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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Episode 1915 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:22 What happened in 1915? 00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved 00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced 00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident): 00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1914 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps  00:04:20 What happened in 1914?  00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan  00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks  00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage    00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento   And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913 00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men 00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women  00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana 00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico 00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1912 brought to you by www. patreon.com/hardfactor - JOIN OUR COMMUNITY!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger? (00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs (00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers (00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex (00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1911 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 What happened in 1911? 00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing 00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released  00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments 00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library 00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamingo resort And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1910 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 United airlines can kick you off for not wearing headphones now 00:19:20 Britney Spears DUI 00:25:29 Kristi Noem fired/demoted 00:37:12 Welsh Police sell idiotic tiny police cars after they don’t work: And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1909 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:31 - Big Arch Initial Review, Public Libraries, and Iran 00:12:50 - Woman hires otter to find the missing bones of her murdered mother 00:25:58 - NASA scrubs another Project Artemis launch: Delayed Project Delayed Again 00:33:28 - Southwest Airlines finally has assigned seating and Disability Fakers have been exposed! 00:39:11 - Man "accidentally" trapped inside decorative phone-booth "trying to order kabob" Thank you for listening!! Go to pateron.com/hardfactor to join our community, but MOST importantly get out there and Have A Great Fucking Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1908 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Kristi Noem grilled about killing dogs and sex on planes during ICE behavior hearing 00:21:30 Update on man with “World’s Smallest Penis” 00:25:40 Dubai beggar turns out to be a rich guy who likes stealing money from people with kind hearts 00:28:50 Shia LaBeouf arrested again.  This time, he blames “Big Scary Gay Men”  And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1907 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 Pat was right, MalibuFitMaxxing was stealing valor 00:07:30 USC WR gets real sassy at NFL combine interview 00:10:30 The Clintons didn’t give up much in the House Oversight committee, but Bill talking about the hot tub photo was funny 00:16:00 Three US fighter jets mistakenly shot down in Kuwait 00:24:40 The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker 00:37:00 Grandmom pyro guns grandson groom in probably AI video 00:38:10 AI pop-up restaurant in NYC where humans take their AI dates out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1906 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:11:50 Camels disqualified from beauty pageant for getting botox 00:25:47 Humans and neanderthals interbred 00:29:49 Physicist claims he found heaven’s physical location - 00:34:43 “Spanish” option at Washington Call Center offered AI bot with thick spanish accent speaking english And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1905 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:09:10 - Crispin Glover "McFly," AI War Games: 95% Nuke Rate, and "Iconic" Hawking Pics on Epstein Island 00:19:30 - Anthropic and the Pentagon go to WAR over surveillance and autonomous weapons, Dead Womb Baby Hugo, and $4M Home Depot Gift Card Scam 00:31:24 - Larry Ellison gets what he wants and Jack Dorsey plugs into the matrix (to layoff 40%) 00:39:50 - Extremely cocky convicted pedoph!ie is running for office in Fresno Thank you for listening! Go to parteon.com/hardfactor to join out community, and MOST importantly: get out there and HAGFWeekend!