Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

Sorry for dropping this one so late so let's just pretend it's still summer. In this episode we talk about the terrifying nature of... nature. We explore the terrors of Sarge's summer camp and then take a trip to the tallest mountain of earth. The we wrap it all up with a rousing edition of dick news!

Back from a short break, the gang covers the insane story of the Great Molasses Flood, the history of Boston's North End, and some political intrigue. Links: SargesSupermornal.com https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://x.com/maynerdrules Sources: References: https://www.boston-discovery-guide.com/great-molasses-flood.html https://www.southernliving.com/food/sweeteners/molasses/what-is-molasses http://tellnewengland.com/rumtrade https://mse.engin.umich.edu/internal/demos/case-study-molasses-tank-failure#:~:text=The%20tank%2C%20which%20was%20located,5%2F8%20of%20an%20inch. https://www.telegram.com/story/news/state/2016/11/25/temperature-explains-why-boston-molasses-flood-of-1919-was-so-deadly/24477461007/ https://www.livescience.com/56947-why-molasses-flood-1919-was-deadly.html https://www.mass.gov/info-details/sacco-vanzetti-the-red-scare-of-1919-1920

We talk about Earth and other things that are definitely not a disk. Also, behold the glorious return of DICK NEWS!

We give Laura the day off and welcome special guest, Jeremy London. We discuss ghosts, aliens, remote viewing, psychics, premonitions, and ancient aliens.

Maynerd, Laura, and Sarge the Destroyer have returned from a long hiatus to talk about torture methods, ripped buttholes, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable. Follow us on Social media: - https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules - https://www.instagram.com/maynerdrules/ You want sources? We got sources: - https://allthatsinteresting.com/pear-of-anguish - https://www.iflscience.com/poena-cullei-is-the-most-cruel-and-unusual-punishment-ever-dreamt-up-66575 - https://theconversation.com/mythbusting-ancient-rome-cruel-and-unusual-punishment-87939 - https://allthatsinteresting.com/judas-cradle

In 1993, 150 miles (241 km) south east of the Dyatlov Pass, 6 hikers would die suddenly and mysteriously while hiking in a Siberian mountain range. We take a deep dive into their story using multiple sources and try to figure out what might have happened. Check out episode 43: The Khamar Daban incident - Stop Hiking In Siberia. If you enjoyed this show, please like, subscribe, and share us with the world Watch our video on youtube.com/sargethedestroyer https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer twitter.com/maynerdrules https://twitter.com/Nature_B_Laura  References: YouTube.com - Merc Docs: The Khamar Daban Incident https://youtu.be/tifHdZnK_EE Medicalnewtoday.com https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320237#:~:text=The%20sensation%20of%20ears%20popping,ear%20pain Encyclopedia.com https://www.encyclopedia.com/earth-and-environment/ecology-and-environmentalism/environmental-studies/alpine-zone#:~:text=alpine%20zone%20A%20region%20that%20occurs%20above%20the%20tree%2Dline,on%20temperate%20and%20tropical%20mountains. Thought Catalogue https://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2021/12/the-group-of-russian-hikers-who-started-bleeding-from-their-eyes/ Areal-Tur https://areal-tur.ru/en/belorussiya/pereval-dyatlova-gruppa-lyudmily-korovinoi-uchenye-raskryli-tainu.html Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khamar-Daban Medium https://medium.com/the-mystery-box/the-most-credible-theories-regarding-the-khamar-daban-incident-ae84d8a60be2 Strange Outdoors https://www.strangeoutdoors.com/historical-strangeness/korovina-group That I did not know https://thatididntknow.com/the-korovina-incident-6-die-in-mysterious-circumstances/ Cleveland Clinic https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21880-protein-c-deficiency National Library of Medicine https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3389480/#:~:text=The%20clinical%20effects%20of%20mild,very%20low%20or%20even%20absent The Mayo Clinic https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hypothermia/symptoms-causes/syc-20352682

In this one, we talk about space conspiracies and how thunderously stupid they are. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

In this episode, the gang talks about all the ways they tried to revive the dead and a couple of folks who survived being buried alive. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

We did our first ever livestream episode! We talked about the Biltmore Hotel in Rhode Island, The Jusco Phantom, and a haunted mine in Nevada. Find us on Twitter: Sarge - https://twitter.com/BastardProphet Maynerd - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules Laura - https://twitter.com/Nature_B_Laura The Podcast Account - https://twitter.com/CGSuperNormal Find us on Instagram: Sarge - https://www.instagram.com/sargethedes... Maynerd - https://www.instagram.com/maynerdrules/ Check out our store on TeeSpring: https://citizensguidetothesupernormal... See the recording of this livestream at: https://youtu.be/HYtnLotlum8 My two sources for The Jusco Phantom (they did a way better job than I did): KyotoRabato on YouTube: https://youtu.be/yX2oyNmyndc Mr. Ballen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/lG6ghojk3oQ

