas wants to go the desert with Faux because he doesn't like X-Day. Peas mentions "Lady Ghostbusters", Doktor Faux compares Citizen Kane to Sonic the Hedgehog

To avoid doing one-hundred episodes, Faux sells Hypercube Labs and begins clearing the inventory and then going out to Airport Chili's.

Who would win: one steroider, or one crackboi?? This question has plagued self-appointed dipshits since times pseudo-memorial, measured on the scale of DOZENS OF HOURS AGO, but this week's pennjillette, HMFIC Doc Ellis, breaks it all THE FUCK DOWN for y'all's. You think you're sexy enough to listen to this episode? You're probably right -- IT'S THAT BAD!! This is the first intentionally un-lost, surprise/regularly-scheduled episode in cerebro-apocalyptic history! Because Reverand [sic] peas [sic] didn't show up until mere minutes before the scheduled end of the show, we continued for A WHOLE EXTRA HOUR -- mostly just to allow peas to offer his Blind Eye submission and the fan-favorite: peas apologizes to everyone for everything ever. Uninitiated viewers are hereby admonished to approach this episode in a mature manner, not succumbing to the temptations of low-hanging toilet humor and cultish sophistry.

Peas had a tummy ache in his tooth, so his overstudy, Dr K'taden Legume, joins the show to play his part and tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a cyanide pill. Fidd blind-eyes instant oatmeal for not being instant. Faux plays every version of 20th Century Man except the version peas requested.

"You're gonna have to carry this one, peas!" Holy jumpin' jeeperwinks; Fidd and Faux are recovering from two straight days of eating nothing but lunar regolith and popcorn. Peas wins a free trial-size box of Lucky Charms for being the millionth customer at the whites-only nail salon. Doktor Faux runs out of toilet paper and must wipe his ass with his collection of defunct Chuck-E-Cheese tickets. Fidd elaborates on this week's life hack: how to properly chill tampons for use on hot days.

This week's pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd's spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can't seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You're welcome.

This week's pennjillette is Doktor Legume! On this episode, the hosts have their white privilege called out by Doktor Legume. Doktor Faux trades his family's cow for the last three Quaaludes in existence. Fidd Chewley's weekly tip for non-hemophiliacs is how to de-scramble eggs WITHOUT selling your soul to Satan. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] introduces his new line of low-impact wiffledildoes.

The sound sucked on the last show suck'd, so here's a bunch of pre-recorded stuff edited together into some kind of show-like conflagration! In this, the most un-lost-est of episodes, our pennjillette is Reverend Caller 23, in the studio for gardening tips and best practices regarding the storage of coin polish. reverand [sic] peas [sic] had a bad day and subsequently fades in and out of a Discord coma. Doktor Faux explains the perils of non-standard jar threading. Fidd Chewley offers his patented Do's-and-Dont's regarding false memory implantation. Listen to this episode seven times in a row and win an ice cube tray full of George Wasington Memorial Toothpaste!

This week's pennjillette is Cat Feather. Fidd can't correctly tune his duduk, so he purposefuly sneezes on Faux's ant farm in frustration. peas [sic] attempts to do good radio; he is immediately corrected and punished by Faux and Fidd. Co-solipsists, Dok Cosmac and Not-That-Bob Dapper, join the show in the second hour, but soon run home crying to their mommies and TELLING ON US! By the end of the show, Penitent Man is once again the only one who passes.

The whole point of doing the show live is to AVOID HAVING TO EDIT, but Fidd and Faux had to be in the OTHER studio during showtime this week, so we committed the ultimate Time for the Show sin by PRE-RECORDING A SHOW! That's right, for the first time ever, this episode is actually a pre-prepared show, which gave us the chance to do things somewhat differently than usual, namely the inclusion of some prank calls by Faux and Fidd. The usual peas/Fidd/Faux circle-jerk was recorded the night before, much later than we normally do the show live, which explains why peas was DRUNK from minute one and passes out before the session is over. PEAS IS DRUNK ON THIS EPISODE, but it's okay; he felt really bad about it the next morning and apologized to me and told me not to make a big deal about it.

Fidd and Faux only have a few hours to bill to the show, so Peas joins them and special guest Reverend Caller who has somehow gained access to the main gate at Hypercube Labs. It only takes a few minutes, but the guys over-come the shadow of the ECHO-FIDD before tearing off onto how Peas […]

The show returns to it’s normal Monday-night slot with the guys holding hands and singing songs. Special guest Riley Mix of Anti-Social Engineering joins the first hour, and tells us how his co-host is pee-shy when not in the special fortified bathroom. The guys then learn about “locking” the room behind them before going LIVE […]

In this special FRIDAY-NIGHT episode of Time For The Show, the “safe-harbor” rule is thrown out and the SWEARS and CUSSES come FULL SWING! Faux takes a backseat as Engineer while Fidd and Peas discuss the weird world of today with (now back at home FROM Hypercube) Reverend 80. Faux unplugs Peas’ mic causing quite […]

Faux, peas, and Fidd get the band back together just in time for the local high school’s Battle of the Podcasts. Dok Cosmac returns with a thumbtack in his shoe to talk about X-Day: The Video Game: The Demo. Fidd’s license to dock in the safe harbor is revoked. In the second hour, the show […]

THE CONVERGENCE IS UPON US!!  All of the COOL SubJeemises are at Hypercube for a week of repeatedly checking on each other to MAKE SURE IF THEY’RE OKAY.  Fidd struggles to rally for the show after two days of eating nothing but a banana and 40 beers.  Faux’s printer gets stuffed into Davy Jones’ […]

Fidd Chewley is revived by the mystical healing properties of Acai Berries and 24-Hour Loop of “All Dogs Go To Heaven”. We celebrate with co-host Doktor Walter Cosmac, and revel in glee as Peas finds out he is locked out of the HyperCOMM.   Time For The Show Season One – Episode Six January […]

With Faux coming down with Super AIDS and Fidd still DEAD from Super AIDS, It’s up to Reverand Peas to run the show. Luckily, he has the HyperCOMM filled with lackluster talent as Reverends Bob Dapper and Nugget join Hypercube Science Advisor Doktor Cosmac for an hour of incoherent psycho-babbel! Time For The Show Season […]

After the news breaks that Fidd Chewley is dead, peas and Faux plan on how they are going to run the show. They end up opening up the HyperCOMM 30 minutes earlier than usual and end up talking  to “Bob”. Time For The Show Season One – Episode Four January 04, 2018 Doktor Faux, Reverand […]

SubGenius Overman Philo Drummond joins good ol’ Kentucky Peas on an in depth discussion of mint juleps and horse racing while Fidd and Faux whisper quietly into hidden microphones. Time For The Show Season One – Episode Three January 04, 2018 Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley

Reverend Ivan Stang from the Church of the SubGenius comes by to deny his involvement with anything that might have been considered remotely funny in the 1980s. Peas is there too.