Grownups Are Lucky

A lot of things happen on an airplane despite nothing actually happening on an airplane.

Time is like an uncomfortable canoe.

The future is whenever.

It’s that time of year. Take care of yourself. Remember that spiritual fulfillment is in none of the places major advertisers are telling you to look. There is nothing under the tree that is going to fill your many voids. But, you do look great in that sweater and your egg nog is, once again, out of sight.

We only have so much time and yet we mostly waste it. This podcast is also a waste of time, but under five minutes, so maybe listen while on the toilet.

An exciting episode that may or may not be an allegory about the creative process.

While we do things we start to think about other things forgetting sometimes that all the time we are absolutely nothing.

Are we robots? Are robots us? Are we us?

Love is mostly feeling fine about mostly not feeling love in the way you mostly thought you might.

There will exist a moment when we will look to something that doesn’t exist to help us figure out if and how to exist.

Let’s take it to the creator and ask for our money back, while also not holding our breath, because, let’s be honest, return policies these days are designed to overwhelm you until you give up. But don’t give up. You’re special. Probably.

Today’s episode is a re-broadcast of a real emotional belch you’re just going to have to deal with. You don’t get to have ups without downs. Sir Isaac Newton probably said that in more high falutin terms. Other people probably said it too. Seems pretty obvious.

There is no point in waiting for everything to be good. Get on the dance floor. Shake it up. Barf a little in your mouth. Life is short.

This week’s episode features sleight of hand, and a special new segment on facial expressions.

Do you ever look in the mirror and think, I feel like I’ve seen that face before?

What is love? What is a story? Why are we here? What comes tomorrow? This latest episode answers none of these questions!

It’s a brand new season of Grownups Are Lucky, which means absolutely nothing, because we just took the stack of story recipes, shuffled them, and then changed the shit up like we were playing drunken Madlibs. And maybe we were. Who are you to judge? You’re the one who can’t find anything better to do than to listen to this crap.

You are what you bring to the table, and you are alone at that table, even if there are other people at that table. They can’t help you, except for maybe being able to pass the salt.

As should come as no surprise, this year’s season finale doesn’t mistletoe the line, when it comes to holiday cheer.

This episode is so stupid you’ll feel great about yourself for not being as stupid as this episode.