The Contrition Mission

A year on from recording the Christmas 2020 episode, after much laziness and procrastinating, one of the episodes is ready to fill your ears with pure time-wasting nonsense. Molly and Carrie discuss hairiness, the scobey horror house, the usual facts on jesus and the disapearance of the Peugeot 306. Big thanks to Cavan Arts for funding the equipment for us to talk shite.

Carrie and Molly discuss what they are doing to keep themselves occupied on lockdown, fixin bikes, scaring people in parks, the current tinder crisis because Carrie doesn't like people, living through tiny chicken town parties and mass.. This weeks Saint of the week is Mary Magdalene and her escapades. Pure cure for the Byores whoure, stories from the Angelo Celt Cavans cures. The kiss and the birdshit. The beginning of the Dublin house of pain saga.

Molly and Carrie successfully attempt to remotely record a podcast cross country in an extreme social distancing move to combat C who must not be named while discussing the health of minges, breaking the fancy cabinet at birthday parties, the Robin Hood of Esso, Saint of the week, Pure Cure for the wondering womb and much more shite talk. Also featuring "Be not afraid" a song of comfort by Carrie.

In this pointless waste of time episode, we share an excerpt from an Irish phonecall, chitchat about the saint of the day, unexpected poops and the neverending saga of CATHOLIC V PROTESTANT. Carrie's mind gets blown several times and Molly slurs her words in equal amounts. Enjoy this new episode with the spirit in which it was intended. Alcoholic.

Twas the night before the Year of the Rat and all was quiet, except the cat. (and a living room in Galway). Carrie and Molly, sat down on their chairs, to share with the world other peoples despair. They drank and they laughed, and burped and farted, with Sarah, their guest, the third part of tritarded. With laughter and snorting, and tequila aplenty, the Contrition Mission pledged more shite talk for the year 2020