Dungeons and Doritos

An important message from Galdap about an exciting new RPG audio drama.Listen to Call of Cthulhu here: nerdyshow.com/cthulhu/ The Nerdy Show Network Patreon: www.patreon.com/nerdyshow Check out Nerdy Show Theatre: nerdyshow.com/theatre/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your eyes and ears do not deceive you! Dungeons & Doritos is coming back soon... in mere days! And it's back in a big way: Monthly adventures in Doritodonia! But don't take my word for it, hear it straight from Cap and Galdap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Allow Galdap to give you the run-down about how you can embark on a remastered, classic adventure of Dungeons & Doritos - RIGHT NOW!Find the episode here: http://nerdyshow.com/2017/02/dungeons-doritos-the-quest-for-the-erotic-pangolin-remastered/ Be NSFW on the downlow with our Pangolin shirt: http://amzn.to/2kEOVo0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some bad news Dungeons & Doritos fans. Our next episode, coming out later this month, will be our last for an undetermined amount of time. This unscheduled hiatus is the result of an unfolding struggle for one of our key cast members, which Cap can offer some clarity on in this audio update. The short version is that we have no idea when we'll be able to resume recording. It's a bummer situation all around. This all comes at a really challenging time for two other reasons: 1) Ghostbusters: Resurrection just went on an unscheduled hiatus for completely unrelated circumstances. And 2) a large shift in our Patreon funding has put us in a position where if D&D were still on schedule, we might not be able to afford for it to come out monthly anymore. Again, details in this accompanying audio bulletin. We'll keep our Dungeons & Doritos feed updated with details as they come in and we'll get back to recording as soon as possible. In the meantime we're going to divert our production efforts and funding to finishing up several other in-demand RPG audio drama projects: Star Wreck, Pokéballs of Steelix, and a new installment of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. If you're not already, please consider joining us on The Nerdy Show Network Patreon (http://bit.ly/2sDsYeL). Even a dollar makes a huge difference and helps offer us the stability we need to keep ahead of production. As soon as we're able, our quest will begin again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cap updates on the deadline to submit questions for the D&D Q&A, how you can meet Lefty Lucy, and the Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Submit questions to dnd@nerdyshow.com - Extended deadline Sept 30th! Meet Lefty on the Wheels on Fire Tour: http://bit.ly/2xjvkj7 Score some D&D Merch: http://bit.ly/2woLrvW Call of Cthulhu: http://cthulhumystery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you feel sick to your stomach? If so, that's probably Galdap forcing a psychic message into your Midgardian meat. Best to listen in and the gassy bloating will subside. Your old wizard pal has some news about what's going on behind the scenes with the D&D crew and where you can hear a surprise reunion between Deen and Jamela. Hear the ALL CAPS episode with Deen and Jamela: http://bit.ly/2LpsajC RPG From Scratch's Echoes of the Starcrypt: http://bit.ly/2Nq8xJZThe Dungeons & Doritos Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/dungeonsanddoritos/ The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/cthulhumystery/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamela is upset about the lack of new Dungeons & Doritos, but Cap has a proposal on how you can pass the time. We're going to PodTales a festival of audio drama and audio fiction. It's free, it's in Cambridge, MA, and it's on October 20th. More info here: https://podtales.org/ We've got a table (A5/6 in the Mt. Absalom room) and several panels including this one at 2PM: "Living in the Moment: Writing Through Improvisation" in The Hephaestus (Second Floor). Hosted by Cap and featuring Hem "Volonda" Cleveland (The Lucky Die, Dark Dice) Natasha Haverty & Brendan Pelsue (We Are Not These People), Sean Howard (Civilized, Alba Salix: Royal Physician, The End of Time and Other Bothers). The first storytellers didn't sit around plotting – they lived in the moment and collaborated with others to tell taller tales! Our panel shares the secrets of wielding spontaneity and collaboration as tools for creating unprecedented drama, laughs, and realism in your stories - as well as how to craft recording environments to enhance and manipulate your cast's performances, how to plot without a script, and how to elevate improvised material to audio excellence with scripted revisions and cinematic production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We interrupt this yawing gulf of silence with an important bulletin!The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program and Chaosium have joined forces to bring you a bold new adventure! A live charity spectacle! Two nights of improvised tabletop storytelling - like only Mystery Program can make: November, FRIDAY THE 13TH AND 14TH - 7pm Eastern at CthulhuMystery.com/live.Behold as the horror and hilarity unfold before your very eyes in unedited actual play mayhem! And brace yourselves as our cast explores the classic Cthulhu scenario, "The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse".What’s more, this presentation isn’t just thrills and chills, it's also a charity event, benefiting the Transgender Law Center. Audience donations can alter the destiny of our players, boosting vital stats like sanity AND viewers have a chance to win digital and physical copies of Chaosium's recently remastered tome: Mansions of Madness!But this isn’t the only Cthulhu event! Sunday, November 8th, Showrunner Cat Blackard and Keeper Luke Stram will be joining audio drama’s finest at the PodTales’ virtual convention.Head to PodTales.org to explore their free online programming and to tune in on the 8th to hear from our creators in “Choosing a Game System for Actual Play” and “Supportive Play-Acting”. