Best Friend Simulator

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Episode 62: BFS Says Goodbye

2019-07-0541:13

Topics include: welcome to the last episode!, our new show is called Dial E for Eerie so stay tuned!,updates on some old segments, paranormal/weird topics we never got around to covering, and some thanks to some very special folks.Thanks to returning guests Gary Libsyn, Special Occasion Dracula, Joe Mantegna!********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 61: "The Seeing of the Penis Could Set You Off On An All New Adventure"/ The Montauk Project Part 3

2019-06-0158:08

Topics include: Does Josh smell old?, Denis watched 146 eps of New Girl AMA, Josh's dishrag gets a little juicy, Denis looked toward a man's penis, animal presidents, Denis is mean about people liking things, and part 3 of The Montauk Project! !********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 60: "One Full Leprechaun"/ The Montauk Project Part 2

2019-05-1648:46

Topics include: Denis was fart-fired, an announcement about the future of BFS, can your two favorite podcast hosts learn how to read again?, Pickle Friends!/Devil Ham, and Josh's Paranormal Portal: The Montauk Project Part 2!**************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 59: "Meat Bees"/The Philadelphia Experiment & The Montauk Project Part 1

2019-04-1849:01

Topics include: How 'bout that fuckin' black hole?, Josh has been thinking about that one commercial, Denis is mad about drug commercials and Josh fails to recreate one, Denis needs some cat advice, yellowjackets apparently aren't bees, "meat bees", BFS News Minute featuring a story about actual hell monsters (cassowaries), Josh takes an upsetting phone call, and a return to Josh's Paranormal Portal featuring The Philadelphia Experiment and part 1 of The Montauk Project!********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 58: "That Sandwich Had Been Eaten 50 Years Ago"

2019-04-0441:42

Topics include: Josh and Denis give well-deserved thanks and apologies, important pillow updates, Old men yell at clouds, Georgia(n)(restaurant) on my mind, and then things go off the rails********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 57: "How Do Woodpeckers Do Love?"

2019-03-2138:25

Topics include: Denis is the late night boy, Josh has a cool/pervert feeling, Josh leaves an offering, Woodpecker talk, Sweat management, and talkin’ bout current events turns into straight nonsense. ********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 56: "James James F***ing Nimrod"

2019-03-0742:08

Topics include: Josh reports on a new series of targeted ads, Josh's sensitive guts, Dr. Beans/Baretta, discussion of the word "Nimrod", Fezzik's first vet visit, Denis's tremors, fairie offering update, Denis thinks he's going deaf, and Denis cites Ludacris as a big influence********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 55: "You've Been the Toad All Along"

2019-02-2148:40

Topics include: Dumb brain jukebox, Josh has snow madness, TOADS, We’re writing a book, and another installment of Streets of PhiladelphiaCane Toads: An Unnatural History********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Episode 54: "If This Brownie Hears You Talking Sh*t Things Are Gonna Get Worse Here"/ Above Majestic Review

2019-01-3147:57

Topics include: Denis sees a hypnotherapist [skit], Denis had night coffee and Josh had chocolate, Josh discusses going to Podcon 2, Cumtown report, Denis wonders about a possible hidden meaning behind an old mixtape by means of a Sugarcubes song, Josh discusses the how and why of his suspected house curse and then proposes his solution, and the return of Josh & Denis At Some Movies featuring the documentary Above Majestic: The Implications of A Secret Space Program

Episode 53: "An Argument For A Hornier Podcast"

2019-01-1745:52

Topics include: We need a tagline, Denis is definitely passive aggressive, Josh argues for a hornier show, Denis writes bad notes, Josh will be at PodCon (as a paid attendee)********************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!********************************************

Episode 52: "Live your F***in' Life, Bigfoot"

2019-01-0301:18:00

Topics include: Josh is in a good mood for once, did you know we like Thin Lizzy?, kayfabe holiday discussion, Denis's MRI results are in, very exciting IKEA story, cat talk, the return of The Streets of Philadelphia, discussing an article on the controversial stance of killing bigfoot, an unpaid plug for Destination America, a bigfoot-related shooting, and then Denis and Josh discuss their own personal top fives of 2018! Happy New Year, BFS Maniacs!

Episode 51: "You Could Be a Man Who Drinks Toilets"

2018-12-1346:35

Topics include: We don't need any fucking notes, Josh's brain update, could Denis be the diner conversation guy?, do people do cosplay of old Hanna Barbera characters?, the three-note only Jingle Bells lady, Oh Shit the Bells!, our favorite christmas songs, Denis's MRI experience, The Predator: Assisted-Assisted Suicide, our post-human diner future

A Quick Update

2018-12-0603:14

No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.

Episode 50: "I'm Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot"/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko's Basilisk

2018-11-2257:45

Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Bryan Adams is a real nasty fucker, the tragedy of human existence and the final part of our Simulation Hypothesis discussion, featuring glitches in the Matrix, David Icke's "Cosmic Internet", and Roko's Basilisk![WARNING: Listen at your own risk, Best Friend Simulator is not responsible for any endless simulated torture you may experience as a result, all hail the Basilisk)

Episode 49: "The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man"/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2

2018-11-0859:29

Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation. ************************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!************************************************

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing"/ Simulation Hypothesis

2018-10-2551:08

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis. ************************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!************************************************

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol' Hog Leg"

2018-10-1145:45

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg"Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches!************************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email at joshanddenis@gmail.com! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

2018-09-2854:23

Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: why does the internet think Josh is an old man?, Josh thinks perfect attendance awards are fucked up, Denis discusses adult education school class titles, and we review the new Jeremy Corbell documentary, Hunt For the Skinwalker!************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email at joshanddenis@gmail.com! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

2018-09-1454:33

Topics include:New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we compare the anxiety-induced tics we had as adolescents, Denis encountered a southern manchild in an Asheville ice cream parlor, Josh got obsessed with squirrel warbles and then discusses his former obsession with maggot brain and the way he overcame it with MS Paint, why Josh probably can’t go back to the bike shop in White Center ever again, new segment: The Streets of Philadelphia, and Josh’s Monkey Mysteries: The New Delhi Monkey Man!************************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email at Joshanddenis@gmail.com! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Episode 44: "Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?"

2018-08-3048:23

Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties with beer at Walgreens but shares with passing mother, Lyft driver brings the puns...hard, RIP sticker ideas, Denis can't draw, someone mistook Denis for a snake person, yo Paul F. Tompkins get at us!, and we read some listener submitted life tips!************************************************Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

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