Tommy's Brownload

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!

Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?

Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai!  Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi!  Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?

What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team there (and Pete!) for a great munch!

It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!

We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody! 

With Kier Starmer visiting India… Kej’s colleagues are making curry connections! Sach on the other hand loves a sandwich but can’t be arsed with all these international variants! And I’ve had a rude awakening at a hotel where my dreams took over reality!

Kej and I have been to the curry oscars in London and Sach has been on a plane where he met ANOTHER weirdo! Nando’s have got new rules, Heinz have got new flavours for their baked beans and we are celebrating old school hymns!

What are Desis like with their kids on planes? Sach found out on his way to Dubai! Plus there's talk of Farage becoming the next PM… So where would we move to if we HAD to? Undercover food reporter Kej has been reviewing the new Dominos Paneer Pizza and I’ve experienced Oktoberfest in Munich and been challenged to battles by local Germans in nightclubs!

We’re all hanging out at Kej’s house for this one! We’re talking restaurants, birthday meals and celebrating with our mums! There’s also a little march that took place to help “unite Britain”… and we recreated a question that was asked to some of the attendees! And… following my date night with Kej… it’s only right that Sach and I have some “alone time”!

Live from the London Podcast Festival in King’s Cross… Kej and I had a little dinner date without Sach… who’s a little more concerned about a certain bus that’s going around! Plus we are talking weddings, Asian cooking shows and sleeping on your tummy! Massive shout out to everybody who came out to watch us live… You were a wonderful audience and gave us loads of laughs!

Sach has been at the two biggest desi events on the planet this weekend - Hear what he’s got to say about Arijit Singh in London & Breaking Borders in Malta! Kej and I have been suffering the tube strikes and the gloomy cold winter weather! Which got me going about wrapping paper! I mean, what’s the point! Kej has also got issues with useless glove boxes! Get ready for moans and groans and plenty of laughter too!

Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross London as part of the London Podcast Festival! Last few tickets left! Grab them now - all the details are on The Brownload Instagram page!

Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt! 

Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!

What a cricket match to finish the test series! And Sach was there to witness India vs England! Kej has been head of entertainment at a family wedding and I’ve been to more dog shows and even got lovingly harassed… not by the dogs!

So much to discuss… There’s women’s football final, India versus England in the cricket (and that’s getting a bit spicy!) We even discuss politics with Modi & Trump in town along with Obama showing some pretty outrageous views regarding ketchup!

It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you it was all going off!

The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?