In this episode, we cover one of the core tenets of the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. It's just as stupid as you think it is... Donate, buy merch, or follow us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Sources: https://newrepublic.com/article/159529/qanon-blood-libel-satanic-panic http://marcuse.faculty.history.ucsb.edu/classes/33d/projects/protzion/DelaCruzProtocolsMain.htm https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/08/conspiracy-theory-rule-them-all/615550/ https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4750?gclid=Cj0KCQiAst2BBhDJARIsAGo2ldUBdcm3y1dy0BiwtYzGRauWGUbq4DBchGDKrUfH0k8geR9Ey8AQbnAaAuG6EALw_wcB https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-qanon-became-obsessed-with-adrenochrome-an-imaginary-drug-hollywood-is-harvesting-from-kids https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-dark-virality-of-a-hollywood-blood-harvesting-conspiracy/

This episode tells three stories about the supernatural in New England and at the end we have DICK NEWS!

Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Specters, Turning Purple, and Blind Love PATREON GOAL: https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Welcome back to Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal, Episode 33. In this Episode, special guest Octopus Caveman, (https://twitter.com/OctopusCaveman) joins us to talk about the ghost of America’s tallest ghost, Abraham Lincoln. Are the stories true? Is Lincoln haunting the White House? Who knows, enjoy the show, it gets off the rails quickly. Enjoy the show!

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 32 The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide blog. First of all, sorry we took so long to get back on track but if I’m being honest, it has been a year. Our podcast Twitter was recently suspended for unknown reasons but thanks to Maynerd’s quick thinking, we’re back like cooked crack, y’all. Check us out at https://twitter.com/CGSuperNormal?s=09. This episode was a bit of a departure from our usual fare but somehow it was still pretty “on brand” as people that I hate would say. In this episode we cover a legendary curse from a storied series of films with an unintentional body count higher than a Trump Rally, RIP Big Herm. That’s right, we’re talking about the curse of Poltergeist! I won’t spoil the fun but a lot of people died and one guy definitely regrets buying a dead kid’s doll. While you listen, consider the power of coincidence. If I told you that 4 people from the 1960 film Ocean’s 11 are dead, you wouldn’t be surprised but if I told you that 4 people from a movie made in 1982 are now dead, it’s a little more curious. People die all the time but when it happens right after a movie is made, the normal becomes… supernormal.

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 31- The Great Barrington Event: Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Sex Toys https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Special Patreon Shoutout! - https://twitter.com/ObsidianShiv The best whip maker on Earth! Welcome back to the CGS blog. Where I get to wax philosophical about all things unexplained. In this week’s episode, we have a special guest, Ms. Tiffany Vanderlust or https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom if you’re nasty. She joined us via the Zoom. In addition we had Ms. Laura and Jordan’s triumphant return. Jordan did some extensive research and we rewarded that by interrupting him throughout the entire show. I’m especially excited about this episode because we discuss a topic near and dear to my heart, giant sex toys. The beginning of the show, we talk about aliens or whatever but at the end of the show, known as “segment 3” (little inside baseball for all you non-podcasters out there) we do our favorite segment, Dick News! This is a meaty subject to be sure and we approach it with all the weight that it deserves. So, strap on and get ready because it’s gonna be a wild ride that leaves you wanting more and also wanting a sandwich and maybe a nap. We love you, Sarge citizensguidepodcast@gmail.com