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1904 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:19 Racist bird on Germany’s bobsled 00:09:00 The Mormon drink sweeping the nation “Dirty Soda” 00:25:55 Bill Gates apologizes  for his Russian girls' affair  00:27:00 Hilarious AI Bloopers 00:33:35 What happened with the Cuban military killing Americans on a boat?! And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1903 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). lucy.co Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Hellebuyck is an American Hero (00:05:32) - Oscar the Grouch caught by Police in Ohio, snitched on by Trash Truck (00:08:34) - NYPD Under ATTACK from Snowballs (00:14:24) - Lesbian Action Group (LAG) taking action against Trans Women (00:27:46) - Couple suing Longhorn Steakhouse after Antlers fell on them (00:34:08) - Nude Man in Casino turned out to be Wanted Murderer in West Virginia (00:37:54) - Singles Wrestling: the new GenZ trend where you wrestle people to find dates Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1902 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:19 What happened in 1902, which president has the biggest dong 00:06:27 Missing mom shows up 24 years later 00:20:14 Grandson of Reese’s inventor says new Reese's recipe is not edible 00:29:12 US evacuates staff from Lebanon embassy amid tensions with Iran 00:31:01 Very Bad Dog in italy And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1901 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 Austrian hiker found guilty of murdering his gf on the mountain 00:05:10 Pat got out on the ice today after the USA won gold in hockey 00:07:30 Outburst at the BAFTAs from a man with Tourette syndrome was wild  00:15:10 Cartel burns the streets after the military killed cartel leader “El Mencho” 00:24:00 Punch the monkey is adorable 00:27:30 The mayor of a small Ohio town, who has the last name Dingu,s was caught sniffing teens' underwear on camera 00:30:20 UK scientists found a 78-year-old cadaver was a man with three penises 00:36:30 On 2/22, we have won 3 hockey gold medals, George Washington was born, and President Coolidge gave the first radio broadcast  00:42:00 Kash Patel celebrates with US hockey team, drinking beers in locker room 00:44:00 The day before Valentine’s Day ChatGPT4.0 was dissolved and thousands of women were dumped by “their AI boyfriend bots” And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1900 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Olympics talk, + Wes and Will both got put on the giant horse for fatsos on their last ride (00:08:53) - Funny Arrests 1: Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor detained and questioned over Epstein files for at least 11 hours (00:15:08) - Funny Arrest 2: Wisconsin man drinks bottle of Fabuloso cleaning product, stole an ambulance in the nude with a patient inside, and lead police on a 40 minute chase (00:25:45) - Olympic Condoms Restocked!! And for sale on the black market (00:28:00) - Australian family sent over $6K traffic ticket from AI camera... from a car they had reported stolen over 20 days prior (00:33:38) - Update on the lawsuit over Matt Kalil's allegedly enormous member Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1899 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Avalanche near Tahoe kills at least 8 00:01:30 Is James Cameron embarrassed to end the last several decades of his career on Avatar? 00:07:50 Shia LeBeouf arrested at Mardi Gras, but he’s already out partying again 00:10:10 Former high school principal hypnotized four people who died immediately after sessions  00:27:40 Company at India’s premiere tech conference claims another company's robot dog invention is their own 00:36:10 MLBPA Executive Director of Players has an affair with his sister-in-law 00:39:40 University of Iowa frat hazing incident from 2024 body cam footage comes out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1898 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR) at lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:38 What happened in 1898 00:05:21 Guthrie case update 00:07:41 Texas GOP politician Don Huffines plans Christian retreat at Zorro Ranch 00:21:08 New Taliban laws just dropped 00:30:37 Far right monologue at German play causes violent crowd reaction And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1897 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:05 What happened in 1897 00:05:15 Michael Jordan is facing backlash after a video of him “groping” a small boy’s ass at The Daytona 500 00:17:55 Alternate theory on what Michael Jordan was doing to the kids' ass00:19:25 Update on the sale of Warner Bros 00:21:50: OpenAI buys Open Claw and will likely now start charging users and displaying ads 00:24:10 Irish man on vacation in Australia puts his own armpit hair on a Tomahawk steak to get out of paying, caught on camera 00:30:45 Real-life Robin Hoods in Canada are stealing from grocery stores to feed the poor And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (11)

David Cisewski

I will never listen to your bullshit again.

Jan 10th
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David Cisewski

This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.

Jan 10th
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Peter F. Lensing

will they ever talk about the news ?

Oct 26th
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Peter F. Lensing

thank you for going back to short form podcast

Jul 27th
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ricky salayandia

Bring these guys on full time!!!!

May 30th
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Andrew Parker

Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week

Feb 12th
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Casey Kenison

👎🏼

Oct 17th
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Michael H. Nolan

10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.

Oct 11th
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Ralph Hamilton

nice

Jul 3rd
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Scott Cochran

Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.

Jun 25th
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Divyesh Patel

Excellent start!

Jun 14th
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