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The debut adventure of Nerdy Show’s epic RPG podcast, Dungeons & Doritos, is back and better than ever! Journey to the magical land of Doritodonia, and embark on a mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quest for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips! Dungeons & Doritos started as a one-shot episode of Nerdy Show where hosts Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike were joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew to play 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons. The episode was so popular it became its own series and the legend begins here! Enter Jen’Ifer the ego-maniacal tiefling sorcerer, Chair – a dining room chair transformed into a naked and crazed dwarf, Vimak the fish-out-of-water goliath shaman, and Jamela the overly sensual dragonborn. In this first quest, these four mismatched warriors venture into a kobold-infested keep to save dwarven miners from a White Dragon Wyrmling. But will their reward of Doritos be worth the torment of each other’s company? Dungeons & Dragons will never be the same again. This remastered edition of our first episode from 2009 presents fully restored and remixed audio – hear classic Dungeons & Doritos like you’ve never heard it before!Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/dnd1-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen’Ifer, Vimak, Chair, and Jamela’s quest deep within the local Doritos mines concludes! After fierce battles with shifty foes we come face-to-face with the fiendish White Dragon and her elite kobold cohorts. But the party is coming unglued – especially Chair who’s developed a multiple personality disorder. Will there be any dwarves left to save? What legendary loot awaits? How many twisted personas does Chair have?! Find out in the epic end of our inaugural adventure. This remastered edition of our second episode from 2009 presents fully restored and remixed audio – hear classic Dungeons & Doritos like you’ve never heard it before! As in the debut episode (also fully remastered) Cap, Brian, Hex, and Triforce Mike are joined by ninja rapper DM Masurao of Krondor Krew for this classic 4th Edition campaign with our own demented twist. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2015/04/dnd2-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The party encounters a sacked caravan of performers missing a peculiar prized possession: a pangolin. Now, a normal pangolin would be odd enough - they're basically tree-dwelling anteaters with razor sharp armor - but this is the EROTIC Pangolin; a mystical creature capable of conjuring uncontrolled desires for anyone in its proximity. Join Vimak the goliath, Jen'Ifer the tiefling, Jamela the dragonborn, and Chair the dwarf-that-used-to-be-furniture for a 4th Edition fetch quest of epic proportions. They've got to fight of a forest full of goblins and their own unchecked lusts if they want to reap a hefty reward. Can Chair's already scrambled brain withstand the pangolin's perverse power? And how far will Jen'Ifer go to make sure he doesn't have to see what happens? This fan-inspired adventure is the stuff of legends. For links and more info, head to the main episode page: http://nerdyshow.com/2017/02/dungeons-doritos-the-quest-for-the-erotic-pangolin-remastered/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Crunchmas! What? You don’t know what Crunchmas is? Oh, you poor dear. Why, Crunchmas is the happiest, and most delicious time of the year! But you know, there’s a little man named Chair who doesn’t know what Crunchmas is either. And on this fine winter evening his friends are going to teach him just what Crunchmas is all about. Merry Crunchmas – one and all! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/12/dd-do-they-know-its-crunchmas-2/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s this? Vimak is missing!! Without their moral compass, can CHAIR, Jamela, and Jen’Ifer come together and work as a team to find him? Even when it means going toe-to-mythical-toe with a brand new pantheon of deities who seem to not only have taken interest in Vimak, but one of our other intrepid heroes… Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/02/dd-episode-4-mid-day-in-the-maze-of-mischief/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Journey once more with CHAIR, Vimak, Jamalla and Jen’Ifer on their questionable travels for riches, renown and… other stuff. After their confrontation with the Maze of Mischief, the band of miscreants finds that their favorite Tiefling has gone off, leaving only a letter. So they plot their quest in the direction of Jen’Ifer and leave the town of Port O’Jon. This episode finds our mismatched trio wandering