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This week, we discuss serial spitters, the dangers of going to the movies, Jim Carrey's sanity, the pros and cons of breast feeding, provide a quick overview of "The Mule" (2018) and a thorough dissection of this week's film, "The Matrix" (1999). All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE movie review podcast of the post-apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA!
In this week's episode, we discuss the film American Psycho (2000). Other topics include Gabe's penchant for granny puss, cannabis infused dinner parties gone awry, as well as a cult of ambiguously gay barbecuers who may be using their Youtube fame to troll for boy butt.
If you haven't heard this episode, you better check...this...OUT!
ONE YEAR OF CINEMAPOCALYPSE NOW IS UPON US!!!! Thank you everyone for being here for and entire year of surviving the Cinemapocalypse with us!!! In this CLASSIC episode we discuss Mar Mar's statutory grey areas, Whippin' it out, Garfield, gangbangin in Alaska, and Tard Love Triangles. We also discuss the shitpostin' shooting and finally get into a thought provoking analysis of 2003's Korean Drama "Oldboy"!!! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE PREMIERE MOVIE REVIEW OF THE POST APOCALYPSE!!! Join the Militia!!!!!
We discuss Jussie Smollet the retarded liar, the mini mass shooting, Doyle's retarded boomer takes on the internet, lucid dreaming and nightmares, ren and stimpy revelations, and the EAR/ONS killer. Plus Don's pick "The House that Jack Built" (2018) JOIN THE MILITIA
In the absence of Big Daddy Don Bodeen, our survivors carry on with heavy hearts. Scott got sexually assaulted at work while the cashier manager did more than count cash. Dog ball earrings, slutty wing restaurants, close calls and booger picking. Owen Benjamin steals things!And our very first listener voicemail, Denzil. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
The boys are back again for another installment where they discuss the Super Bowl, MBTA Life, and high school murderers. They also take down the new podcast of "IRL Jared Threatin" (as referenced in episode 36) before talking about how the Jews ruined Mattapan, a local conspiracy theory. Finally they give a thorough review of 1995's "Heat" starring Deniro and Pacino. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!
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This week the boyz indulge a listener request from across the pond as they review the 1986 Oliver Stone film "Platoon" as well as discuss the sad state of The Learning Channel, synthetic weed, Chris Hansen getting in hot water, mainstream pedophilia, 'roids, and washed up pornstars. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
R. Kelly in trouble at the White House's hamberder feast for using ketchup. Is Gillette really the BEST a man can get? Discussing the moral quandary of Man vs. Children boxing. We review Bird box (2018) "It's a movie." -Mar Mar
All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
In this return to form, the boyz discuss Scott's recent health scare and how junkies have ruined the medical industry, "Vice", Louis C.K. 2019, and Ed Buck the Hillary loving ghoul. They also discuss the documentary series "The Staircase", how liberal Massachusetts is and finally an in depth bashing of the 1999 P.T. Anderson film "Magnolia". All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!
Our crime fighters return with their continued review of "The Matrix" (1999). Julia chimes in, we discuss the plausibility of the world within the movie and Trinity is still ugly. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-apocalypse. JOIN THE MILITIA!
This week's episode we discuss the allure of rotund tundra wookies, canceling the Oscars, PETA's colloquialisms, Soulja Boy's foray into the console wars, and Scott's boss' fashion faux pas. We also review the late Jim Varney's 2nd film starring as his character Ernest P. Worrell "Ernest Saves Christmas 1988". All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
In this reunion episode the boys welcome back Mar Mar and welcome their first feminist guest Liz Leis to the show. They discuss Neil "Smoke" DeGrasse Tyson's being Me Too'd, an Orthodox Jewish party performer (Uncle Moishey), beating up senior citizens, hot toys and parenting advice. Mar Mar also gets Me Too'd. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITA!!!
In this gut busting installment the boys discuss Thot Audit, the remote tribe off the coast of India, Jared Threatin and who it reminds us of IRL. We also touch on the Queen biopic and finally we dissect the 1998 film "Pleasantville" All this and more on the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
In this classic ep the boys get back to basics while telling shit stories and homeless guy stories, discuss racist humor at work, and military coups. Scott gives his anticipated full gameplay review of the white supremacist video game "Angry Goy 2", and Gabe dishes on how he allowed himself to be the emotional tampon for a whiny anti-Trumper. Finally the lads get into their suprisingly in-depth review of "Addams Family Values" (1993) All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
In this groundbreaking episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, the boys interview the inimitable Pat Dixon of Crime Report and TRUMP on the Compound Media Network. They discuss the state of movies and the media, Pat's taste in film, a joke he told that got a glass thrown at him, and the 2001 Coen Brothers Neo - Noir film "The Man Who Wasn't There." All this and MUCH MORE!!!
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Umbrella stories, 9/11 for Jews and roast beef-laden fantasies. Also, a review of the 2004 science fiction film, "Primer".
Because last episode was released early we reward YOU, the treasured listeners, to this very special BONUS MINISODE!!! We are visited by Mar Mar's ghost and we briefly discuss "Overlord", Gabe gushes over "Mid90s" and we give our take on the so-called MAGA Bomber. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
For the fourth and final installment of "Horror-ble Movie October", our heroes dissect 2018's "Halloween". Also discussed are old white lady flash mobs, lack of diversity at the mall of Maine, and a debate over Jamie Lee Curtis' status as feminist icon or mere Activia-eating bitch. JOIN THE MILITIA!
In this second week of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys detail some movies they watched over the weekend including "Bone Tomahawk" and "Venom" Before Gabe attempts to get out his review of "A Star Is Born" as Don and Scott mock him mercilessly. Finally they get to the main event "Inside" (2007), a French horror film. All this and MUCH MORE!!! JOIN THE MILITIA
Join us as we celebrate the month of October with reviews of "horror-ble" films. First up is the 2015 stinker, "The Shattering". This week's episode features special guest Jason Kelly of the Static Rift radio show.