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Well, we finally released another episode and it didn’t take us a month. That sounds like progress to me. This is another true crime episode and it’s got a spooky scary monster who used old-timey bible terms and loved Jazz. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear the Axman of New Orleans was Mike Pence. I know what you’re thinking, “why do you have to bring politics into this?” To that I respond, Mike Pence obviously likes Jazz. I mean, look at him. No one with eyes that dead hasn’t slowly masturbated to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue. Anyway, in researching this story, my biggest take away is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Sure, fewer and fewer killers are trafficking in ax murders but it might come as no surprise that people in America have always been obsessed with race and immigrants. Much like today’s right wing quixotically fighting against migrants from south of Texas, early 19th century had a complicated relationship with another group of folks speaking a latin-based language, the dreaded Italian… which sounds like a super filling Subway Sandwich… great now I’m hungry. I won’t spoil the ending for you but this episode has some pretty interesting factors that led us down some weird roads. I hope you like the episode and I hope you’re staying safe. Be safe, we love you all. Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Ep. 29 The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Well, it’s been a fucking lifetime since we had an episode release. As two out of the three of us are essential employees and Maynerd working hard from home, we were unable to get to our show. As we’ve not gotten a little more stable, we’re ready to make love to your earholes with our voices. Today’s topic is THE SERVANT GIRL ANNIHILATOR! One of the most horrific aspects of this story is the incredible amounts of racism exhibited by the people who investigated the crimes. Some things never change, unfortunately. Be Safe, Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal EP-28 REMIX! The Bermuda Triangle: Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Guys… we fudged up. We thought the audio was too quiet on the first Bermuda Triangle episode so we rerecorded it. However, Maynerd found it accidentally, edited it accidentally, and I released it… accidentally. The bad news is, we dropped the wrong episode, the good news is, we have two episodes! Some of the jokes are the same but some are very different and so it’s mildly funny… I think. You be the judge. I hope you like it. Same story, different jokes. It’s a CGS REMIX and not a big dumb mistake on my part. Is this one better, you be the judge but if we’re guilty, I will appeal. Love, Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog! Holy shit, a lot has changed since we released our last episode. Jordan dropped something like 240 pounds, Maynerd and I sang a ballad, and the new Trolls movie came out! Honestly, I think we’re all in a weird place right now but keep your chin up. We’ll get through this together, one dick joke at a time. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about one of the most enduring mysteries of the modern world. That’s right gang, there’s a place on earth where many things enter and never see the light of day again (*name of my sex tape). We’re talking about the MOTHERF***ING BERMUDA TRIANGLE! Is it really everything it’s all chocked up to be? No, no it is not, but tune in anyway because you knew damn well we didn’t believe in that nonsense. The reason the Bermuda Triangle is such a powerful story is because much like all the things that truly scare us, it involves uncertainty. Not only do we not know what will happen when you disappear but you don’t even know if you’ll disappear if you’re unlucky enough to pass through it. It’s like when you were a kid and got in trouble at school. As the principal very thoroughly describes your epic upper-decker in the teacher’s bathroom. You’re sitting there sweating, not worried about getting suspended, you’re worried about what your parents are gonna do to you when you get home. I mean, it doesn’t get more primal than that. The Bermuda Triangle is like a well planned but poorly executed upper-decker… kinda. Anyway, we hope you enjoy the show. Also, we hope you pay a visit to our new T-Spring shop to get your official CGS merch. There’s a mug with my mug on it. Buy it, drink your morning coffee out of it while I silently scream at your eggs. Here’s the link: https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Be safe, we love you all. Sarge *music from www.bensound.com

CGS Blog Episode 27 Cropsey - Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets www.Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. We got a crazy episode for you. It’s got true crime, urban legends, and dick news, like usual. We had a lot of fun recording this one and with any luck, you’re never going to see Newark Airport the same way again. Laura joined us again because frankly, she’s the only mature adult we know. Cropsey is a scary topic because it takes all the elements from the urban legends you know and makes them terrifyingly real because the guy from the lunatic asylum is actually stealing kids. There is some speculation as to whether the subject of this show is really a killer or not. We aren’t police, forensic pathologists, or responsible adults so we encourage you to actually watch the documentary entitled Cropsey, listen to our podcast, and then come to your own conclusions. This show was sourced mostly from the documentary and news articles about the story. We hope you like it or at least tolerate it. Have a great week and remember… THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Love, Sarge

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – EP 26 False Flags: Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather Welcome back to the CGS Blog. We took a little hiatus after the new year because I started a new job and a new semester at school. Sorry for the delay and thank you for coming back. This episode covers a topic near and dear to my heart. False Flag is a term used all too often these days. Our friends over at Infowars would have you believe that the US government is somehow capable of killing people without repercussions but after listening to our past failures I think you’ll find that it’s highly unlikely that 9/11 was a inside job when we couldn’t even attempt to kill Castro without our drooling, lazy asses finding out about it. I get it. It’s comforting to think that the US Government is somehow capable of carrying out nefarious acts of domestic terrorism instead of being the incessantly incompetent mountain of red tape and inanity that they actually are. It is better to assume we faked the moon landing than to admit that we sent three guys to land on a close celestial body with no confidence that those guys would come back as anything other than an overcooked flambe. Better that they killed Kennedy than to have no idea how a meek little dipshit could pick him off from the window of a book dump in Texas. Better to have FEMA camps than a collection of poorly built training bases on underfunded National Guard Bases. Well, I got bad news for you, fam, our Government is chock full of morons and dipshits. We can’t even come up with a coherent tax code let alone a simple plan for world domination. This episode should ease your fears of a deep state conspiracy. We don’t seem capable of making a deep-dish pizza without fucking it up but you do you, Q-Anon. Hugs and Kisses, Sarge