the countryside of Doritodonia...This episode marks the dawn of a new era of Dungeons & Doritos – with our new Game Master, Ruel and a new mode of play – Sagas RPG. It’s a fast, fun, and flexible form of table top perfect for our style of play and amazing for smoothly playing with chaos and creativity. If you haven’t heard it yet, check out the episode of Nerdy Show, “Cosmic Things“ where we interviewed Ruel and talk about what makes Sagas different and how we’re going to integrate it into DnD. It’s important to note that this isn’t the first official game of us playing Sagas. Before we made the commitment to dive into a whole new system and join up with a new GM we had to give ‘em a test drive. This was our test run of Sagas, based on loose renderings of our character sheets, not the final versions that are coming soon. We weren’t planning on releasing this recording as an episode, but we liked it so much we had to! This is a harrowing adventure and these events are sure to come back to haunt the D&D crew. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/06/dd-episode-5-birdbath/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, fearless listener, to the sixth edition of Dungeons & Doritos! Ye who have been clamoring for more dusty deliciousness have been duly rewarded for your patience, for this month ye have not one but TWO episodes of peril and adventure! DOUBLE-DIP into the salsa of June and savor this zesty treat! In this episode, Vimak, CHAIR, and Jamela are still en route to Cool Ranch, looking to meet up with their less-than-enthusiastic comrade, Jen’Ifer. But what’s a road trip without pitstops? The gang happens upon a prosperous boom town surrounding a wizard’s tower and Jamela smells opportunity, and it smells like… a talking dog!? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/06/dd-episode-6-the-labrador-the-laboratory/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, weary traveler, to the flavor-dusted land of Doritodonia. CHAIR, Vimak, and Jamela have gone through some strange and harrowing adventures on their way to reunite with their waylaid and sulfurous companion, Jen’Ifer, but at long last, Cool Ranch is in sight and the team is on the verge of being whole again. Of course, with these four, nothing ever goes the way it’s planned! There’s a mystery afoot in Cool Ranch, but are they clever enough to solve it? If Wolf-Bear is Scooby, does that make Vimak Shaggy? Or is it CHAIR? And how does Jen’Ifer factor into these Foul Deeds at Cool Ranch? Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/08/dd-episode-7-foul-deeds-at-cool-ranch/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No reunion with Jen’Ifer was going to be a happy one – but no one expected it to be this BAD! Dark magicks were indeed afoot in the strange hamlet of Cool Ranch, and the Dungeon & Doritos gang managed to get themselves perilously deep into trouble to find their friend. Now, trapped in the cellar of Cool Ranch Manor, they’ve got to escape and try to stop a Dark God’s wrath from descending on the innocent villagers. But with the odds stacking up against them, Jamela’s powers on the fritz, and Jen’Ifer’s evil influence once again meddling with their judgment – how foul can this day go? Galdap, tell ‘em about the twinkie! Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/09/dd-episode-8-fouler-deeds-in-cool-ranch/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My, how time flies when you’ve overstayed your welcome! Our accidental heroes have spent their night in Cool Ranch, and that night became another night, and that night became a fortnight! There’s something strange in their neighborhood and it certainly doesn’t look good. The poor town is being terrorized by Chair’s love and Jamela’s lust. Cool Ranch’s can bear the torment no longer there is only one solution: Eviction! It just so happens that Jen’Ifer knows a magic user who might have a solution to all their problems. And so the band sets out on the road once more. It is a winding, menacing road, with a foul stench upon it, covered with a darkness that twists your insides. Unease sets in as a pervasive mist surrounds the travelers… an eerie mist, that brings the spirits of the dead with it. It’s something weird and it don’t look good. Will this mist be our heroes demise? Who are they going to call? How frequently can we reference Ghostbusters in this podcast? Dare you listen? Are you, or aren’t you afraid of no g-g-g-ghost?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The heroes find the city of Tolay under siege – overrun with the same hyena-men that attacked them when they crossed over into the mirror world. Faces get smashed-in, new friends are made, secrets are revealed, and Jamela gets something she’s been looking for, for a long time… Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2010/12/dd-episode-10-the-fight-to-free-tolay/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Brian as Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, Cap as Jamela the Dragonborn, Hex as Vimak the Goliath, and Triforce Mike as the chair-turned-dwarf, called Chair and Colin as their mysterious new companion, Barty, on mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quests for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips. Links and more info: http://nerdyshow.com/2011/03/dd-episode-11-greetings-from-corney-island/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.